ENOUGH! LET’S MAKE 2018 THE YEAR OF THE WHITE BLOKE
Four-time Walkley Award winning political commentator and Churchill Fellow, has returned to the fray over concern that the integrity of news dissemination is continually being threatened by a partisan media.
Don’t know about you blokes but I’m feeling very insecure with all these feminists claiming superiority over us. I mean Christ, after eight years of Obama and Hillary you’d reckon anyone who has a slight sun tan or sits down to have a leak could never be considered a Presidential candidate, but now we have Oprah of all people as a proposed Democratic frontrunner.
Okay, so all they had to choose from so far was Marxists Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders with good old dementia-affected Joe Biden a very rough chance, but Oprah? (Harpo in reverse)?
This is the variously-weighted wombat who supplied Harvey Weinstein with starlets to fondle. “But that doesn’t matter if she can rid us of Trump”.… “After all we backed Hillary and she took Bill’s side when it came to his 'sexually abused and raped' women”.
The feminists’ incandescent hatred of Trump has spread to a hatred of all white men as the Democrats face the likelihood of four more years of Trump prosperity.
These sheilas don’t want equality… they want inequality. They only want to play best of three sets in a slam event for the same money as the men who need to play best of five.
Unlike men they can organise themselves a shag without being accused of sexual harassment. Blokes will usually agree to a shag, and blokes don’t have that morning-after remorse to report to anyone who will listen.
I mean blimey, I have only knocked back a shag twice in my life, and they were both blokes. It’s just not fair! But now at my age I have become a little more fussy… they must be under 95 and female.
Let’s be honest, sheilas can never be the equal of blokes in any field, yet they demand the same pay and a higher respect! Besides they are different, they are built for having babies, and thank Christ they are!
They insist on hitting a golf ball from the closer red tees, they don’t play tennis against men or they would be slaughtered. There are no female Grand Masters in art or chess. The world’s best chefs, milliners and clothes designers are men, the only war Generals are men.
The quality of tennis or the attraction of a bum?
They cannot compete in any sport against men! And have you noticed the lack of interest and crowd numbers reflecting sponsorship?
But they do excel in exposing genitalia… a bloke will finish in gaol, while a sheila will get a pay rise and possibly a new contract.
"Don't you dare treat me as a sex object."
We need a year of the white bloke because these Hollywood harlots who have got their ovaries in knots would be nowhere without men to appreciate their private bits.
Hmm, when my wife gets back from overseas I think I’m in trouble.