WILL THE DON FALL FOR KIM’S BULLSHIT?
Four-time Walkley Award winning political commentator and Churchill Fellow, has returned to the fray over concern that the integrity of news dissemination is continually being threatened by a partisan media.
Ha, we know South Korea’s little Lefty pacifist, Moon Jae-in, has fallen for it with his overly extended cuddles and sickeningly long pudgy hand clasps, but common sense says Little Rocket Man is up to something dodgy and the Don is not short on common sense.
For a start he cannot close his nuclear facility…it is already closed! Satellite pics show an enormous implosion of the site. It happened when he sent Richter off its scale with earthquakes and multiple landslides after underground testing. But there are other sites he hasn’t mentioned, so why is that fanfared closure considered genuine?
PP has said here for years that Iran is in lockstep with North Korea’s nuclear development, with “observers” of each country seen attending the other’s testing.
Both Asian countries have assisted each other when sanctions impeded nuclear progress or when Little Rocket Man ran out of the Caspian Sea’s best Beluga Caviar.
The Don is still wrestling with the disaster of the Obama Administration's failures and his new Secretary of State Pompeo has Iran at the top of his list of things to fix along with North Korea.
Both nations detest the US and it’s not plausible to suggest Little Rocket Man would capitulate to The Don’s demands of de-nuclearisation for no discernible return benefit other than to feed his starving millions.
... besides, since when has he ever cared about his starving millions?
Did he roll his little bloated body out of bed one morning and mutter, “Fuck these sanctions, where’s my Dom Pérignon?”
Although Pompeo and The Don appear overly hopeful of a resolution, clearly something’s not right! After decades of alignment with Iran and dual nuclear ambitions, is it feasible that North Korea would collapse in a heap of tumescent attrition? Not bloody likely!
And Iran? Definitely not! It capitalised on Obama’s lack of patriotism and it still holds Americans hostage without that fraud John Kerry ever suggesting they should be part of the original negotiations that allowed Iran a path to nuclear weapons, billions in cash, and the relaxation of all sanctions.
The Don will never take out Iran’s nuclear facilities simply because he doesn’t need to. Israel’s Netanyahu is already positioning himself to effectively do that with his latest “Iranian Lies” exposé.
Israel has taken out Iran’s budding nuclear facilities before and he is preparing to do it again when Pompeo’s efforts with Iran fail, as they surely must.
Little Rocket Man is a different story but he is imbued with the same hatred of the US.
The Don is flying high at the moment but precarious mid-term elections are due in November. If the little fat bloke can cripple him with electoral embarrassment to where he loses an already tenuous majority in both Houses, then Hillary Clinton and her fruit loop criminal Lefties may as well be in the White House.
The Don will become a feast of Presidential lame duck.
Is that what Little Rocket Man has up his sleeve? Whatever it is, Iran is a party to it. Neither nuclear nut cases is a fool, both see the storm clouds gathering. But The Don is far smarter than both and it’s confounding as to why he is claiming a premature victory worthy of a Nobel Peace Prize before he has even sat down to talk.
He is giving himself a very high place from which to fall.
But he is also far smarter than me and far more intelligent than Hillary Clinton. So his unusual tactics will no doubt again bear fruit.
Moon Jae-in's well-practised royal wave
Moon Jae-in is a grinning fool… but the Ayatollah and Little Rocket Man are different kettles of smelly fish.
It will be fascinating to watch how The Don decontaminates them before cooking them in a Creole curry.
In the meantime our esteemed PM Turnbull will welcome The Don’s “new little best friend”, France’s Emmanuel Macron, with the warmest of global warming handshakes.