NOT MY DAD'S PET SUBJECT
Phoebe is an 8 yo who attends Lloyd Street State School in East Malvern Vic. and she asks a lot of really important questions.
Last night for homework we had to do a short essay on our pets. I was very proud of my story even tho' it was a bit sad. This was my essay:
My cat, Snuggles got eaten by that awful Pitbull dog from down the road. Snuggles was lovely and before we buried her, Dad took her round to show the owners what was left of her. I wish he hadn’t ‘cos Dad got into an awful fight.
The owners said Snuggles must have been intolerant of other pets and must have attacked their Pitbull first and their Pitbull was only defending himself.
That didn’t sound right ‘cos Snuggles was at home eating her Whiskas at the time.
Anyway, after Dad was released from hospital he asked the Council to ban all the Pitbulls from East Malvern ‘cos they were eating all the other pets but the Council said just because a Pitbull eats other pets it doesn’t mean that all Pitbulls are bad.
Crumbs, then Dad got really mad and yelled, ‘You (rude word) Green (rude word) Councils. Why should I have to (rude word) guess what (rude word) Pitbulls are the good ones! You (rude word) (rude word) mongrels can all go and get (rude word)!’
Golly, then Dad got into another fight and the police came and took him to hospital to get mended again and then they arrested him. But Mum got him out of jail and we took him home. Poor Dad. He was a real mess.
He wanted to move to Dandenong so he could buy me another cat, but I’ve got all my friends at school and we really love our house.
Anyway, the owners agreed to keep Jihad in their yard in future, but golly he still barks a lot, especially on Fridays.
Dad is a bit better now and he bought me a new cat so we won’t be moving to Dandenong.
That is until he finds out the Council has approved a big Mosque in Manning Road.
I thought it was a good essay but my teacher gave me 0/10.