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THE DON DOESN’T NEED A WALL…he just needs ten minutes with Abbott

Larry Pickering

Four-time Walkley Award winning political commentator and Churchill Fellow, has returned to the fray over concern that the integrity of news dissemination is continually being threatened by a partisan media.

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Trump asked for $67 billion for his 3,000 mile wall… they gave him enough for a few hundred yards. DC is mostly united against his wall, but does the Don really need the bloody thing? No, he doesn’t.

The Left is fixated with no borders yet, each time I visit one of my Lefty mates, I notice a fence on all four sides of his property with an extra high one at the rear. Funny that! So I guess it encapsulates what the Left is all about. 

Its old adage is: “Don’t do what I do… do what I say!”

In other words my Lefty friend wants millions of the world's people to freely migrate to better places, but not to HIS place. And that’s why I don’t bother arguing with the Left... their hypocrisy is breathtaking and set in concrete.

This blog was a lone voice when it said that Abbott, after he gained government, would certainly turn back the boats. There was always a simple solution available that the media simply could not see. But Abbott did immediately turn back the boats and they have not arrived back since.

I forecast what he would do and he sure did just that. And it would take him only ten minutes to explain it to Trump. 

Trump doesn’t need a wall any more than Australia did… it’s a mad idea. Build it as high as you want and they will get over it or under it. Build it out into the Pacific or the Gulf of Mexico and there will be dozens of little boats ready to row them around it. Build it 3,000 miles long and you will need a chopper full of border agents every 100 yards. 

They, along with the drug dependent, Lefty liberal Californians, will blow a hole in it every mile or so… guaranteed! 

The yearly cost of maintaining it will be double the original cost. An insane idea that served Trump well on the hustings, but not in the White House. Here’s the way Abbott should explain how to do it without spending a dollar and Trump need never see another wetback:

“Yeah, come in Mr Abbott, can I call ya by ya first name?” Abbott pulled out a chair, “Yes of course Mr President!” “Okay what is it?” “It’s Tony sir”. “Okay Tony what’s your idea?”

“Right, Mr President, how much are these illegal immigrants costing you each year?” “Aw”, said Trump stretching his legs on to the Oval Office table, “with the ones already here, um, around a trillion I guess.”

“Okay”, said Abbott, “add to that trillion the cost of your wall and its maintenance, that’s a sum that would make a nice hole in your deficit, Mr President. So if you can fix the illegal immigrant problem for a cent less than $1.5 trillion then you’re in front, right?” 

“Too right Tony”, said Trump ordering an orange juice from an attractive little intern.

“Right now, Mr President, you are tackling the problem from the wrong direction, so stuff a few hundred thousand bucks in a CIA agent’s pocket and send him down to Mexico’s southern border. Line up all the Mexican border agents or vigilante mobs down there and offer them all a thousand bucks each for every potential illegal immigrant they can stop travelling north." 

                      "These blokes will arrest their mothers for that sort of money.”

“Hmmm”, muttered Trump, patting the intern on her bum, “but what if the illegals are Mexicans coming from Mexico?” “No problem”, said Abbott, “do the same at Tijuana on the northern border, and if necessary at Laredo and El Paso out east. Now you’ve got the Mexicans working for you and not against you at a fraction of the cost of paying your own blokes.

“And if you are concerned about the few hundred thousand bucks, do what I did and simply deduct it from what you already give them in foreign aid! 

“The only condition is that the Mexican border agents must fill in an asylum application form on every illegal they turn back. That stymies the Democrats’ objections but the silly bastards won’t realise those legitimate application forms that are sent to your Immigration Dept will have mounted up to a backlog of tens of thousands and none will be processed inside 15 years. 

"Those illegals will soon get the message! Then you can proceed with an immigration policy you want that suits America, rather than foreign opportunists." 

The intern was trying to wrench his hand from her crotch, “I like that” said Trump “and that little pretty-boy Mexican President, Enrique Peña Nieto, won’t mind because then he won’t have to pay me for the wall.”

“Well, Mr President, it worked for me with those Indonesian agents, they actually started towing those bloody boats back themselves and I saved $2 billion a year and we haven’t seen an illegal since.

