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Tuesday, 22nd May 2018

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Vanuatu might be a sunny place for shady people,

...BUT DON'T LET CHINA NEAR IT!

Larry Pickering

Four-time Walkley Award winning political commentator and Churchill Fellow, has returned to the fray over concern that the integrity of news dissemination is continually being threatened by a partisan media.

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As was reported here last month, “even the Stick Insect and Julia Gillard can’t compete with China when it comes to chucking foreign aid around the Pacific”. 

Vanuatu was an Anglo-French Condominium from 1906 to independence in 1980 and when I was there only 160,000 inhabitants occupied 70 odd islands with a hundred or so uninhabited. 

The French have an interest in Vanuatu as does Australia and in particular New Zealand where just about every Kiwi crook who is not welcome anywhere escapes to. 

The place is a den of tribal iniquity where busted accountants and disbarred lawyers are free to bribe whoever they want including dodgy black, and even white, judges in ever-changing, alternating parties that win office by promising more holidays than the opposing party… holidays like “Children’s Day” and “No Smoking Day”, add to those all the French holidays, Australian and New Zealand holidays and there is very little work going on. Everything runs on “Island Time”.

As usual, whities are hated and occasionally killed with bush knives seemingly without penalty. They have a law against guns in Vanuatu because they understand guns would rapidly reduce the population close to zero. 

Few people know but, less than two hours east of Cairns, cannibals still happily survive, shrinking heads and practising their traditions, as they have done for ten thousand years. 

I have close friends who are cannibals. People who must, and will remain under their law, my friends for life. 

By tribal law they must still kill a pig and prepare a feast if I return at any time. Due to my time there in search and rescue, I have a room full of hand-woven mats that took women of the islands many months to make. And I didn’t try to teach them English either, I learnt their language because I was on their Islands. It wasn’t hard.  

Through lack of respect, European invaders made others pronounce English words. At least they thought they did. The trouble was that they needed to teach them the alphabet first. They didn’t bother doing that. Thus, unknowingly, they had only taught them sounds. [Conversely, the English thought Indians were saying Bombay but it was actually Mumbai they were saying.] Yep! of course they got all the sounds wrong because they had no alphabet to picture or form a word with.  

So, two hundred years later, when an alphabet was finally taught to a few Pacific islanders, the poor bastards tried to fit the sounds to this new fucking device called an alphabet. 

It left them with the comical Bishlama, and Pidgin English. The sound “him, me” was spelt “emme”, “belong” was spelt “blong and contracted to “blo”. The French brassier made no sense at all so became “barskit blo titte”. “Muscat blo wier” was a spear gun. (Any extruded metal is wire.) A glove was spelt “han blo glub”. What else could be expected? "Kill im" means to hit him, Really kill 'im is pronounced "Kill'im dead", Oh dear. 

When we say a word like, “FOOD” we can picture the spelling. We mentally see an F, two Os and a D. If we are not sure of any spelling, the first thing we do is grab a pen and write the word down, so we can see the alphabetic picture. 

What does someone with no knowledge of an alphabet write down or picture? How does one picture a sound without letters? 

Accurate perception of another’s language is not possible without the yardstick of a shared alphabet.

When I landed my Jetranger chopper there I was told it now belonged to the Vanuatu government and I had to fly it wherever they said or they would arrange for another pilot to commandeer it. There were only two other chopper pilots in the entire archipelago, and they were killed trying to save Nivans from inaccessible sites. I went along with them… for about 7 damned years.

I was tasked mostly with search and rescue missions that were dangerous and without payment. Sometimes if I pressured a government Minister with a bottle of perfume wrapped in a 5000 vatu note (around 65 bucks) he would arrange for the jet fuel to be paid through Air Vanuatu’s account.

[Perfume is at a premium for Ministers as Nivans have such a foul smell they are only allowed sex when they are drenched in perfume, any type of cheap perfume will do the trick.]

They are a simple, yet street-smart, people the sophisticated Chinese would easily, but must not be allowed to, manipulate. 

Everyone who is European in Vanuatu has house boys and girls. At $A5 a week, why not? My neighbour told his boys to clear all the rubbish up in his front yard: “Put all the stuff in the ute and take everything down the tip and burn it.” 

A few hours later his boys were seen walking back from the tip… they had burnt the ute as well. “The lot” means “the lot”. “Everything!” Does it not?

The country lives on a high VAT rate, off-shore betting company commissions, and of course foreign aid. Around $70 million from Australia, a pittance from New Zealand and who knows how much from France and elsewhere, including China.

France, Australia, the UK and New Zealand should put up fierce resistance to China’s expansionism in an area so close to Australia. Vanuatu will oblige anyone with enough money to buy the family members of the Government a new Mercedes each year. 

