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THE DON DOESN’T NEED A WALL…he just needs ten minutes with Abbott

Larry Pickering

Four-time Walkley Award winning political commentator and Churchill Fellow, has returned to the fray over concern that the integrity of news dissemination is continually being threatened by a partisan media.

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Trump asked for $67 billion for his 3,000 mile wall… they gave him enough for a few hundred yards. DC is mostly united against his wall, but does the Don really need the bloody thing? No, he doesn’t.

The Left is fixated with no borders yet, each time I visit one of my Lefty mates, I notice a fence on all four sides of his property with an extra high one at the rear. Funny that! So I guess it encapsulates what the Left is all about. 

Its old adage is: “Don’t do what I do… do what I say!”

In other words my Lefty friend wants millions of the world's people to freely migrate to better places, but not to HIS place. And that’s why I don’t bother arguing with the Left... their hypocrisy is breathtaking and set in concrete.

This blog was a lone voice when it said that Abbott, after he gained government, would certainly turn back the boats. There was always a simple solution available that the media simply could not see. But Abbott did immediately turn back the boats and they have not arrived back since.

I forecast what he would do and he sure did just that. And it would take him only ten minutes to explain it to Trump. 

Trump doesn’t need a wall any more than Australia did… it’s a mad idea. Build it as high as you want and they will get over it or under it. Build it out into the Pacific or the Gulf of Mexico and there will be dozens of little boats ready to row them around it. Build it 3,000 miles long and you will need a chopper full of border agents every 100 yards. 

They, along with the drug dependent, Lefty liberal Californians, will blow a hole in it every mile or so… guaranteed! 

The yearly cost of maintaining it will be double the original cost. An insane idea that served Trump well on the hustings, but not in the White House. Here’s the way Abbott should explain how to do it without spending a dollar and Trump need never see another wetback:

“Yeah, come in Mr Abbott, can I call ya by ya first name?” Abbott pulled out a chair, “Yes of course Mr President!” “Okay what is it?” “It’s Tony sir”. “Okay Tony what’s your idea?”

“Right, Mr President, how much are these illegal immigrants costing you each year?” “Aw”, said Trump stretching his legs on to the Oval Office table, “with the ones already here, um, around a trillion I guess.”

“Okay”, said Abbott, “add to that trillion the cost of your wall and its maintenance, that’s a sum that would make a nice hole in your deficit, Mr President. So if you can fix the illegal immigrant problem for a cent less than $1.5 trillion then you’re in front, right?” 

“Too right Tony”, said Trump ordering an orange juice from an attractive little intern.

“Right now, Mr President, you are tackling the problem from the wrong direction, so stuff a few hundred thousand bucks in a CIA agent’s pocket and send him down to Mexico’s southern border. Line up all the Mexican border agents or vigilante mobs down there and offer them all a thousand bucks each for every potential illegal immigrant they can stop travelling north." 

                      "These blokes will arrest their mothers for that sort of money.”

“Hmmm”, muttered Trump, patting the intern on her bum, “but what if the illegals are Mexicans coming from Mexico?” “No problem”, said Abbott, “do the same at Tijuana on the northern border, and if necessary at Laredo and El Paso out east. Now you’ve got the Mexicans working for you and not against you at a fraction of the cost of paying your own blokes.

“And if you are concerned about the few hundred thousand bucks, do what I did and simply deduct it from what you already give them in foreign aid! 

“The only condition is that the Mexican border agents must fill in an asylum application form on every illegal they turn back. That stymies the Democrats’ objections but the silly bastards won’t realise those legitimate application forms that are sent to your Immigration Dept will have mounted up to a backlog of tens of thousands and none will be processed inside 15 years. 

"Those illegals will soon get the message! Then you can proceed with an immigration policy you want that suits America, rather than foreign opportunists." 

The intern was trying to wrench his hand from her crotch, “I like that” said Trump “and that little pretty-boy Mexican President, Enrique Peña Nieto, won’t mind because then he won’t have to pay me for the wall.”

