HOW WILL THE KIWIS EVER LIVE THIS DOWN
... beaten at rugby by a bunch of Aussie girls?
Four-time Walkley Award winning political commentator and Churchill Fellow, has returned to the fray over concern that the integrity of news dissemination is continually being threatened by a partisan media.
Well you’ll never convince me that rugby is a girls’ game but any game that we can beat the Kiwis at must be okay. And that Charlotte Unfortunatesecondname sheila was brilliant! Now I can always say with conviction that I saw the Kiwis get beaten at rugby by a bunch of girls. No wonder the poor little Kiwiettes were crying... I’d be buying a length of rope and a three legged chair!
I reckon they would win more games if they got rid of that white feather thing on their shirts... it’s not exactly a confidence booster.
But golly, even a bunch of cosmetically-challenged Kiwi sheilas shouldn’t have that many bruises from those breast bumping tackles? All that spitting, cursing, sweating, vomiting and crotch scratching is what the Kiwi blokes do.
And it’s better if the Kiwi sheilas leave that hands-up-shorts thing ‘til after the game.... I mean it’s not a good look having a feel while the game is still going.
Oh well, there is always room for a knitting competition for the All Blacks at the next Games now that the All Bums have taken over and the showers and toilets no longer need segregating.
Anyway, I’m glad my daughter is doing ballet dancing.
P.S. Mack Horton’s swim was a ball tearer and the way he called the chink bloke a drug cheat was terrific but Cate Campbell won the “politically incorrect” prize when responding to an interviewer asking if she was concerned over the threat from world champion Katie Ledecky in the 4 by 100 relay. “No”, she said, “I just knew she wouldn’t get anywhere near me.”
He, he, he, just refreshingly honest!
You see, none of the winners has ever been to media school and that’s what makes it good TV. None of the normal, “I did my very best and if it weren’t for the other girls”, etc, bullshit.
They just tell the bloody truth.