The Pickering Post
Saturday, 17th November 2018

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WTF for?

Larry Pickering

Four-time Walkley Award winning political commentator and Churchill Fellow, has returned to the fray over concern that the integrity of news dissemination is continually being threatened by a partisan media.


Gender equality is something I hope never happens because if women and men were ever to be equal it will take all the interest out of shopping. If women hate being seen as sex objects why do they go to such extreme lengths to ensure they are?

Okay let’s start at the bottom, er, feet.

WOMAN: Uncomfortable open-toed high heels displaying fastidiously manicured nails, painted red of course and devoid of fungus.
BLOKE: Thongs with hairy splayed toes.

WOMAN: Clean shaven moisturised legs that appear to go all the way up her armpits with enough flesh showing to drive you nuts.
BLOKE: Shorts with huge pockets, revealing hairy calves.

WOMAN: A back bottom that doesn’t fart, with each yummy cheek moving in tantalising reciprocal motion without panty lines.
BLOKE: Most of his undies showing and lifts one leg off the ground to let his mates cop an explosive belly-full of flatulence.

WOMAN: A beautifully manicured front bottom with either a cute little landing strip or a “come and get me” Brazilian below a little blue butterfly.
BLOKE: An unkempt scrotum attractive only to nits.

WOMAN: A flat little stomach devoid of hair and smothered in a dozen different lotions.
BLOKE: A competition as to who has the best beer gut.

WOMAN: Tits to die for with a top displaying an hypnotic cleavage and noticeable, temperature-regulated nipples.
BLOKE: Stained Tshirt.

WOMAN: An exquisitely long neck leading to perfectly shaped ears from which diamond pendants dangle.
BLOKE: Unshaven double chin.

WOMAN: A mouth with moistened lips that lead a bloke to naughty thoughts... painted red of course to indicate arousal.
BLOKE: A cigarette holder.

WOMAN: Sculptured cheek bones brushed with rouge (hmmm, there’s that colour again) and exuding a head-spinning pheramonal fragrance.
BLOKE: A fetid beard hiding pimples and blackheads.

WOMAN: Come-to-bed eyes with pastel eyeshadow and long eyelashes that bat better than Bradman.
BLOKE: Both still bloodshot from last night.

WOMAN: Silky shampooed hair, framing a beautiful face.
BLOKE: It either looks like a pelican nest or is bald.

WOMAN: Flawless spidery fingers tipped with long red nails ready to dig furrows into your back at passion’s peak.
BLOKE: Dirty nails.

So it’s got me stuffed why women want equality, haven’t they noticed there is no International Blokes’ Day?


I am a bit curious why many women plaster their lips with bright red lippy and wear extremely high thin heels and surround their eyes with lots of black mascara which I thought was their way of advertising they are randy for a root until I offered myself to one only to find she hated men in general so why do they do it ?

Such is the age we live in...

A man had a power outage at his house this morning and his PC, laptop, TV, DVD, iPad and new surround sound music system were all shut down.

He then discovered that his iPhone battery was flat.

To top it off, it was raining so he couldn’t go for a walk, a bike ride or a run.

The garage door opener required electricity, so he couldn’t go anywhere in the car.

He went into the kitchen to make coffee and then remembered that this, too, needed power. So he sat and talked with his wife for a few hours.

He thought to himself, ‘She seems like a nice person’.


The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
---The next day, the kids came back ...and, one by one, began to tell their stories.

There were all the regular types of stuff: Spilled milk and pennies saved. But then the teacher realized, that only Janie was left.
"Janie, do you have a story to share?"
"Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a Marine pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife.
She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and then she parachuted right into the middle of 20 Iraqi troops........
She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."
''Good Heavens, 'said the horrified teacher. What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story'?"
...."Don't Screw with Mommy when she's been drinking."
....I love these touching stories !!!

Quote"Just make voting non-compulsory, that will sort the shit from clay."

Its funny most people who say that also say that the dole bludgers are first in line to vote to entrench their preferred lifestyle. The Democrats benefit from non compulsory voting in the USA

Just make voting non-compulsory, that will sort the shit from clay.