“Well, Mr President, it worked for me with those Indonesian agents, they actually started towing those bloody boats back themselves and I saved $2 billion a year and we haven’t seen an illegal since.

"As long as you pay a little bit more than the people smugglers get paid, you win!"

The intern suddenly raced for the door hitching up her thong, “Look Tony” he said rearranging his hair, “how’d you like a job as Attorney General?”

 

 

 

 



Comments

it’s a mad idea. Build it as high as you want and they will get over it or under it.?? Try telling Israel that mate. nobody has gotten through their wall.

On a ship full of seamen . . .

Us Goys can pleasure ourselves better than you lot because we have foreskins!

?Q !2jsTvXXmXs 05/09/18 (Wed) 09:44:19 No.68

Today, EVIL lost control / leverage of Iran.

Today, POTUS took control of Iran.

Today, w/ pending sanctions and military action(s), POTUS will gain more ammunition / intel against THEM.

Suicide watch.

The deal kept Iran quiet.

The goal was to keep POTUS in until impeachment / term end.

Bigger than people can imagine.

Treason is 1/10th.

Ask yourself, why are they panicking?

Ask yourself, why is UK, France, and Germany so involved?

Trips to the WH?

What are they hiding?

Why is HRC in NZ?

Is NZ part of 5 Eyes?

Why is that relevant?

Suicide watch.

Q

From the woman who demanded chloroform for each birth....

Sill trolling chop, I'm not even allowed to mention your name or you'll go off halfcocked again.
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spot on sailor..just as we were noting earlier

But I was talking to Sailor man not people like you.ie

The world is a business.....and it is a business, war is business and all the CEO's put on this show to get the plebs to agree to anything. There's never any sharing, never any peace, never any anything nice. It's always a crisis, war, climate change, pandemics, gloom and doom etc., etc., and they play all this out because when there is a crisis situation people will go along with anything to survive. (well the 90% do anyway).


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxiT30N6ti4

lol - good one sailor, you're always ahead of the pack (in more ways than one I might add) :)

hahhahaha . . . sorry to laugh at my own reply post . . . but, but, but . . . FFS! hahahaha

Alex Jones Explains Israel Palestine Conflict
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http://www.renegadetribune.com/alex-jones-explains-israel-palestine-conflict/

dante Mon 7 May 2018 04:39:13 pm
some idiot said we should not do this new post thing.....I say if it feels good, do it. Cheers sailor.

Yeah - if pulling yourself stupid makes you feel good . . . then just do it . . .

You could sit on an old post for quite a while before realising there's a new one up.

some idiot said we should not do this new post thing.....I say if it feels good, do it. Cheers sailor.

Good to see you still leave people alone when they do the same to you chop.

Scomo flapping his wings about tax cuts and the big infrastructure spend, My opinion is the supposed spend on more roads and railways etc is to try and take the heat out of the migration numbers argument! ""look we can have these massive numbers of people because we are building bigger and better roads!!"" A dead end argument just ask any city planner,more people mean more cars , more infill of land , more lining up for scarce jobs and more an the welfare queue. and more coming to this country , not to assimilate but to ride on the taxpayer funded free borrowed money caravan. Gov debt increasing at $2000 a minute! See the Debt clock.

Thanks mate. Don't worry about the old hasbarat jewess and the dutchy jew. Fucking idiots they are.

The more Sailor posts on this site the more he proves the effectiveness of Mossad's programming procedures. Sailor was picked as a good target for the program due to his unseaworthy antics elsewhere. It was then decided to program him to post anti Jewish or anti Israeli crap on this site as an exercise in black propaganda. That means you have someone or something, as in Sailor's case, post the most outrageous and silly comments about yourself, knowing that their sheer idiocy will discourage people from believing real and accurate items posted about the bad things you have actually got up to. Hail, Sailor, friend of Jerusalem.

Another one off the bucket list Gilligan.