The Pickering Post
Tuesday, 18th December 2018

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Larry Pickering

Four-time Walkley Award winning political commentator and Churchill Fellow, has returned to the fray over concern that the integrity of news dissemination is continually being threatened by a partisan media.


So how come a majority voted for it? Well, we thought the gay community might act honestly, but no chance of that! And now the gays themselves have worked out that they are in a tiny minority with no chance of achieving their dishonest ambition to scrap the Marriage Act for everyone except those of neutral, same, binary, confused, or in the process of confused, gender.

The number of Australians who identify as homosexual is low compared to most countries, 1.6% of adult Aussie men identify as homosexual and 0.8% of women identify as lesbian, 1.4% of women and 0.9% of men said they were bisexual. But people can also freely identify as Aboriginal, so what people say they “identify” as is not necessarily the truth.

Regardless, Australia’s homosexuals number far fewer than those who identify as Muslim and the gays have managed to keep their plebiscite on page one for weeks while Australians in general couldn’t give a stuff about queers, gays, pillow biters, or carpet munchers, except when they want to trash the Marriage Act for the 98.4% of us who identify as heterosexual.

It seems the wheel that squeaks loudest gets the Vaseline.

There is absolutely no reason why homosexuals can’t marry each other today, right now. But to listen to them complain that they want “marriage equality” right now, is a dishonest nonsense.

They have every right that a married heterosexual has already (except to give blood). And they have every right to tailor their marriage vows to whatever they want. “I, Rodney take Jeremy to do whatever bottom things we want” or “I, Bogan Betty take Hefty Hillary to do funny things with our front bottoms”. Good on em! Their vows don’t apply to our vows! Ours sound much more exciting anyway.

As long as they are not allowed to adopt little children, I am over this “marriage equality” garbage, I don’t want to hear about it, because it’s actually none of my business. And my marriage vows are none of their business!

It has just dawned on most Australians exactly what the miniscule homosexual sector wants to achieve. The gays have realised this and now want the plebiscite scrapped. It simply won’t go their way on the basis of free speech. 

So now they are plotting for a Parliamentary free vote as their best chance to get this divisive Marriage Act scrapped.

Well I’m sorry to tell you blokes and sheilas (or whatever you want to call yourselves) that a free Members’ vote is not guaranteed either. The Parliament on both sides, except for the Greens of course, is divided on the issue, and Shorten's only interest is having a lovely time wedging Turnbull. 

That’s about the strength of it, except that on this occasion Labor can’t expect to get the Muslim vote and the Libs can’t expect to get the Christian vote.

So it appears you poor little one point something per cent rainbow people might just have to live in sin a little longer,

... about a generation or two longer.


The LGBT movement ignores the 5.8 million infected with HIV yearly and ½ of them die, W.H.O. data

They turn a blind eye to the deaths by HIV and other diseases, many infected women produce all their children with terminal aids
Homosexuals put a curse on humanity by their lifestyle choice and where is their ''gay gene'', they are not born that way, it is their choice. An American study showed .4% of people will be LGBT and NOT the 25% claimed by people in the entertainment industry, i.e. 62 times higher than the real figure. The gay industry wants all 'scenes' to depict their 'claimed reality' of 1 LGBT person in every group of 4 people. They are forcing their views on the majority and the kindy books with '2 mums or 2 dads' should be burned with as many korans as you can find

I like that one, Drac!

Look at the facts. The labor party says it wants a free vote for a marriage equality act of Parliament. labors policy is for a yes vote. A member who votes against labor policies is immediatedly suspended and ousted. As a male homosexually I would vote NO. Who would give a fuck anyway?
The Irish people were asked to vote. I believe that only 27% of the population voted, and the answer was for yes; I think it was similar in NZ.
I just wonder who the father of Wongton's chjld is?

I thought they could adopt children already?

We're getting a shih tzu !

Just remind me, is it the catholics that have flying donkeys and a woman with a bright light coming from her vagina? If it's not then it's pretty close.

The cow joke wins.

New post up.

South Aus has only two little problems with their electricity supply, price and reliability, other than that they're in good shape for producing submarines over a very long period.

