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Friday, 24th March 2017

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DEAR Ms BISHOP

(the foreigner affairs one, not the helicopter one)

Phoebe

Phoebe is an 8 yo who attends Lloyd Street State School in East Malvern Vic. and she asks a lot of really important questions.

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I asked Dad why he calls you the Stick Insect and he said it was because stick insects chew their partners’ heads off after sexing them. Golly crumbs Ms Bishop, is that true?

I mean, in all your photos you look like you could do with some protein but that seems a bit drastic. And I know you weren’t sexing with Mr Abbott, so was he just for practice then? 

Anyway, we finally got our jar of Vegemite back after Dad chucked it at Mr Fahkhaed’s cobblers (that means his shoes I think). But goodness me Ms Bishop, it’s still hello certified and now it stinks of Bega Cheese!

Ms Bishop, it’s not your foreigner affairs I am writing to you about, it’s about our foreigner affairs and Mr Fahkhaed next door! He fancies my Mum and is determined to convert her to Islam. 

But I’m worried Dad will be sent back to gaol again, he’s only been out a week. You see, Mr Fahkhaed gave Mum a little red prayer mat and Dad used it for a pee dribble mat in front of our toilet bowl. 

I think Dad sort of misses on purpose now and he has left a photo of him missing on purpose in the Fahkhaeds’ letter box. There’s going to be another fight, I just know it, and Dad said he will punch Mr Fahkhaed’s (naughty word) lights out after Mr Fahkhaed left a photo-shopped pic in our letterbox of himself and Mum being voted Australian couple of the Year.

To be fair, Mr Fahkhaed did increase his offer for our house, but I think $16 is still too cheap.

Anyway Ms Bishop could you find time among your foreigner affairs to ask Mr Turnbull to tell the Fahkhaeds to (rude word) off.

We need our Dad back with us now that Mum has fallen for Islam, and she will never go to gaol.  

Have all your former husbands/partners, Ross Lightfoot, Peter Natrass and Neil Gillon lost their heads too? No-one has heard from them for a long while. Even Mr Ban Ki-moon seems to have disappeared.

What’s Mr Panton’s phone number? I think I should warn him,

... but Dad said I shouldn’t bother about Mr Turnbull’s number ‘tho.

Love Phoebe 

(Aged eight and three quarters)



Comments

Abos want to change Australia Day. Well they couldn't even make a cup, let alone booze to stick in it.

Up pops another knucklehead from the left.

"Albright: I’m ‘Ready To Register As Muslim’ To Fight Trump

Former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright claimed Wednesday she would register herself a Muslim as an act of defiance against President Donald Trump’s immigration plans.

“I was raised Catholic, became Episcopalian & found out later my family was Jewish. I stand ready to register as Muslim in #solidarity,” Albright tweeted."

Let us know how FGM and forced child marriage works out for those without a voice.

http://dailycaller.com/2017/01/25/albright-im-ready-to-register-as-muslim-to-fight-trump/

New topic up.

'Our' ABC is/are at it again, their 'news' is always one of the following....The news told as a big lie, a small lie, skewed a lot or a little to suit a one sided left-wing agenda or simply altered to provide us with what amounts to utter (anti Trump in this case) bullshit. Their so-called 'news' about that Mexican fellow cancelling his visit to the White House was front and centre on the tellie just now, but way down the segment in a 'sort of' separate issue came the real news that Trump himself had in effect cancelled the meeting at the White House by telling the south-of-the-border fellow to:..."Rethink your travel plans." I hope I have this right.

Joh knew how to handle the brain dead lefties.Pork barrel Beattie was one of their leaders when he was a useless uni student ( non studying ). The cowards knew when Joh's police arrived there were no "please " and " thank you ". The present Commissioner is a total wimp. Will not do anything without written instructions from Miss CFMEU PIGGY.

Wooden Lady ...... This is a bit freaky ....... https://content.jwplatform.com /videos/fHLu8cvK-Kvp5pHRn.mp4

WARNING : Do not buy brand name Sundance collection ,child resistant lighter pack of 4 . Don't have any gas in any of the 4 lighters.

Donald Trump Full Interview with ABC News David Muir 1/25/17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gW2ULvhwAYo&t=102s

Turd gave Gillard an AO for services to his good friends the Clinton Foundation...

I wished I had demonstrated yesterday not against the stuff all those lefty pricks were about but some of the recipients namely Gillard O'Keefe and the pakki postman

:))

Scientists are growing human tissue inside pigs. Are these the same scientists that believe in man made warming?

QLD voters note, and others should too: http://www.michaelsmithnews.com/2017/01/ludwigs-awu-qld-government-removes-queensland-police-from-union-taskforce.html

Trump to Issue Order Limiting US Involvement in UN



The first of the two draft orders, titled “Auditing and Reducing U.S. Funding of International Organizations” and obtained by The New York Times, calls for terminating funding for any United Nations agency or other international body that meets any one of several criteria.

Those criteria include organizations that give full membership to the Palestinian Authority or Palestine Liberation Organization, or support programs that fund abortion or any activity that circumvents sanctions against Iran or North Korea. The draft order also calls for terminating funding for any organization that “is controlled or substantially influenced by any state that sponsors terrorism” or is blamed for the persecution of marginalized groups or any other systematic violation of human rights.

The order calls for then enacting “at least a 40 percent overall decrease” in remaining United States funding toward international organizations.

The second executive order, “Moratorium on New Multilateral Treaties,” calls for a review of all current and pending treaties with more than one other nation.

the New Pivot is interesting. Pres Trump has no interest in B.Os Asia pivot. I so hope Pres Trump is looking to a solid relationship with UK, Canada ( once the French poof has been ousted), Australia, and NZ ( if the yanks can overlook the stoopid NZ Communist ban on nuclear ships, now that NZ is back on an even keel under conservative rule). pres Trump realises that the EU can NEVER work...too many fundamental differences in language, and the North/South divide, which is so like that same geographic divide in the Americas. Lazy Feckless Romantic tribes versus industrious inventive frugal Northeners

OT
U.S. Trade Expert: Britain Could Be ‘Singapore of the West’

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/01/26/us-trade-expert-britain-singapore-west/

This fella warned Dems under obama

Trey Gowdy: Tomorrow is Coming (Blasts Obama on Lawlessnes) / Tomorrow is now HERE!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81XVhJe4asE&feature=youtu.be

Australia needs a new watchdog! The Department of bullshit diplomas and degrees watchdog! Who's checking all these alleged qualifications?

Nova Peris getting in on the fake news act because she's a gullible twit.
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/blogs/tim-blair/nova-knows-history/news-story/f9451d306298fc6eb4dc0bc23889f855