ISLAM AND THE GREEN GOPHERS
Four-time Walkley Award winning political commentator and Churchill Fellow, has returned to the fray over concern that the integrity of news dissemination is continually being threatened by a partisan media.
The lunatic Left springs to Islam’s defence with excuses like, “that bomber must have been a radicalised lone wolf”. “Radicalised” means someone else must have corrupted the poor little bearded bastard. “Lone wolf” means the heinous act he committed is an isolated one and has no relationship to Islam in general. Bloody hell! Please tell me they’re all kidding.
We spray entire scourges of mosquitoes to kill the odd female that carries the Zika virus, we don’t turn them all over first and lift up their little arses to see if they are female.
Better still, most of us close the damned fly-wire door and simply don’t let them in, any of them, until we know it’s safe to do so. They breed too quickly. Okay, so most of them may not be carrying the virus, but to wipe out an epidemic of anything requires a little collateral damage.
To the loony Left, sharks are far more important than the people they eat. Greyhounds are far more important than those who make a living from them and Islam is far more important than the hundreds of thousands it kills.
Maybe I’m getting too old to understand modern thinking because when I was younger and foxes were eating my chooks, I started to kill those damned foxes until my chooks were safe.
Okay, so unfortunately I must have killed a few foxes that were not guilty, but hey, I wasn’t taking any chances.
All right, so Muslims are people and shouldn’t be treated like foxes, I understand that. The Left demands that you must first catch the fox in the process of eating the chook before you take action. The Left also demands Muslims be afforded the same courtesy. I get that too... I shouldn’t go around killing all Muslims in the hope that one was the bomber!
So I grow a beard and visit the local mosque muttering allahu akbar and sure enough I will discover what Muslim is next in line for a bombing incident.
Now, I’m inclined to kill that bastard there and then but, despite my latest prognosis, I’m still a law abiding bloke so I report the whole matter to the authorities only to find out that I have been unlawfully profiling Muslims and my report itself violated 18C!
Golly so what do I do now? Here I am sitting in jail and I have exposed my family to God only knows how many pressure cookers.
You see, I figured it must be okay for me to try to find out who might be planning to rape my children and kill my wife and me. Nup, it’s not okay! I must be more respectful of foreign cultures and wait until I catch the bearded bastard in the act.
Even then I must not over react or use excessive force or I will be up on a murder charge.
Perhaps I could adhere to my culture and beat the bearded bastard around the head with a boomerang until he stops breathing, maybe that would be okay! Nup again I’m afraid. You see my culture is of no importance. When it comes to Islam, monoculturalism counts for more and the mono bit ain’t mine.
But since my latest oncologists’ report I’ve become quite creative. I could grow that beard anyway, visit the local mosque singing allahu akbar and discover who the budding Jihadists are and then knock them all off.
By the time I get arrested and arraigned and I am provided with a court date, I’d be well and truly gone to Gowings! That would stuff them all... and that idea doesn’t apply only to Muslims.
Happy to help if anyone has a list.