And with China now building the roads on which they can be driven and new houses for Government members, Vanuatu will readily agree to anything including nuclear testing on the main island of Efate.

                  Nivans display their ink stained fingers to prove they have voted.

Nivans have no age records... they are either young or old, which they describe as "before war" or "after war". This area was bitterly fought for in The Battle of the Coral Sea.   

No Australian Government Member will understand what makes Vanuatu tick like I do… that’s how I survived there for so long.

Head of State, Baldwin Lonsdale has expressed sorrow to the Government, the people of Vanuatu and the world, for what he described as the “unlawful decision” made by Acting Head of State, Marcellino Pipite, to pardon 14 members of parliament including himself, in the President’s absence and without his knowledge, in the bribery case which they were all found guilty of in 2015.

This is normal Vanuatu Government business.

The Government used Australian aid money to buy the privately-owned Air Vanuatu Company at a ridiculous price of twice its agreed value. They then gave all their relatives free flights to anywhere they wanted to go, they double charged everyone else who was black and triple charged the whities. 

The new “government” airline went broke of course. 

The Australian reported this year: "One of the most disastrously ­implemented aid projects in the South Pacific is being delivered by the Australian government, with a $31 million roads project in Vanuatu far behind schedule, millions of dollars over budget and of very poor quality."                         

The Port Vila Urban Development Project, announced in February of 2013 by the then foreign minister (you guessed it) Bob Carr, was due to be finished years ago but ­remains far from completion and has been labelled a “comedy of errors” by locals.

They neither need nor want our aid, but we need “friends” in Pacific outposts. The US has done the same in the Caribbean for fear of former Soviet-supported Cuba's communist influence.

Humanitarian aid never gets to those who need it and it never will, because the black man knows how to rip-off his fellow black. The black has no compassion for any person other than himself and his own immediate family.

Development is not an issue as two educated Nivans explained:  "Australia has long held an ideological opposition to the way of life of our people in Vanuatu. Customary land, our traditions, our ‘subsistence’ culture and ‘informal’ economy are seen as inherent impediments to development. Our perspective and values are not taken into consideration because countries like Australia see only the need for economic growth." ...They are correct

Aid-giving rich countries do not know what happens to this largesse. They know almost none of it gets to where it should, but they make no effort to ensure it is administered correctly. If they did, it would be called, “interference in the sovereignty of….”. 

Ok, if any of you moronic gift-giving governments really want to know, and I actually tell you, what happens to your (our) aid, will you do something about it? 

Of course not, but I’ll tell you what happens to our money anyway: 

Natives have a totem power pole. Forget democratic elections… elections only reinforce and celebrate a power structure that is already there.  

                              A Nivan family celebrates what they have stolen

Blacks ruthlessly and systematically steal from whoever is weaker. We care a lot more for their “poor” than they do. Yet no Pacific Islander is hungry. The Pacific is permanently awash with an over-abundance of myriad natural foods.  

When unneeded, geopolitical aid money arrives in large amounts the smart blacks in “government” know there will be a modicum of accountability expected from the donor. So, they leave the money in an “understandably crooked” bank where it can be “audited”. 

Now, the second echelon of black bureaucracy takes over. They are the ones who open tax-free agencies called “Poor Peoples Help Pty Ltd” or “Aid to AIDs Sufferers Pty Ltd”, “The Christian Care Trust” or the like… there are thousands of these shell companies. 

To become an aid “agency”, you need to be licensed by the “government” with whom you are friendly and you will never pay any tax again. This is where the scam begins. The licence costs the amount of the initial requested funds. The licence fee goes straight into the pockets of the government “ministers” and their lackeys. 

These “agencies” willingly pay this amount from previous profits, because they can now issue further “sub-licences” to “distribute” aid money to a dozen other “agencies” further down the line…they pocket those “licence” fees, and so it continues all the way down the totem pole until, when it reaches the poor people, there is nothing left of the original funds that were intended to assist them.  

When the foreign aid account is audited, it appears all the money has been properly distributed. No-one, apparently, has scammed any of it. But they all have. The “government” has given it to the agencies and the agencies have simply given it straight back to the “government” via licence fees. All appears in order to any stupid Western Government. 

The foreign aid envoys are shouted a traditional feast by the receiving “government”, handed a copy of the audited report by an international firm of crooked accountants, like Moores Rowland, KPMG or Moores Stephens, and they visit “recipients” of the aid at the grass roots level… which is a pre-arranged village showpiece. 

The envoys go home with a warm feeling that the foreign aid has been wisely spent and they recommend that it be continued. They dare not ask to see the real system of distribution further down the line as this would be a racist affront and intolerable interference in a foreign government’s sovereign process. 

Anyway there is nothing to see, except many organisations that are, apparently, wisely distributing aid. 

When a television documentary team arrives to see what the fuck is going on they are escorted by the military to the same pre-arranged showpiece village. 

