THE DON DOESN’T NEED A WALL…he just needs ten minutes with Abbott
Four-time Walkley Award winning political commentator and Churchill Fellow, has returned to the fray over concern that the integrity of news dissemination is continually being threatened by a partisan media.
Trump asked for $67 billion for his 3,000 mile wall… they gave him enough for a few hundred yards. DC is mostly united against his wall, but does the Don really need the bloody thing? No, he doesn’t.
The Left is fixated with no borders yet, each time I visit one of my Lefty mates, I notice a fence on all four sides of his property with an extra high one at the rear. Funny that! So I guess it encapsulates what the Left is all about.
Its old adage is: “Don’t do what I do… do what I say!”
In other words my Lefty friend wants millions of the world's people to freely migrate to better places, but not to HIS place. And that’s why I don’t bother arguing with the Left... their hypocrisy is breathtaking and set in concrete.
This blog was a lone voice when it said that Abbott, after he gained government, would certainly turn back the boats. There was always a simple solution available that the media simply could not see. But Abbott did immediately turn back the boats and they have not arrived back since.
I forecast what he would do and he sure did just that. And it would take him only ten minutes to explain it to Trump.
Trump doesn’t need a wall any more than Australia did… it’s a mad idea. Build it as high as you want and they will get over it or under it. Build it out into the Pacific or the Gulf of Mexico and there will be dozens of little boats ready to row them around it. Build it 3,000 miles long and you will need a chopper full of border agents every 100 yards.
They, along with the drug dependent, Lefty liberal Californians, will blow a hole in it every mile or so… guaranteed!
The yearly cost of maintaining it will be double the original cost. An insane idea that served Trump well on the hustings, but not in the White House. Here’s the way Abbott should explain how to do it without spending a dollar and Trump need never see another wetback:
“Yeah, come in Mr Abbott, can I call ya by ya first name?” Abbott pulled out a chair, “Yes of course Mr President!” “Okay what is it?” “It’s Tony sir”. “Okay Tony what’s your idea?”
“Right, Mr President, how much are these illegal immigrants costing you each year?” “Aw”, said Trump stretching his legs on to the Oval Office table, “with the ones already here, um, around a trillion I guess.”
“Okay”, said Abbott, “add to that trillion the cost of your wall and its maintenance, that’s a sum that would make a nice hole in your deficit, Mr President. So if you can fix the illegal immigrant problem for a cent less than $1.5 trillion then you’re in front, right?”
“Too right Tony”, said Trump ordering an orange juice from an attractive little intern.
“Right now, Mr President, you are tackling the problem from the wrong direction, so stuff a few hundred thousand bucks in a CIA agent’s pocket and send him down to Mexico’s southern border. Line up all the Mexican border agents or vigilante mobs down there and offer them all a thousand bucks each for every potential illegal immigrant they can stop travelling north."
"These blokes will arrest their mothers for that sort of money.”
“Hmmm”, muttered Trump, patting the intern on her bum, “but what if the illegals are Mexicans coming from Mexico?” “No problem”, said Abbott, “do the same at Tijuana on the northern border, and if necessary at Laredo and El Paso out east. Now you’ve got the Mexicans working for you and not against you at a fraction of the cost of paying your own blokes.
“And if you are concerned about the few hundred thousand bucks, do what I did and simply deduct it from what you already give them in foreign aid!
“The only condition is that the Mexican border agents must fill in an asylum application form on every illegal they turn back. That stymies the Democrats’ objections but the silly bastards won’t realise those legitimate application forms that are sent to your Immigration Dept will have mounted up to a backlog of tens of thousands and none will be processed inside 15 years.
"Those illegals will soon get the message! Then you can proceed with an immigration policy you want that suits America, rather than foreign opportunists."
The intern was trying to wrench his hand from her crotch, “I like that” said Trump “and that little pretty-boy Mexican President, Enrique Peña Nieto, won’t mind because then he won’t have to pay me for the wall.”
“Well, Mr President, it worked for me with those Indonesian agents, they actually started towing those bloody boats back themselves and I saved $2 billion a year and we haven’t seen an illegal since.
"As long as you pay a little bit more than the people smugglers get paid, you win!"
The intern suddenly raced for the door hitching up her thong, “Look Tony” he said rearranging his hair, “how’d you like a job as Attorney General?”