JAKE THE PERFECT CANDIDATE FOR ISLAM
Four-time Walkley Award winning political commentator and Churchill Fellow, has returned to the fray over concern that the integrity of news dissemination is continually being threatened by a partisan media.
Islam continues to win converts while Catholicism continues to lose numbers. Why is that? Well, only Islam preys on moronic misfits while Catholicism preys on baptised babies and, fortunately for us, many of those babies grow up to be independent thinking, intelligent members of the community.
Let’s face it, if Tony Abbott, Kevin Andrews and Christopher Pyne were first introduced to Catholicism at the age of reason, and not as babies, all three would have said, “You’ve got to be f***ing kidding!”
Catholicism recruits very few teenagers, it has no attraction for the young, with its judgment days, fearfulness, punishments, penances and hellfires... so where’s all the good stuff? Islam thrives on the “good stuff”... it concentrates on rewards, not on punishment and the fear of an ethereal god.
Catholicism ain’t got 72 choir boys either, there ain’t no martyrdoms available for feeble-minded youth desperate to mimic Xbox barbarism.
Politicians haven’t yet grasped exactly what they are dealing with.
Jake Biladi was a walk up start for Islam. He was destined to make flying mince meat of himself as soon as he saw his first Jihadi website and consulted his first mullah.
He was a scrawny kid, picked on at school, shunned by sheilas, sexually confused, unathletic, no self esteem and desperately looking for a reason to live... or even better, a reason to die.
He was perfect for the Islamic cause, not as a warrior, but as a suicide bomber. There’s a spot for everyone in Islam. There was no spot for Jake in mainstream Christianity.
You see, it’s only a lack of good PR that separates Islam and Christianity. Each has an omniscient deity (Allah and God) each has a demigod (Jesus and Mohammed) and each says they will rule the world, but that’s where the similarity ends.
Jesus said to turn the other cheek, suffer little children, love your enemies don’t chuck the first stone, don’t indulge in bestiality and he never mentioned 72 virgins.
Mohammed said you can kill little children (“if they are of them”) and “if they are not of them” you can shag them. You can behead your enemies, stone women, you can give the family goat a good ol’ rogering as long as you don’t eat it and if you martyr yourself you get to enjoy 72 underage girls.
Okay, if you’re a sick little puppy, like Jake, with a lost soul and an Xbox, the edicts of Mohammed beat the hell out of those of a boring, self righteous Jesus.
So Abbott and Shorten suggest the answer to this disparity in dogma is to enlist Islamic clerics to help in the de-radicalisation of its youth? WTF! Would they ask the Pope to beat the bejesus out of its Christian youth?
Until the teachings of Mohammed, the hadiths (in other words Islam itself) is determined to be a subversive cult, that has no place in the first World, then this so-called radicalisation of youth will continue.
We were told by our learned leaders that youth arriving in Syria would be radicalised and would need intensive “counselling” on their return. Well, the penny is finally dropping, those who want to get to Syria are already well and truly “radicalised” right here.
They are nurtured and “educated” in mosques and on-line by the same muftis and clerics who are in Indonesia right now bad-mouthing the Australian Government to attentive Muslims.
And they wonder why sensible Aussies want the proliferation of mosques stopped?