THE POWER OF PRAYER
Four-time Walkley Award winning political commentator and Churchill Fellow, has returned to the fray over concern that the integrity of news dissemination is continually being threatened by a partisan media.
It’s time for religiously inclined PPers to get together for a concerted seven day prayer session to ensure a Hillary loss because the world is in need of a genuine miracle and it’s worth a try. If there is a god out there somewhere he wouldn’t want his world trashed by a sheila like Mrs Clinton and a bloke like Bill.
I know it’s a longshot but things are getting desperate for the Don. Under normal circumstances he cannot win and it needs a miraculous intervention to get him home.
It will not be easy as we will be opposed by the Pope, the ABC and Fairfax but they say the power of prayer is immense so if we can roll the Pope catholicism might take a turn for the better, but don’t expect any epiphanies from the ABC or Fairfax.
I’ll be no help to you as I’m an atheist and anagnostic and I would certainly be in every gods’ bad books anyway, but hey, you will only be asking for a small miracle... I mean we don’t need anyone to walk on water or feed 5,000 families with our playlunch or anything.
Chuck in that raising from the dead thing tho’ as we could sure do with Robert Menzies back right now, and it might be asking a bit much but making a blind bloke see would be a real help with Malcolm Turnbull.
And you could include that water into wine stuff just for me and I wouldn’t mind that 153 fish with one cast thing.
I don’t want to sound frivolous so let’s just concentrate on Trump to start with and all good things should follow.
There will be quite a few thousand of us (well, you) out there so if this god thing is real we should have a good result. I have never prayed for anything in my life so I wouldn’t know where to start, but there are lots of true believers somewhere out there in PP land and here’s their chance to prove that the benevolent old man in the sky is really there.
So let’s get ourselves (I mean yourselves) in a muck lather sweat in earnest prayer until next Tuesday, who knows I might be converted if you get a result.
No chance of that... but good luck anyway!