Food aid is corrupted in exactly the same way. Food in other parts of the world is as much a currency as is a dollar note. But these islanders aren’t short of food, they are short of roads, hospitals and schools. 

Rich, aid-giving Western nations foolishly believe poor black nations actually care about their needy. They don’t. They never have. Foreign aid is nothing more than a vehicle for perpetuating corrupt administrations and lining the pockets of the very people who don’t need it. 

Poor black recipient nations have always operated this way. They are a simple people who are also ruthlessly street-smart. We taught them.

The world knows full-well that aid is not delivered to those it was intended to assist, but why should gifting governments care… it’s not their money is it? It’s ours, and people like the Stick Insect can show off their gifting wares to the gullible, Islamic dominated UN.

Vanuatu easily beats Canberra with 22 changes of prime minister since 1980.

Natives have no consideration for their fellow natives unless they are from the same island and the same family. They have invaded and killed each other from neighbouring islands for thousands of years and they are still enemies. 

One of 14 convicted Nivan politicians, Willie Jimmy, leaves court but all were pardoned                                                  in the President's absence. 

Vanuatu is corrupt to the core and screams of sovereign rights can be heard back in Canberra if ever we deign to ask what the hell they are spending these free millions on.

The truth is that only family members are the recipients. Very little is spent on much needed infrastructure and that won’t happen without the obligatory greasing of the appropriate palms.

The Australian Government supplied free to Vanuatu a full range of top-shelf search and rescue equipment, including HF and VHF radios, nets, ladders, winches, medicines, etc to try to limit the number of native deaths on outlying islands. 

I was not allowed to use this equipment unless I paid a Vanuatu Government Minister his asking price of $A100,000 for this equipment. I was confined to making my own (rather dodgy) rope ladders, strops and nets at home, yet it was their fellow Nivans who needed rescuing.

The main problem was the outlying Islanders’ reef fishing. They tuck their freshly speared and bleeding fish in their coconut pulp belts. This of course attracts the abundant sharks that take not only the fish but a freely available limb or two. The problem for me was getting there and back before these poor bastards bled out. Very few made it.

Unseaworthy, listing, rust buckets, inappropriately called ships, transport natives and their trades between islands, many hundreds at a time, they regularly sink without trace in the 4,000 metre deep currents. No news coverage back here as there is no footage. 

In the aftermath of a catastrophic tsunami just east of The Banks, a remote archipelago nearer to the Solomons, in 1998 (not reported here) only the steeple of a church remained above the mountains of sand dumped on the village by the massive rotating wave. People were dying from horrific injuries. 

They would not allow my helicopter to transport the injured back to Port Vila hospital until all the dead were returned to their islands of birth. Of course, by the time I figured out how to accomplish this Herculean task, the badly injured had also died, I was out of fuel, and the process had to be repeated until no-one would be saved. Hundreds died, but more importantly (to them) the dead were buried where they were born. 

But they weren’t, I had cheated and dropped nets full of numerous dead bodies into another coral quay further south and had hoped the sharks would clean them up before anyone noticed. Still only four or five of the injured were saved when I returned them to Port Vila Hospital. 

                            (a hospital which is a fate worse than death anyway).

What I’m trying to say with just a couple of thousands of stories about Vanuatu, China must not be allowed a presence there.

Nivans will be like putty in Chinese hands and Nivans will agree to anything involving money, 

...much of which will be against our interests. 



Comments

With all the shit in your fishbowl Kym , it was considered essential. A community service.

the tropical beef cattle centre at Rockhampton bred and supplied cattle to Vanuatu as part of an aid program and for them to establish a beef industry. The cattle wander around under the plantations, eating the grass under the coconut or cocoa trees. After a few years the australian scientists noticed that the herds were not increasing and some in fact had gone backwards. One group took all their instruments over to test and monitor the cattle etc. My neighbour a talented scientist and cattle expert just interviewed the locals and sure enough, they talked about whenever a significant person had a birthday they would knock a beast on the head and have a feast. So much for our monies and so much for their help in establishing a Vanuatu beef industry.

Been to vanuatu twice in the last year. The new customs building in Port Vila looks like a Chinese temple, the Chinese embassy is enormous and the information I was given was that the Chinese Govt. loaned Vanuatu the money to set up their airline (just under a billion A$), then forgave them the debt. Their local newspapers carry many stories suggesting Chinese influence is already in force.

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit Kym.

Thanks for the headsup Kym.

Yes I can see that in you, now that you mention it.

Bwahahahaaaaa! The fraudulent parliamentarian and fake jew josh fraudenberger wants to be PM...because... his mum survived the holohoax - 'lol o cost' - roflmfao!

Next, the cameroonians disappear, and will in no doubt, use the same credentials to become Australian citizens as josh-the-fraudenbergers mum did - stateless origins.

