THE GREENS LOST IN A C02 FOG
Four-time Walkley Award winning political commentator and Churchill Fellow, has returned to the fray over concern that the integrity of news dissemination is continually being threatened by a partisan media.
Christine Milne’s little team is doing handstands and high fiving each other over China’s announcement that it will continue to dramatically increase its CO2 emissions for the next 16 years. WTF? And they wonder why we believe in post natal abortions for Greens... well any time prior to puberty anyway?
But wait! They must be absolutely delirious over that uni rag, The Guardian’s report that 1,200 coal fired plants are planned across 59 countries, with about three-quarters of those to come on line in China and India.
The capacity of the new plants is set to increase global greenhouse gas emissions by 1,400gw, the equivalent of adding another China to the equation.
The world's biggest plant food emitter has resolved to drown Asia in so much plant food it will never need to eat again!
It is planning on opening a coal-fired power station every week.
These new plants have been financed globally by JP Morgan Chase to the extent of $16.5bn, followed by Citi ($13.8bn) Barclays ($11.5bn) the Royal Bank of Scotland ($10.9bn) followed by the Japan Bank ($8.1bn), and the World Bank ($5.3bn). Wow, that’s an awful lot of coal and it obviously doesn’t take much to keep a Green happy.
The word is that Christine Milne was so excited over her Admire Rakti result in the Melbourne Cup that she shouted the whole team to a vegan dinner with free green tea and LSD cookies.
Hope she doesn’t find out that planet earth has actually been cooling or she’ll be beside herself in a delirium of post menopausal climactic ecstasy.