SHORTEN SHOWS HIS NON-GENDER SPECIFICITY
Four-time Walkley Award winning political commentator and Churchill Fellow, has returned to the fray over concern that the integrity of news dissemination is continually being threatened by a partisan media.
I know sheilas who would kill for boobs like Bill’s and they would look after them a damned sight better than Bill too. An industrial strength over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder would do wonders for Bill (at least in Oxford Street). But Bill will soon be tucking them in his belt and, if he continues to ignore feminine gravity, his socks.
Anyway, as long as the homosexual marriage debate rages he can always claim to be non-gender specific with a pair of hooters like that.