"As long as you pay a little bit more than the people smugglers get paid, you win!"

The intern suddenly raced for the door hitching up her thong, “Look Tony” he said rearranging his hair, “how’d you like a job as Attorney General?”

 

 

 

 



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?Q !2jsTvXXmXs 05/09/18 (Wed) 09:44:19 No.68

Today, EVIL lost control / leverage of Iran.

Today, POTUS took control of Iran.

Today, w/ pending sanctions and military action(s), POTUS will gain more ammunition / intel against THEM.

Suicide watch.

The deal kept Iran quiet.

The goal was to keep POTUS in until impeachment / term end.

Bigger than people can imagine.

Treason is 1/10th.

Ask yourself, why are they panicking?

Ask yourself, why is UK, France, and Germany so involved?

Trips to the WH?

What are they hiding?

Why is HRC in NZ?

Is NZ part of 5 Eyes?

Why is that relevant?

Suicide watch.

Q

Alex Jones Explains Israel Palestine Conflict
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http://www.renegadetribune.com/alex-jones-explains-israel-palestine-conflict/

Scomo flapping his wings about tax cuts and the big infrastructure spend, My opinion is the supposed spend on more roads and railways etc is to try and take the heat out of the migration numbers argument! ""look we can have these massive numbers of people because we are building bigger and better roads!!"" A dead end argument just ask any city planner,more people mean more cars , more infill of land , more lining up for scarce jobs and more an the welfare queue. and more coming to this country , not to assimilate but to ride on the taxpayer funded free borrowed money caravan. Gov debt increasing at $2000 a minute! See the Debt clock.

Bwahahaaaa new post roflmfao

TRUMP'S HARMLESS "MISSILE ATTACK" OUTSMARTS GLOBALISTS

Well, well, well. It appears that the Jew York Slimes is all butt-hurt over the fact that Trump's missile strikes (as we predicted) didn't actually do any damage. From the first article:

"In sending missiles and bombs at Syria, President Trump hit more targets and used more firepower than he did in a similar military strike last year. But in the end, he opted for what was still a restrained operation that was evidently calculated to avoid provoking Syria’s patrons in Russia and Iran into retaliating."

In other words, Trump's missile show just "shilled" the crap out of the Globo & Zio warmongers! But Syria wasn't the only place to take incoming missiles the other night. Within minutes of the news, some of "youse guys" launched your own mockery missiles which filled up the inbox of TomatoBubble.com:

Mike, it looks like your theory about Trump and Putin is wrong. --- Mike, I love your work, but you're delusional about Trump. --- Mike, you are grasping at straws. --- Mike, Q is a bullshit psyop. --- Mike, Trump just launched an attack. You should have known better. --- Mike, Trump is starting World War III. --- Mike, Trump playing 4-D Chess? Hang it up! --- Mike, it's time to publish a retraction, etc. etc. etc."

Oh well, at least no one cussed us out or cancelled their subscription!

After all the huffing and puffing and missile attacks, where's the damage? Trump proclaims "Mission Accomplished" as Assad remains in power, and the Russian-Iranian forces remain in place.

Oh ye beloved TomatoBubblers of little faith! Have we not by now sufficiently established the pattern? Sugar and I, er, "The Editorial Board" of The Anti-New York Times remains firm in the conviction that the pretty fireworks were all just for show. Once again, Trump has neutralized the warmongers, co-opting them as the Russians (his allies) expose the false flag chemical attack.

"Life Liberty & Levin | Joe Digenova & Dan Bongino | From "The Brazen Plot" to "The Grand Usurpation""
Reasonable Insanity
Published on 6 May 2018

"Appearing on Life, Liberty & Levin, Mr. Dan Bongino and Mr. Joe diGenova have an in-depth conversation about ongoing issues with the Special Counsel Robert Mueller investigation, and the precipitating events/action within the Obama Intel Community."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpdGE_bIuK4

Steady flummery across SE Qld today? Anyone seen wood duck Billy?

An old story, worth repeating.