But wait, there's more.  Over here the locals spit anywhere they like, mostly on the footpaths, where, when one walks, one has to be vey careful not to be sucked in to the huge gorby dredged up from the depths of someone's bowel and disappear down it.  Children follow suit, and it's disgusting.
Do I spit?  Of course.  But never anywhere but down a sink, or if walking on the street, I either swallow it down (after all, it is only liquid), or if it is a bit of a gorby, that came up with me not making too much noise, I will spit it out, quietly, onto sand and kick sand over it, or into a plant or tree.
The noise many make when dredging up that bowel oriented gorby is disgusting, but over here it seems it is part of the local culture.
Sadly many farangs, when over here, follow suit of the locals, and spit, doing something that would get them in trouble back home, plus they litter, throw away their gurper butts.  They are just ignorant pigs, reverting back to the days when it was allowed, and they have hated laws telling them they cannot do these disgusting things.
I hate littering.  When I walk along the beachfront I pick up plastic bags, because I hate them going into the water where fish can swallow or get caught up in them, and people think I am strange, but I don't give a rat's.  Many of the working girls, if they see me do it, yell out to me that I am doing good, but don't do it themselves, dropping litter anywhere they like.
I also do not pick my nose in public, scratch my scrote, adjust my ballbag, pick the dags from my arse, not in public anyway.  Many blokes do that and it kind of embarrasses me to be a man because people think it is a man thing, a myth perpetuated by Larry with this ridiculous post.  
I wash and iron my clothes, very well, and mostly wear T-shirts, to the gym or when walking, and once washed and dried they are folded very carefully, looking quite good when I put them on, unlike many blokes who just chuck their shirts and shorts in a bag and wear them, all scrunched up and with 100s of creases.  It is a terrible look.  
If I go to the movies on cheap Wednesday ($2.80) I wear a collared shirt and my good shorts, sandals or good runners on my feet, my shirt and shorts ironed perfectly.  Yes, I really am that good at ironing, after all, 23 years in the Navy does that, and I did receive top marks for my dress when my 6 monthly reports were put in.
Fat, hairy blokes, sweaty and stinky, walk the streets here, going into good restaurants wearing shitty shorts and singlets or T-shirts, looking like crap, showing no embarrassment.  
And one more thing.  I do not use deodorant, but never stink, as I wash often and make sure my pits and clacker and feet and scrote and knob are washed very well.  Plus, I am not one of those disgusting heathens (a man with a filthy stinky foreskin), so my beautiful boy does not need as much cleaning as a filthy foreskinned knob (just think smegma, blerrrkkkk!!!!!!!).
Am I the best dressed man in town?  No.  But I dress nicely and appropriately, never singlets or T-shirts with holes or too tight or scrunched up.  I take pride in my appearance without be a fashion plate, fashions dictated by homo fashion designers.
Seriously, how hard is it to look nice, without being over the top.  Shorts, collared shirt, ironed, and not stinky.
I just hate it when feminazi slags shriek about men being rapists and and fat and hairy with the manners of a goat.  Uncouth, boorish, crude, rude, I'll-mannered, and that's when they are sober.  When drunk all those 'manly' things are even worse.
When I fart, belch, burp, give a tummy rumble, sneeze, I say excuse me, pardon me, even when I am by my lonesome, cover my mouth and turn away, and I rarely fart inside if I can help it.  Sadly they sometimes sneak up on me and one slips out.  And like a little girl I titter and blush as if I have done something so reprehensible, well, it is just not on.  Actually, I don't do that at all.
Over here many blokes walk the streets bare chested.  Many are the young studs with reasonably chiselled bodies, or nicely chiselled, but most are fat slobs, fat hairy slobs.  Walking around with some young working girl paying 1,000 or 2,000 baht for her services,  looking oh so smug, but the locals laugh at them, as do I, inside.  
What I am saying is, you don't have to have lots of money and be a fashion plate, wearing all the homos' fashions.  No, just have respect for yourself, a bit of pride, don't be cowed if blokes take the piss about your grooming habits, putting lotion on your nicely manicured hands, or over your body, to keep your skin nice, and have respect for others.  Nobody likes to be Dutch opened, even though you think it is just so hilarious.  Nobody wants to see you scratch your balls or pick away at your arse, or your nose, a big droopy bit of snot dangling on your finger before you devour it.  And nobody wants to see your big disgusting belly, swear dripping off you.  Cover it up.  Think of others who might see you walking by as they are dining and then have trouble digesting.
Basically, take pride in yourself and don't be a slob.  It really is easy if you want it, or care.
So I don't need any male perpetuating the bullshit that all men are pigs.  Many are but that is their problem.  Don't lump me and many others with those pigs.
And now, I shall go onto the balcony and give myself a pedicure and manicure, making sure all my clippings go into the rubbish bin.  Have a lovely day.

