MULTIPLE MUSLIM MOTHERS
... it's just a numbers game
Four-time Walkley Award winning political commentator and Churchill Fellow, has returned to the fray over concern that the integrity of news dissemination is continually being threatened by a partisan media.
Apart from Joan of Arc, sheilas rarely donned battle gear and went to die in “holy” wars. Only the blokes suffered gruesome deaths in the name of some or other ethereal belief. It was common for armies to lose half their numbers before returning home with their tails between their legs.
Blokes quickly became a threatened species, but blokes still had one advantage over the stay-at-home, unthreatened female species; they could father a thousand prospective new warriors in one year while the sheilas could only mother one. And so the subjugation of women.
An abundance of vacant uteri were used to replenish numbers and if you were a sheila of child-bearing age you needed to be impregnated as soon as possible by one of the diminished number of blokes.
The superior warrior had first choice of as many as he could handle.
No time for courting, no time for betrothal, love or affection... just get to it! Barren became a stigma in the rush to rebuild and bereaved fertile sheilas were no more than numeric chattels.
When Western empires finally discovered the futility of “holy” wars, sheilas became less important as breeders of warriors and more important as breeders of males to care for parents in old age. So the sheilas lost out again! Baby girls became disposable and without value.
But back in the Muslim East the sheilas were doing even worse, because nothing had changed, the blokes were still clinging to their war-based rules for procreation. They didn’t believe the war was over... they still don’t.
A wise prophet called Mohammed had once told them they were destined to conquer the infidels, inherit the Earth and he had told them a lot of good stuff about how to treat those damned necessary sheilas.
It sounded bloody okay to the blokes and they were going to stick with it!
As the West developed further, except for a few odd Christian anomalies, the Muslim Easterners were happy to stay in their tents plotting numbers with their respective harems. But the numbers didn’t go their way because, with no infidels to fight, they turned on their own tribes and every uterus of any age remained at a premium.
To the South was China and the Sub Continent and you would have thought sheilas would have finally got a fair go there, but no! It was just as bad, sans the 72-virgin reward for topping yourself.
So the Muslim Easterners wiled away their time killing each other and waiting for some bugger to discover that black stuff under their tents to make them rich.
The Westerners gradually became more enlightened about the role of the poor sheila until two named Julia and Hillary came along.
“Shit!”, said the blokes, “we might have made a blue here?”
[The first of many Crusades (1096-1099) The Roman Empire, France, England, the Byzantine Empire, and the Armenian Kingdom of Cilicia.
The Muslim Seljuk Turks, and the Arab Shi'ite Fatimid Empire were the targets of the Christian forces. The European Crusaders assembled as a result of the plea by Pope Urban II to aid the Byzantine Emperor Alexius I, who had asked the Pope for help against the Seljuk Turks.
Emperor Alexis asked that volunteer soldiers from Western Europe join with his Greek-speaking Byzantines to help to push back the invading Seljuk Turks, who were at war with the Byzantines. The Christian forces were determined to reconquer the sacred city of Jerusalem and the Holy Land and free Christians from Islamic rule.
Jerusalem is a holy city to Christians, Muslims, and Jews.
The First Crusade resulted in the capture of Jerusalem by the Crusaders and the establishment of the Kingdom of Jerusalem by the Crusader forces. This was the first of several "Latin Kingdoms" established by the invading European forces in the Middle East.]