The Pickering Post
Friday, 20th April 2018

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Larry Pickering

Four-time Walkley Award winning political commentator and Churchill Fellow, has returned to the fray over concern that the integrity of news dissemination is continually being threatened by a partisan media.


Napoleon and Hitler had what body part missing?

HOOP.... one testicle


There are three cardinal sins in Judaism … Idolatry, Adultery, what is the third?

What class subject did Elvis Presley fail in at school?

What is the only essential vitamin not found in a normal white potato?


If you lose an agate, don't automatically presume that you can further the family count, by virtue of the remaining stone. I suffered a tortion, where the testicle rotates on its plumbing (extremely agonising) and if not corrected the reduced blood supply will eventually render it necrotic and its shrivels up (if you're lucky). Bit like having a miniature Christine Milne or Barry Cassidy in your bag. If you don't go the CM or BC way it can get infected and you'll die from blood poisoning. I bragged to the doctor that I could afford to lose one as I'd fathered three children and I'd be batting at 50%. He countered, "The fact that you have three children proves that one of your testicles works. It doesn't automatically follow that they both do."

Fatherhood only requires one.

Tanya has 3 one of them is Hitler's missing one.

Easily explained ND. Wich ever one it was, it's always the one LEFT behind

Readers Digest years ago had a story titled "I am Joe's most important organ" It was a most informative article which explained the myriad functions performed by this oyster. Losing the left nut makes it almost impossible to lead a normal life. May explain those two cretins.

Hitler lost a testicle in WWI. He was nick-named the screamer with his apparent carry on in the military hospital.

Why is it always the Left testicle......its a medical phenomenon....
if its missing its always the left?????


Would you tell your wife ?

Wasn't this sung during "WWII Hitler had only on left ball, Himmler had two but very small, Goering had something similar but poor old Goebbels had no balls at all”.

their brains

My Bloodhound Renzo had his 'tail tonsils' out yesterday. Hope he doesn't lurn into an Adolf

Leftical. This explains their anger issues. Also the lack of testosterone made them act in an effeminate manner. They couldn't navigate, and got lost going to Russia.

That's why they were nuts.

One testicle. That's why they were so cranky

Penis and Brain


Common sense, humanity, humility.

A testicle.