MONEY MAKES THE WORLD GO WARM
Four-time Walkley Award winning political commentator and Churchill Fellow, has returned to the fray over concern that the integrity of news dissemination is continually being threatened by a partisan media.
Weight of money can convince you the Earth is dangerously warming, when common sense says otherwise. Weight of money can convince you that the AIDS virus is unrelated to homosexuality, when all evidence is to the contrary. It can convince you that the earth is doomed via depletion of the ozone layer.
It can convince you that tobacco makes your teeth rot, your feet fall off and renders you blind. It can convince you that salt is bad and that grey gunk coloured yellow is better for you than butter.
And weight of money can even get you an undeserved balance of power in the Senate.
The weight of money (your taxes) can convince you our Great Barrier Reef is doomed from bleaching, when bleaching is the very reason our reefs survive.
Money can convince us of almost anything... billions spent on a repetitive message sticks to simple minds.
But the United Nations’-inspired global warming scam had one fatal flaw. Its “warming” message made no sense when most of Europe and North America was snowbound under record cold temperatures.
Unfortunately (for the UN scamsters, that is) they realised their mistake and quickly altered “global warming” to “climate change”. But it was all too late, sensible people are wary of a message that changes mid stream.
For the not so sensible, the innocuous and meaningless term of “climate change” still allowed Green affected governments to attribute their cataclysmic climate change to CO2 induced erratic weather, and weather in general.
Now that they have settled on “change”, hot summers and cold winters, droughts and floods, tsunamis, earthquakes, typhoons, avalanches, volcanic eruptions and plane crashes can all be claimed as evidence of climate change.
It’s astonishing how the sheer weight of money can affect common sense.
The global warming fairy tale will go down as the most sophisticated (apart from the initial title) international scam yet devised, and it’s already making millions for the originators of the hoax.
If it is allowed to continue it will make them billions more.
Really, you have to hand it to these UN fraudsters, they make Bernie Madoff look like a racecourse pickpocket.
This is how they did it: First they had to get someone important to scare the crap out of everyone with a movie. Al Gore did that with elevated warming graphs he needed an extension ladder to reach.
False of course, but let’s face it, all movies have poetic licence.
Then they needed the media. Well, we all know the media laps up all things Left and catastrophic and an international forum like Kyoto helped to kick it along.
Of course it wasn’t too hard to get Green gophers, who have infiltrated governments and councils world-wide, to ejaculate in their jeans... they’re terrific at stopping things like CO2, that’s all they’ve ever done... stop things.
And then an august body like the UN’s IPCC had to be arranged to peer review only Green papers on the subject and voila! The warming (or changing) science is pronounced as settled!
The problem is that the IPCC is not an august body at all, and neither is it scientific, it’s a rag-tag bunch of con artists who four years ago predicted the Himalayas would melt, flooding the sub continent and drowning millions.
Finally, the payoff! Arrange for all the Green affected governments like Gillard’s who fell for the scam and imposed a carbon tax, or similar on miners and wage earners, to send 10 per cent of the ill-gotten gains back to the UN.
But it’s not working out that well and here’s where the fraudsters went wrong: They called it “warming”. Had they called it “global cooling” they might have got away with it.
Imagine it! They could have shown the dramatic increase in the southern ice cap and they could have pointed to some of the coldest winters on record in Europe with ice sheets floating further south than ever before.
But records are things that man keeps. And man has only been on this planet since yesterday while the Earth continues with its four billion years of coping with bigger catastrophes than mere man can ever hand it.
If only the UN had opted for a “cooling” scare they could have used the mini Ice Age of a few hundred years ago, you know, the one that killed almost two million through starvation.
Now there’s some real scary scientific evidence these dickheads can’t even use!
Unfortunately for them there is no evidence of global warming having killed any bastard. In fact the reverse is true.
Previous global warming, which promoted moisture, precipitation and fructiferous humidity, served to feed the world with abundant plant growth, energised by luxuriant carbon dioxide plant food.
When the mini Ice Age thawed, populations exploded to where they are now, people had food to burn! And all because of the Greens’ “dangerous” warming.
What a shame, they came so close to pulling off the greatest rort in history but somehow the weight of potential money clouded the obvious. The main game was the message, and they completely missed it.
Had they gone for “global cooling” they might have even convinced me of a looming catastrophe.