MAL AND LUCY GO FOR A MILE-HIGH, FRANCAISE BALANCOIRE BILATERAL
Four-time Walkley Award winning political commentator and Churchill Fellow, has returned to the fray over concern that the integrity of news dissemination is continually being threatened by a partisan media.
Emmanuel Macron describes himself as an egalitarian Centrist which, in French terms, is close to a Verdant Marxist and fits well with our dear leader’s philosophy. Mal and Lucy are comfortable within the President’s and his wife’s rules. Very Green, very EU, very global warmist, very (small l) liberal and very open borders, where every line imaginable can be crossed.
Tony Abbott was elected to disband all those things but was unable or unwilling to do so. Thus the progressive Libs replaced him with Turnbull and the voters then got the exact opposite of what they originally voted for. Good system eh?
Mal and Lucy will return with devastating smiles that indicate they were rightly sort of Leftishly egalitarian all along. So now the Liberal Party is split asunder over who should lead it.
There are plenty keen enough but none is sure of pre-selection or how far this Left lurch lists. Turnbull is determined to stay until he can be named President, but that won’t happen before he meets his maker in a special spot for Merchant Bankers in Hades.
So where to now for a betrayed Oz? The Right wingers refuse to amalgamate so the vote will be split and preferences will be sprayed around like a drunk Barnaby having a leak.
A disillusioned Erica Betz considers an unlikely union
This means there is a possibility that Shorten could be PM. Not likely, but possible, and a thought too horrible to contemplate.
To be honest the Conservative future looks bleak and there are many, including me, eyeing other countries as their new homes. Nup, actually I will stay here… I was born here and there is little chance for Shorten as his polling is lower than Turnbull's, which is drooping lower than Trump's tie.
Justin Trudeau and his wife were also invited on Emmanuel’s plane, but the pilot objected saying it was too dangerous as he couldn’t kick in that much compensating Right rudder.
Donald Trump and his wife were also invited but, despite Melania being keen, Donald said he had already arranged something with Mr and Mrs Putin.
And anyway Donald said it wouldn’t be a fair swap.