As much as I hate to admit it, we Aussies are dumb fucks!

And Larry, why don't you do a piece on our very own corrupt ministers and politicians right here in OZ land? Fuck Vanuatians - Nu-nu's or whatever...

new post up

New Post, seeya there

Hungary set to target pro-migrant groups

A day after it won an overwhelming election victory on an anti-migration platform, the right-wing populist party of Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orban said it would limit the ability of civic groups to help migrants and refugees.

Election officials Monday were still counting mailed ballots, which added another seat to the Fidesz party’s super-majority and gave it control over 134 of 199 seats in parliament.

That would allow Fidesz and its small ally, the Christian Democrats, to push through the so-called “Stop Soros” bills, said Janos Halasz, the party’s parliamentary spokesman.

Orban alleges that the opposition — collaborating with the United Nations, the European Union and wealthy philanthropist George Soros — wants to turn Hungary into an “immigrant country,” flooding it with mostly Muslim migrants and threatening its security and Christian identity.

http://the-japan-news.com/news/article/0004362300

Oh dear, 2GB, Ben is replaying stupid Maladroit, with Neil Mitchell 3AW this am, asking Mal about the words of "You're the Voice." Maladroit stuffs that up as well as everything else he has stuffed. You can hear the podcast at 3AW if you like. Warning: It's painful and horrible.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5606491/Volcano-Vanuatus-Ambae-Island-spills-heavy-ash-acid-rain-falls-sky.html

Deep down he’s a really nice guy and loooves us all.
Clive Palmer says he has lodged a $1.8bn counterclaim against Queensland Nickel’s liquidators, who are seeking to recoup $300m owed to creditors — including federal taxpayers — when Mr Palmer’s company collapsed two years ago.
The former federal MP this afternoon released a statement saying he had lodged documents with the Queensland Supreme Court seeking $1.8bn in damages from the company’s liquidators, who he again accused of being on a “politically motivated witch hunt”.
“The liquidators are all part of a government agenda to divert me away from serving the people of Australia who I love,” Mr Palmer said.

Vanuatu is not an orphan when it comes to corruption and incompetence in the Pacific

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-04-12/png-citizenship-given-to-indonesian-fugitive-djoko-tjandra/9644772

"Jailed former NSW Labor minister Eddie Obeid and three of his sons have lost a costly lawsuit against two Independent Commission Against Corruption investigators, in the latest legal defeat for the controversial clan. The Obeids were ordered to pay legal costs."

... oh dear, what a pity.

Australia’s foreign debt is one thousand billion, that is one trillion smackeroos at least. Stick insect borrows a lazy billion or or two at the drop of a hat to give to the likes of Planned Parenthood, Indonesia or Uncle Tom Cobley. Big Ears and Gladys blow billions by not ensuring proper infrastructure contracts are entered into, Turd is promising billions to Queensland like a drunken sailor, Hank gives billions to the moslem and Chink rorters, which is all borrowed. We have no secondary industry to earn money to ever pay it back, and pricks like Soupspoon get half a million a year for sweet fuck all. If Australia was a company it would be in liquidation and the directors would be in jail. All bubbles such as the South Sea Bubble, the Dutch Tulip Bubble and the Nickel Boom eventually bust, and when we go belly up, the Chinks will be here to pick up the remains. It is only a matter of time. We have no fuel refineries, our submarines will arrive in fifty years, the Marxists are bulldozing the coal fired power stations, while India and China buy our coal, and open up new power stations every week. Our solution is wind mills or pump water uphill and run it down again. We send iron ore to Asia and we buy it back at a hundred times the cost as vehicles and machinery. Makes one glad one’s Heavenly reward is not that far away.

Despite the emphatic assurances of the Treasurer, a lower Australian corporate tax rate is unlikely to drive investment, reports UNSW Business School senior lecturer Dr Jeff Coulton.

RESEARCH SHOWS that tax cuts lead to increases in corporate investment. But analysis of Australian companies’ financial statements, and what American companies have done since the Trump tax reform, show this increased investment could be rather small.

High-profile Australian CEOs have been campaigning for company tax cuts, claiming it would lead to more corporate investment, jobs and even wage rises.

But it is unlikely a lower tax rate will be a key driver of investment. Especially as companies like Qantas have already announced billions in investments.

The idea behind tax cuts driving investment is that t

"Muslim activist Yassmin Abdel-Magied has been refused entry to the United States and put back on a plane by US Customs and Border Protection officials who say she did not have the correct visa."

Sucked in loser! hahahahhah!

Sarah Henderson wants to change the name of her electorate, Corangamite, to Cox after May Cox. Sarah H would be the Member for Cox.

Q. Do you know why Barnaby Joyce is like IKEA?




A. One screw in the wrong place and the whole cabinet falls apart!