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Four-time Walkley Award winning political commentator and Churchill Fellow, recently returned to the fray over concern that news sources are being threatened by the Gillard Government.
HOOP.... one testicle
If you lose an agate, don't automatically presume that you can further the family count, by virtue of the remaining stone. I suffered a tortion, where the testicle rotates on its plumbing (extremely agonising) and if not corrected the reduced blood supply will eventually render it necrotic and its shrivels up (if you're lucky). Bit like having a miniature Christine Milne or Barry Cassidy in your bag. If you don't go the CM or BC way it can get infected and you'll die from blood poisoning. I bragged to the doctor that I could afford to lose one as I'd fathered three children and I'd be batting at 50%. He countered, "The fact that you have three children proves that one of your testicles works. It doesn't automatically follow that they both do."
Fatherhood only requires one.
Tanya has 3 one of them is Hitler's missing one.
Readers Digest years ago had a story titled "I am Joe's most important organ" It was a most informative article which explained the myriad functions performed by this oyster. Losing the left nut makes it almost impossible to lead a normal life. May explain those two cretins.
Hitler lost a testicle in WWI. He was nick-named the screamer with his apparent carry on in the military hospital.
To be specific, I understand it was the left testicle.
Would you tell your wife ?
Wasn't this sung during "WWII Hitler had only on left ball, Himmler had two but very small, Goering had something similar but poor old Goebbels had no balls at all”.
My Bloodhound Renzo had his 'tail tonsils' out yesterday. Hope he doesn't lurn into an Adolf
Leftical. This explains their anger issues. Also the lack of testosterone made them act in an effeminate manner. They couldn't navigate, and got lost going to Russia.
That's why they were nuts.
One testicle. That's why they were so cranky
Penis and Brain
Common sense, humanity, humility.