THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO EW
...but only if you're normal
Four-time Walkley Award winning political commentator and Churchill Fellow, has returned to the fray over concern that the integrity of news dissemination is continually being threatened by a partisan media.
I hate being a lonely little petunia on my own blog but I actually couldn’t give a stuff about marriage... any sort of marriage! Marriage is responsible for the sky high divorce rate and very few divorces end amicably. So why the hell do we do emotionally destructive things like marrying each other?
Many unmarried couples I have known stayed deliriously happy for years until one romantic evening, in an orgasmic photo finish, the need for a token devotional commitment arose and they decided to get married in front of all their relations and friends.
Then for some reason it all unravelled and no-one was game to even ask for their presents back.
So why the homosexual rush to the altar? Can’t they discuss their unusual devotional intentions privately without having to tell the whole bloody world? Why should we have to endure the sight of two blokes snogging with mini woodies?
But I do have to admit to some hypocrisy here because two sheilas getting it off stirs my loins a little and that should make me feel a bit queer, but it doesn’t.
So I’m against gay marriage but only because I’m against all marriage. If you find someone you want to live the rest of your life with, you have already won Tattslotto, so why blow it?
Okay, if you’re a bloke, let me ask you this; how many sheilas in the world would make the perfect partner for you... five? ten? 25, if you’re not fussy 200 maybe? I mean there are around three billion of them out there, so the truth is that you will never meet any of those perfect sheilas.
And if perchance you ever did, there is no guarantee she will think you are perfect for her?
It’s not looking all that good, right? So we do what everyone else does and settle for what’s available and pretend that, “she’s the only one for me”. But she’s the only one out of the very few you’ve even met, let alone hopped in the cot with. The odds of finding a perfect sheila are the same as winning Lotto ten thousand consecutive times.
But marriage still works for around half of us and it’s nice to see aged couples still holding each other’s wrinkled hand, but the gay lobby doesn’t consider those who still cling to things traditional.
They want what they want now and stuff those who cherish it as a solemn sacrament before God. (Or something equally as important to them.)
Let’s face it, homosexuals want legitimacy under the Marriage Act, not for peer acceptance, they already have that, but for the legal benefits. They want the same rights as normal married people. They want to adopt babies from donated sperm and play mummies and daddies with an innocent child who will likely have no homosexual tendencies.
This poor kid will have to grow up as a vegetarian, watching the ABC, reading Fairfax newspapers and worshipping Sarah Hanson-Young and if that’s not bad enough he will have to mentally wrestle with what’s sexually normal.
But that’s the arrogance of the Left... we’re right, you’re wrong and anyone who disagrees with us is either homophobic or a sexist bigot. Funny, but it’s always the Right that has to clean up the Left’s mess.
It’s the same with the Lefty republicans... they want it now, and stuff those oldies who fought and saw their mates die under the current flag.
So why not let the hasty republicans and gays wait until those who care about tradition die! Then everyone can be happy.
Shouldn’t be too long.