The Pickering Post
Tuesday, 23rd October 2018

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Larry Pickering

Four-time Walkley Award winning political commentator and Churchill Fellow, has returned to the fray over concern that the integrity of news dissemination is continually being threatened by a partisan media.


Julia looked lovingly into Barack’s eyes, “You were right Barry, just ignore any dirty history, kick the can down the road and let the conservatives come across it later.” Barack leaned back rolling a joint, “Yeah babe, it’s amazing the unholy damage that can be done to future generations of little white dickheads, particularly when Hillary Clinton’s helping ya.” 

“Yep, well I had a little white dickhead called Rudd to assist me with the damage”, said Julia, straightening her dress. “I mean, I can’t take all the credit, it was Rudd who opened our borders to kick the whole thing off, just like you have. I simply ran up the debt like you told me to, and now I just piss myself watching Abbott trying to fix it.”

Barack blew some smoke rings into the chandelier and handed the joint to Julia. “Well babe, the Republicans might have Congress and the Senate but I’ve still got the White House and once I’ve finished building these minarets on each end, Eric Holder promised me he can do a real pretty call to prayer. Can you imagine makin’ whoopee to that lilting refrain?”

“Not really”, said Julia, “my call to Marxism isn’t all that sexy.” 

Barack got to his feet, “Marxism? I thought we were both working toward Islamism! Islam is the new world order babe. It’s all the go! Ain’t no such thing as a Marxist caliphate, babe!”

Julia looked despondent, “I’m not really into the religious stuff Barry.” 

“Come over here”, said Barack, unfurling a mat on the floor. “Get down there and mutter Allahu Akbar a few times, I promise you you’ll start to feel this overpowering religious sensation tingling through your whole body.”

Julia tentatively got into position, “Good God Barry, you’re right. This beats the shit out of Marxism! Do you really get to do this five times a day?”

“Only when Michelle’s not around babe.”


Q. Is THIS an Obama quote? Or was it Bush?
"I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize".


HERE'S SOMETHING THAT WILL MAKE YOUR BLOOD BOIL; I bought some chicken breasts & thighs from Coles recently (I think Woolworths sell it too) produced by Golden Cockerel Chicken. I bought it because it didn't have a Halal logo on it but it was recommended & endorsed by the RSPCA as cruelty free. I later checked & to my disgust Golden Cockerel chicken is Halal approved. What hypocrites the RSPCA are. The RSPCA have now lost my support forever.

recently applied for a building permit for a new house.

It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide, with 9 gun turrets at various heights, and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system.

It would have parking for 200 cars, and I was going to paint it snot green with pink trim.

The City Council told me; Forget it...AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!

So I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a

Work starts on Monday.

I love this country. It's the Government I'm afraid of.

O/T Thought you might want to consider getting on board early.

A German Engineer just started his own business in Afghanistan.

He's making land mines that look like prayer mats.
It's doing well.
He says prophets are going through the roof.

How do you know he is writing crap? Have you got some super-human ability to see what others are doing and when? The TV footage was revealing enough to show Gillard salivating over Obama at every opportunity. She has proved she is partial to married men so it doesn't take a psychic to come to the same conclusion as LP.

Well now... just why do you bother 'posting' here on this blog. If you don't care for it... then you know what to do don't you?

I cannot think of a world leader whom has, by blatently lusting after a foriegn visitor in the manner Gillard did with Obama, embarrassed a Nation to the degree the Red Queen has embarresed Australia. A disgusting display of lewdness never to be forgotten or excused. God even on live TV she was all over him like a rash on a mangy dog, what was she like behind closed doors?

That Gillard nose is getting longer every day.

Pickering Post back online. Leftoid bigots lost again. Wot A Shame. :)

I remember the news footage of juLIAR and ISLAM O BUMA and their meetings when she was (laughingly or sorely) prime minister. It was like looking at PORN in prime time TV. I wonder what the barber was thinking while this was going on. Perhaps it was voyeurism!

Great to be back. What pathetic idiots are those who sabotaged this site. Ones who can have their own say and then block anybody else from having theirs. It can be compared to the Islamic woman who had HER SAY which caused the "if you don't like it leave' t shirts banned but cannot take the responding comments. If she wants to put things on line then it's a two way street. Oh NO! I forgot only they have rights to free speech and the rest of us are racist etc.

So pleased to be able to laugh again. Great story , Larry. Pl. don't go away again !!

Eoooww, wouldn't touch it with ten foot pole. worst Prime minister ever and bludging off the tax payer for the rest of its blood sucking life..

The Mind BOGGLES....

These socialists are just too much ! ... cheat, lie, steal, enslave

When will the civil war start ? .... saving Private Citizen !

The rumour is he sent her a self lubricating Obama blow up rubber doll on her axing, and she still jumps on it every night, and trots to the American national anthem playing on the blue ray.

There's nothing in that mental picture other than a screaming nightmare tonight and then being told to sleep out the back.

Poor Julia. She suffers a dreadful medical condition which requires the administration of a medical procedure known as an addadicktome. This be performed by a male, preferably married and of high social profile. If such a person is unavailable then a substitute will suffice ... AKA, anycock'lldo.

Makes you cry when you think of the damage these two ....s have accomplished in such a short time .Islam and Marxism: Soul Buddies? We will have to fight for our freedom.