What Australia needs is what Vancouver has just done. The city introduced a 15% foreign buyers tax and it stopped the recent property boom dead in its tracks. The market has fallen 16.7% since the tax was introduced. Australia needs to do the same. I live in Thailand now - in Bangkok - and one of the great things about Thailand is foreigners cannot own the land here. And it has kept the price of the real estate in Bangkok amongst the lowest in Asia for a long time. I fully support that concept as a foreigner who has lived here for 12 years, because I know it keeps the COST OF LIVING - down - by keeping the prices of real estate and rents lower than other cities. A positive step in the right direction for Australia would be a large property tax like Vancouvers!. So what can we do about this? How about starting an official lobby group and petition - End foreign ownership domination - Tax them!!!!!!!

Tree Loppers are now below used car salesmen, ironically they're mostly Pacific Islanders and Maoris. Odd eh?

Definitely none from but including 8 down .

Sensitive Aussies (A conflict in terms.)
Three Aussie blokes working up on an outback mobile phone tower: Mongrel, Coot and Bluey.
As they start their descent, Coot slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Bluey says, 'Well, bugger me, someone's gotta go and tell Coot's wife.'
>>> Mongrel says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.'
>>> Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Beer.
>>> Bluey says, 'Where'd you get the grog, Mongrel?'
>>> 'Coot's wife gave it to me,' Mongrel replies.
>>> 'That's unbelievable, you told the Missus her husband was dead and she gave you a case of beer?'
>>> 'Well, not exactly', Mongrel says.
>>> 'When she answered the door, I said to her, "you must be Coot's widow."
>>> She said, 'You must be mistaken.. I'm not a widow.'
>>> Then I said, 'I'll betcha a case of beer you are..'
>>> Aussies are good at that sensitive stuff.

Remember when a Minister had to resign not too long back for daring to touch the arm of a bureaucrat underling in a foreign bar ? ... shock, horror and scream !

Well ... the deadbeat Ugly Australian Pyne offsider /assistant

Where are the screams ? ... Why hasn't he already been sacked ?

The arse hole has cast Australia is a shameful light ... SACK HIM PYNE ! ... NOW !

A chicken farmer went to a local bar.... Sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne..

The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!'

'What a coincidence' the farmer says. 'This is a special day for me.... I am celebrating'

'This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!' says the woman.

'What a coincidence!' says the farmer! As they clinked glasses the man asked, 'What are you celebrating?'

'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!'

'What a coincidence,' says the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.'

'That's great!' says the woman. 'How did your chickens become fertile?'

'I used a different cock,' he replied.

The woman smiled and said, 'What a coincidence!'

Nurses seem to be the best pick of the lot.

Why do Governments fuck up everything they touch ? . Child card program rorted by Muslims for $ 1bill. then finance to ISIS for AK 47 & ammo. NEW Royal Adelaidd Hospital $1 bill over budget and years overdue for completion. $1 bill lost on Western bypass in Victoria , the fault of Libs &Lab . A re education program cancelled today by Turdball after it was rorted . DSP and Carers pensions Rorted by Muslims again. Number of people cheating on pensions nevef reduced , numbers of dole rorters still huge and unapprehended. ITS ENDLESS , AND IT'S OUR FUCKING MONEY.

A Cow's Tail

A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally, the Doctor asked him, 'What happened to YOU?'

'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle.

We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.'

'I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's fanny.

Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!''

'I don't remember much after that'

You worry about Liberal versus Labor, Green, etc.

Well, relax. Here is the real problem.

In a university tutorial, the qualifications needed to be Prime Minister were being discussed.

It was pretty simple, in that the candidate has to be a natural born citizen of at least 35 years of age.

However, one girl in the class immediately started in on how unfair was the requirement to be a natural born citizen.

In short, her opinion was that this requirement prevented many capable individuals from becoming Prime Minister.

The class was taking it in and letting her rant, but all of their jaws hit the floor when she wrapped up her argument
by stating: "What makes a natural born citizen any more qualified to lead this country than one born by Caesarean Section?"

Yep, these are the same sorts of people who are eligible to vote in our elections

Just Think - They breed, and walk among us!