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Thursday, 18th January 2018

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DASTYARI DONE LIKE A DOG’S DINNER

… but not ‘til after Bennelong

Larry Pickering

Four-time Walkley Award winning political commentator and Churchill Fellow, has returned to the fray over concern that the integrity of news dissemination is continually being threatened by a partisan media.

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“Why are you staring at my breasts Bill?” asked Kristina Keneally at a meeting with Sam Dastyari and Bill Shorten. “Look, we want you to stand in Bennelong against Alexander”, said Bill. “Get your hands off it boys, I’m doing okay at Sky, sort of. And what if I didn’t win, I couldn’t go back to my job at Sky!

“Well, Sam and me reckon we could drop you into a Senate vacancy if you lose, how about that?” “Now you’re talking boys… at least I won’t have to debate crap on Sky News with those airheads Peta Credlin and Laura Jayes… and will you please stop staring at my knees Sam.”

                                                          One month later

“I see you’re doin’ okay in Bennelong Kristina, I mean that tennis bloke is a bloody boring bastard”, said Shorten. “Hmmm, it’s going to be close, Bill”, said Kristina, “and that Senate offer better be still open”, “Yeah”, said Bill, “as a matter of fact I have already organised a vacancy for you …the little Iranian Rat is toast.”

“Who’s a little Iranian Rat?” demanded Dastyari. “Well, you’re at least an Iranian Dickhead”, said Shorten. “I mean you were stupid enough to get caught!”

“Jeezus Bill, who’s been organising all your numbers for you… bloody me, right? And who got that dipstick Kristina to save some furniture for the NSW Labor mob before they all went to the slammer? I mean she was never Premier material.”

“Now just a minute, you grubby little Sussex Street stain”, exclaimed an angry Kristina, “I would be delighted to take your Senate seat. You are such a dumbfuck, I mean the Labor Party has always played double agents with China and you’re the only one who was ever stupid enough to get caught. You have to piss off now… and stop perving on my legs!”

“If you bastards sack me, I’ll bring the lot of you down with me!” said a flushed Dastyari.

"I don't think so", said Shorten, "not if you want to keep your double agent's position."

                                                          It's all yours John

“Well, I’m about to throw Bennelong so I can see you out of the Senate”, said Kristina. “Throw Bennelong?” asked Dastyari. “Well” said Kristina, “Alexander will shit in... I have just sent my last year’s power bills to be paid by that little Chink billionaire, and I’ve reported it to Jayes and Credlin, so you’re over and out mate, you’re gooone! I get your Senate seat! So I’m leaving to pack my Senate bag now and don’t you dare stare at my bum, you two.”

Dastyari ran some nervous fingers through his Brylcreemed hair, “Don’t you have any loyalty at all Bill?”

“Loyalty?” queried Bill, “how do you spell that, Sam?”

                               Or this is how Labor insiders say it goes



Comments

Retirement will not worry komrade dastyari. I am sure has a BIG FAT bank account by now.

Ever considered just reading the comment and responding to it, rather than worry about whom may have written it and what they may have meant by it. I don't give a shit who anyone is who posts here, just the content. If you don't like their comments, don't read them.

How come these pollies colluding with a Communist Government aren't charged with treason is beyond me.

Calling Cosmic !

Shadow dancer, attention seeker, drama queen, you need to take your medication and the paranoia should go, many comments from many different genuine people here expose how terrible gay liberal are and you get all hostile and pick fights with them calling them a "dago" etc and they respond accordingly. This is not about you, Australia is being well and truly rooted, muslimized by gay, global warming liberals in sheeps clothing and you are getting your twisted knickers in a knot when people respond to your bullying. Stop wasting everybody's time and stop making mindless comments, I hope this helps you and sincerely, Merry Christmas.

Yawn.

Parliament has been Judaised by Turnbull and his Jewish mates -
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The Jews are of Esau from Idumea, and therefore not of Israel or Judah; Jewish Encyclopedia, 1925, vol. 5, page 41.
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“Strictly speaking, it is incorrect to call an ancient Israelite a Jew or to call a contemporary Jew an Israelite or Hebrew.” Jewish Almanac 1980.
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The Jews and Arabs are related – “Esau thereupon takes a daughter of Ishmael to wife” (Gen. xxviii. 9).
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Ishmael who took an Egyptian for a wife is the patriarch of the Arab nations.
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Roman general Hyrcanus captured Edom/Idumea and its population was integrated into the Judean community around 126BC
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Judah – [Shemite] married a Canaanite [Hamite]
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Judah married and had sons to the daughter of foreign gods------a Canaanite woman. Malachi, chapter 3 & 2:11., Genesis 38:1-10
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Canaan: a son of Ham, [Genesis 10:6]., Cursed by Noah, [Genesis 9:20-26]., Idolatrous, [Deut. 29:17] ., Defiled, [Lev. 18:24-27]