THE UMBRELLA LADY - A TOUCHING STORY



On a rainy afternoon, a group of protesters were gathered outside the grocery store handing out pamphlets on the evils of America. I politely declined to take one.



There was an elderly woman behind me and a young (20-ish) female protester offered her a pamphlet, which she politely declined.



The young protester gently put her hand on the old woman's shoulder and in a patronizing voice said, "Don't you care about the children of Iraq?"



The old woman looked up at her and said:



"Honey, my father died in France during World War II, I lost my husband in Korea , and a son in Vietnam. All three died so a naive, ignorant, self-centered bimbo like you could have the right to stand here and badmouth our country, and if you touch me again, I'll shove this umbrella up your ass and open it."

We all know Larry uses Cloudfare, but can any of the tech-heads here tell me if this is a very cheap alternative to a VPN or just a similar thing to Duck Duck Go ?

Considering AT&T have just been taken over by Verizon I doubt if this is 'accidental;.


AT&T accidentally blocked Cloudflare’s privacy DNS service
http://bgr.com/2018/05/06/cloudflare-dns-service-problems-att-blocking/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed: TheBoyGeniusReport (BGR | Boy Genius Report)

Link to the site here.
https://1.1.1.1/

Perth CBD area evacuated following bomb scare
https://www.9news.com.au/national/2018/05/07/15/43/perth-cbd-area-evacuated-following-bomb-scare

There's a report at the OZ about a woman in London who had a lung cancer tumour blasted out without breaking the skin and she went home the next day. Is this true? If so it's amazing.

Good Tony Abbott spoke with Hadley this morning. The podcast is at 2GB. Sensible as usual. Michael Smith news has a vid of Maladroit with his noddies this morning.

Well, have a look at HIS ABC news WEB site with a searching article about our "...growing tax problem". Not enough revenue for the future.
What a sleeze this bloke is. Keep telling us we have a revenue problem when all along blind Freddie knows that its an expenditure problem. Take the cheque book off Stick Insect for a start then we might be moving in the right direction. Not only is our country and economy well and truly fucked but pretty soon we will have no money. How long before our $ gets back to 50 cents against the USD like it did 15 years ago. God helps them that help themselves so if you are smart move overseas or send your money overseas. No bastard here will help you.

Morrison has been gently kidding us along about what a great job he is going to present to us tomorrow night with another con job called The Budget.

https://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/blogs/tim-blair/i-shot-at-him-and-shot-at-him-some-more/news-story/d3d28355a4de29523e6bbceb031ac5f2

Once again Friedan egg is trying to put one over us. Those of us who have worked in the oil industry know that Government of all persuasions over the decades have included fuel in ships on the way to Australia as part of the 90 day rule.They have never said a word as refineries close and all they did was sick a few dopey public servants on to us to prove collusion, never found a thing. Remember Fels leaving Caltex with card board boxes full of nothing after a tip off, that was a joke.Man left the job with not a shred of credibility.We in the industry have known for years that supply shortage is inevitable.How about asking about supplies for the armed forces,guess what limited storage,the war better not last more than a week. Bet the greenies would stop the building of a new refinery anyway

QUEEN VICTORIA: WOMEN IN POLITICS "DISGUSTING"

"I am most anxious to enlist everyone who can speak or write to join in checking this mad, wicked folly of "Women's Rights", with all its attendant horrors, on which her poor feeble sex is bent, forgetting every sense of womanly feelings and propriety. Feminists ought to get a good whipping. Were woman to "unsex" themselves by claiming equality with men, they would become the most hateful, heathen and disgusting of beings and would surely perish without male protection. I love peace and quiet, I hate politics and turmoil. We women are not made for governing, and if we are good women, we must dislike these masculine occupations."

- Queen Victoria, 1870

"Hateful disgusting beings" Ya sure nailed that one, Queenie!

Give credit where it is due.
http://blog.dilbert.com/2018/05/04/why-president-trump-deserves-credit-for-progress-in-north-korea/?utm_source=dilbert.com/newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=brand-engagement&utm_content=shelf-space-0-title

Sex-Cult Island?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MIkJU_4nSo

Good vid on M Smith News . John Anderson interviews John Howard .