FIRST SIGNS ISIS IS COLLAPSING
... but not before more EU deaths
Four-time Walkley Award winning political commentator and Churchill Fellow, has returned to the fray over concern that the integrity of news dissemination is continually being threatened by a partisan media.
For the first time Barack Obama has been forced to grit his teeth and declare his primary ambition is to destroy Islamic State. No mention of his original resolve of “degrading” or “containing” this time. Why is that? And yep, that IS who you think it is!
In the wake of recent terror attacks American Special Ops forces have taken out some of ISIS’s top brass and the question lingers, “Why has it taken hundreds more deaths for American troops to finally be given the all clear to act?” The answer is likely Putin.
ISIS is now using “dead man switches” on its suicide vests due to many prospective bombers having had a change of heart and fleeing with scant concern for their 72 breathless virgins.
A dead man’s switch could clearly be seen on the left hand gloves of the Airport bombers. It’s a bit like a fail-safe brake that is already engaged. A bomber now can’t change his mind about becoming flying halal mince meat because the moment he releases his hand the bomb is detonated and if someone shoots him his hand will open and his job will be done regardless.
ISIS only recruits dumb fools as suicide bombers (there was this Iraqi oaf who had encased his donger in a metal sheath ensuring he would be able to handle his virgins) but too many have lately been chickening out altogether, many are reconsidering the value of these 72 virgins.
But why Obama’s sudden change of heart? I mean he is either very dumb or he doesn’t really want any part in killing a Muslim of any Islamic persuasion. Obama gives ISIS definitive dates that he will be withdrawing his troops (pretty good eh?).
Putin also gives dates when he intends to withdraw his troops... but unlike Obama, Putin is bullshitting.
ISIS fighters believed Putin in the same way as they believed Obama so they streamed out of their foxholes ready to wreak more havoc but this time Putin’s troops would be ready to pick them off with ease.
Obama’s lazy lefty war machine shat itself when Putin announced his withdrawal because they knew he didn’t mean it and they were aware that Putin could be credited with taking out ISIS's top management. The Pentagon finally sprang to attention!
They couldn’t afford that because Obama has always complained that Putin was only interested in taking out Syrian rebels who were intent only on taking out his friend and ally, Syrian President Bashar al-Assad.
Obama had no choice but to move to accomplish what he should have been busily accomplishing three years ago: The destruction of ISIS.
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi couldn’t give a stuff about Obama but would do well to fear Vladimir Putin.
...because this new bloke on the scene now will not lose any sleep killing Muslim jihadists and has a fraction more guile and military intelligence than Obama.