THE FELINE SORCERESS OF CAPITAL HILL
Four-time Walkley Award winning political commentator and Churchill Fellow, has returned to the fray over concern that the integrity of news dissemination is continually being threatened by a partisan media.
Hard to imagine a female Stick Insect more capable of devious deception than Julia Gillard. They chew their partners’ heads off after mating. But there ya go... it’s a photo finish. And it’s hard to imagine a portfolio more suited to political chicanery than DFAT. But there ya go again... the nutritionally challenged Stick Insect managed to snaffle it with typical feline perniciousness. And Gillard gave it to the unelected, cosmetically challenged, Bob Carr for his dodgy support. What women!
Tania Plibersek also coveted the portfolio from the shadows but her geography was seen to be sorely lacking when she declared Africa a country and that only a few islands in a Pacific archipelago were affected by global warming. Hmmmm.
As Deputy to Abbott, the Stick Insect showed her deficient loyalty as she plotted against him to assure Turnbull of the top job. Naturally, she was assured of continuing in DFAT as a condition.
Her hatred of Abbott, Credlin and Hockey developed after they limited the unquenchable largesse coming from her foreign aid budget.
She has a deep affection for the corrupt UN and in almost every way, like Turnbull, she is more at home in Labor Party circles talking global warming bullshit with the disastrous Kevin Rudd.
She gave a fortune in multiple tranches of $25 million in borrowed funds to the fraudulent Hillary Clinton Foundation... and that’s illegal (but you can’t expect the Labor Party to complain about that) so to ensure she would never be held liable she took AusAID under the DFAT banner and ran the money through this formerly respectable agency. Only then could DFAT legally ignore requests under the Freedom of Information Act... and it does. Clearly she knew it was illegal to fund foreign political campaigns.
So we only see what she allows us to see... gifts to Islamic causes remain mostly hidden, but would create howls of protest everywhere, except from within the UN, if they were disclosed. An indication is that she taxpayer-financed the despicable Yassmin Abdel-Magied (above) on a Middle Eastern whirlwind tour of the most violently Islamic countries on Earth with terrorist connections, including Saudi Arabia and Palestine.
This rather immature, well-fed, Islamic activist, Magied (that’s the one who completes every sentence with “Inshallah” (meaning Allah willing) then returned to the ABC’s Q&A to sing false Muslim praises to a wildly applauding ABC audience, while taking advice from terrorist organisation, Hizb ut-Tahrir, which is banned everywhere except here.
The ABC insists on employing token Aborigines, Muslims, insane feminists and terrorists, and all appear grossly under qualified.
But the Stick Insect’s choice of Turnbull as Lib leader is unravelling and she will crash with him, as the new Conservatism continues to gather strength.
To be honest, most reasonable Conservatives are sickened at Labor Lefties embedding themselves within the Liberal Party, falsely anticipating electoral palatability. And the polls are reflecting this treacherous anomaly.
Foreign Affairs (as the portfolio was originally known) is the preferred choice of every front bencher. The best of cocktail parties, rubbing shoulders with celebrities, the best of banquets, first class air travel with Govt transport and security to the world’s most exclusive hotels and a gratis wardrobe any man or woman would die for. Fine wines and caviar at all polo matches and $30 grand empty aeroplanes from Perth in time for the Melbourne Cup (above). How much was the other Bishop's chopper again?
Carrying a stringless purse of over five thousand million dollars of Australian taxpayer funds to distribute to questionable causes can make you quite a few friends. It’s a life of Riley while it lasts.
You are removed from the dirty infighting of Parliament and only need turn up for the odd Question Time or another "important" function. The luxurious affairs of DFAT will attract any fancied partner as he or she has a complete and equal share of the same outrageous excesses.
Then again, I do feel sorry for Mr Wonderful (above) because now his use-by date is fast approaching he, like Abbott, will also have his head chewed off by the Stick Insect.
... much like Gillard’s ex-partners suffered thoracic/cranium separations.