In Talmudic tradition the mother defines identity so then the people who are today identifying as Jews are in reality Canaanite/Edomites-Amaleks if not in the flesh then in spirit.
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According to the Mishnah, the first written source for halakha, the status of the offspring of mixed marriages was determined matrilineally.
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Isaiah 54:5 “For thy Maker is thine husband; the LORD of hosts is his name; and thy Redeemer the Holy One of Israel; The God of the whole earth shall he be called.”
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Esau was a descendant of Shem and the enemy of righteous Jacob also a descendant of Shem.
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A Shemite in my opinion is not only a descendent but a representative of Shem. The usurpers of the name Jew today fail in that they are not of the nature of Shem, in fact they are anti-Shem.
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The “Jews” Babylonian Talmud says: "Five things did Canaan charge his sons: love one another, love robbery, love lewdness, hate your masters, and do not speak the truth" The Last Will of Canaan, Babylonian Talmud, Peshachim 113b.
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To be an Orthodox Jew is to agree with the Talmud that, "It is permitted to deceive a goy." (Baba Kama 113b) ,
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Revelation 3:9,"Behold, I give out of the synagogue of Satan those saying themselves to be Jews, and they are not, but they lie. Behold, I will make them come and bow down before your feet, and they shall know that I loved you."
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Romans 2:28-29 "..........For he is not a Jew that is one outwardly, nor is circumcision that outwardly in the flesh; but he is a Jew that is one inwardly and circumcision is of the heart, in spirit, not in letter; of whom the praise is not from men, but from God."

Is that Poof as in Homosexual Slang very discriminating. Or is it PUFF out of nowhere just like a Genie. Childish name calling.Put a little Humor in it.Check out your friends at the WANKERATTA INSTITUTE they sure show some with their comments most of it is Laughable Joke Worthy.

https://independentaustralia.net/life/life-display/why-isnt-the-erosion-of-our-democracy-an-election-issue,9146

Now when it was clear that he did win the race,
The media boffins had egg on their face.
The weeping and wailing was epic of its kind,
As journalist leftists went out of their mind.
For Trump fans: http://gatesofvienna.net/2017/12/the-ballad-of-the-blue-collar-billionaire/#more-44649

I just had to misfortune of having to watch the last QA with Malcolm. I have never heard so much drivel both from Virginia and Malcolm. He should have worn his tap shoes as he danced around all the difficult questions. Virginia did her best to try to give the viewers that she was a hard nose interviewer, but she lost me when she stated that ssm was an overwhelming success and Malcolm beamed with pride and said thank you. It was a love in after that. Kept blaming Labor and slippery Sam for all the problems in parliament.

New Post Up !!

Romans 1:26-27

For this reason God gave them up to dishonorable passions. For their women exchanged natural relations for those that are contrary to nature; and the men likewise gave up natural relations with women and were consumed with passion for one another, men committing shameless acts with men and receiving in themselves the due penalty for their error.

Romans 1:24-27

Therefore God gave them up in the lusts of their hearts to impurity, to the dishonoring of their bodies among themselves, because they exchanged the truth about God for a lie and worshiped and served the creature rather than the Creator, who is blessed forever! Amen. For this reason God gave them up to dishonorable passions. For their women exchanged natural relations for those that are contrary to nature; and the men likewise gave up natural relations with women and were consumed with passion for one another, men committing shameless acts with men and receiving in themselves the due penalty for their error.


Romans 1:26

For this reason God gave them up to dishonorable passions. For their women exchanged natural relations for those that are contrary to nature;

Leviticus 18:22-23

You shall not lie with a male as with a woman; it is an abomination. And you shall not lie with any animal and so make yourself unclean with it, neither shall any woman give herself to an animal to lie with it: it is perversion.

An archeological expedition under the Dead Sea has discovered the mobile of the Egyptian Commander preserved in siltstone. His last text to Ramses as the waters closed in read “Your Highness it’s the Choos”. His name was MarkMferure. Seems to ring a bell.

So the state labor party in Tasmania want to ban all poker machines in pubs and clubs before 2023 if they win the next state election, so how do you think they will go ? I think they have got Buckley’s chance of being elected with that platform , people like their pokies.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5173577/Feminist-kicked-Labour-Christmas-party.html

so if one starts off as a male, gets married, have children, divorce or lose your partner, now that we have gender fluidity, you decide to change your gender and identify as a women. - does that mean you can get the single mothers pension and all the benifits that go with it.

999 times out of 1,000 i back the Aussie. But tonight i hope the Pikey punches Jeff's lights out.

Not marijuana Shirley ? And paraphernalia ? Shirley Knott, that would HINDER her comprehension a lot !

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