The Pickering Post
Saturday, 23rd September 2017

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DEAR Ms BISHOP

(the foreigner affairs one, not the helicopter one)

Phoebe

Phoebe is an 8 yo who attends Lloyd Street State School in East Malvern Vic. and she asks a lot of really important questions.

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I asked Dad why he calls you the Stick Insect and he said it was because stick insects chew their partners’ heads off after sexing them. Golly crumbs Ms Bishop, is that true?

I mean, in all your photos you look like you could do with some protein but that seems a bit drastic. And I know you weren’t sexing with Mr Abbott, so was he just for practice then? 

Anyway, we finally got our jar of Vegemite back after Dad chucked it at Mr Fahkhaed’s cobblers (that means his shoes I think). But goodness me Ms Bishop, it’s still hello certified and now it stinks of Bega Cheese!

Ms Bishop, it’s not your foreigner affairs I am writing to you about, it’s about our foreigner affairs and Mr Fahkhaed next door! He fancies my Mum and is determined to convert her to Islam. 

But I’m worried Dad will be sent back to gaol again, he’s only been out a week. You see, Mr Fahkhaed gave Mum a little red prayer mat and Dad used it for a pee dribble mat in front of our toilet bowl. 

I think Dad sort of misses on purpose now and he has left a photo of him missing on purpose in the Fahkhaeds’ letter box. There’s going to be another fight, I just know it, and Dad said he will punch Mr Fahkhaed’s (naughty word) lights out after Mr Fahkhaed left a photo-shopped pic in our letterbox of himself and Mum being voted Australian couple of the Year.

To be fair, Mr Fahkhaed did increase his offer for our house, but I think $16 is still too cheap.

Anyway Ms Bishop could you find time among your foreigner affairs to ask Mr Turnbull to tell the Fahkhaeds to (rude word) off.

We need our Dad back with us now that Mum has fallen for Islam, and she will never go to gaol.  

Have all your former husbands/partners, Ross Lightfoot, Peter Natrass and Neil Gillon lost their heads too? No-one has heard from them for a long while. Even Mr Ban Ki-moon seems to have disappeared.

What’s Mr Panton’s phone number? I think I should warn him,

... but Dad said I shouldn’t bother about Mr Turnbull’s number ‘tho.

Love Phoebe 

(Aged eight and three quarters)



Comments

Yes Hermes 11 those left wing outfits are a blight on Australia and are costing millions of dollars to contain.

I'm with you Max

Abos want to change Australia Day. Well they couldn't even make a cup, let alone booze to stick in it.

These Morons are willing to spend $4,533.00 of Your Tax Dollars on each kangaroo. Can they explain how they intend on doing the job? If it is by needle or operation they have to be caught anyway. If by ingestion, what about the joey's that are in the pouch that will remain Fertile and start breeding as soon as they are able, and they will be back to square on in a couple of years, or less....

Contraceptives should be a requirement of recieving Centrelink payments.

Up pops another knucklehead from the left.

"Albright: I’m ‘Ready To Register As Muslim’ To Fight Trump

Former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright claimed Wednesday she would register herself a Muslim as an act of defiance against President Donald Trump’s immigration plans.

“I was raised Catholic, became Episcopalian & found out later my family was Jewish. I stand ready to register as Muslim in #solidarity,” Albright tweeted."

Let us know how FGM and forced child marriage works out for those without a voice.

http://dailycaller.com/2017/01/25/albright-im-ready-to-register-as-muslim-to-fight-trump/

Have you ever seen a roo's penis? Fitting a condom might be a problem.

They should all be rounded up and shot............ the Canberra public servants, not the roos.

TRUMBY..... I haven't heard that name since my Uncle broke in a Brumby in Central Australia and called it Trumby...Turned out to be a good stock horse...

New topic up.

TRUMBY... The greenies would have found some other protected and endangered critter that may be affected.... Just sow a couple of acres of good pasture and put a roo proof fence around it with a couple of large gates. Once the crop gets some size, open the gates and the roo's will come in of a night after a couple of weeks when they come in to feed, Shut the gates and make a booking at the local dog tucker factory....

'Our' ABC is/are at it again, their 'news' is always one of the following....The news told as a big lie, a small lie, skewed a lot or a little to suit a one sided left-wing agenda or simply altered to provide us with what amounts to utter (anti Trump in this case) bullshit. Their so-called 'news' about that Mexican fellow cancelling his visit to the White House was front and centre on the tellie just now, but way down the segment in a 'sort of' separate issue came the real news that Trump himself had in effect cancelled the meeting at the White House by telling the south-of-the-border fellow to:..."Rethink your travel plans." I hope I have this right.

Joh knew how to handle the brain dead lefties.Pork barrel Beattie was one of their leaders when he was a useless uni student ( non studying ). The cowards knew when Joh's police arrived there were no "please " and " thank you ". The present Commissioner is a total wimp. Will not do anything without written instructions from Miss CFMEU PIGGY.

Wooden Lady ...... This is a bit freaky ....... https://content.jwplatform.com /videos/fHLu8cvK-Kvp5pHRn.mp4

They could have delivered the stuff by putting it into water troughs or in feed .

Vote for Pauline.....

Just leave it as is, stuff the PC brigade.

They should have got all the inmates at Duntroon to line up with bayonets and done a bit of live training. Would have fixed the roo problem up, hardened up all the Princesses and cost us nothing.

WARNING : Do not buy brand name Sundance collection ,child resistant lighter pack of 4 . Don't have any gas in any of the 4 lighters.

Donald Trump Full Interview with ABC News David Muir 1/25/17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gW2ULvhwAYo&t=102s