Because they want free stuff, and because they don't work, commuting across town isn't a worry.

Regardless of who you vote for, far too many Australians are on government subsidies, handouts and the like. Billy B, you mention PPL like it is a new thing dreamt up by Abbott. No so. Whitlam introduced PPL for public servants during his term of government from '72 - '75. Yes it was only for 12 weeks but was at an uncapped full pay rate. The new mother was able to take up to 12 months leave on a mix of LSL, accrued annual leave up to 18 weeks, and unpaid leave, and the guarantee to return to their job when leave finished. No need to resign and then find another job. They could also apply for and win a higher paid public service position while on leave! For over 40 years female public servants have had an advantage over private sector women. We are borrowing $100 m/ day to fund warfare.

More proof Hadenuff that the cancer of islam needs excising from the arse of humanity.
“Brüning wrote a letter to Churchill after he had been forced to resign and go into exile in England in August 1937, setting out the names and identities of the people who backed Hitler. And after the war, Churchill requested Brüning for permission to publish this letter in his great world history, The six-volume world history. And Brüning said no. In his letter, Brüning wrote, 'I didn't, and do not even today for understandable reasons, wish to reveal from October 1928, the two largest regular contributors to the Nazi Party were the general managers of two of the largest Berlin banks, both of Jewish faith and one of them the leader of Zionism in Germany."
All Wars Are Bankers Wars -
Rothschilds banks declared war on Germany in 1933.
"....Canadian researcher Dr. Henry Makow (who is Jewish himself) says the main reason why the bankers arranged for a world war against Germany was that Hitler sidestepped the bankers by creating his own money, thereby freeing the German people. Worse, this freedom and prosperity threatened to spread to other nations. Hitler had to be stopped!
Makow quotes from the 1938 interrogation of C. G. Rakovsky, one of the founders of Soviet Bolshevism and a Trotsky intimate. Rakovsky was tried in show trials in the USSR under Stalin. According to Rakovsky, Hitler was at first funded by the international bankers, through the bankers’ agent Hjalmar Schacht. The bankers financed Hitler in order to control Stalin, who had usurped power from their agent Trotsky. Then Hitler became an even bigger threat than Stalin when Hitler started printing his own money.
(Stalin came to power in 1922, which was eleven years before Hitler came to power.)
Rakovsky said:
“Hitler took over the privilege of manufacturing money, and not only physical moneys, but also financial ones. He took over the machinery of falsification and put it to work for the benefit of the people. Can you possibly imagine what would have come if this had infected a number of other states? (Henry Makow, “Hitler Did Not Want War,” March 21, 2004).

It seems to me that there is plenty of work around to keep the reserve workforce busy, it is just that their is no money available to pay anyone.

Written by a 21 year old female.....Make her PM

"The problems we face today are there because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by those who vote for a living"

This was written by a 21 yr old female who gets it. It's her future she’s worried about and this is how she feels about the social welfare system that she’s being forced to live in! These solutions are just common sense in her opinion.

Put me in charge . . ..

Put me in charge of Centrelink payments. I'd get rid of cash payments and provide vouchers for 50kg bags of rice and beans, blocks of cheese, basic sanitary items and all the powdered milk you can use.
If you want steak, burgers, takeaway and junk food, then get a job.

Put me in charge of Medicare. The first thing I'd do is to get women to have birth control implants.
Then, we'll test recipients for drugs, alcohol, and nicotine. If you want to reproduce, use drugs, drink alcohol or smoke, then get a job.

Put me in charge of government housing. Ever live in military barracks?
You will maintain our property in a clean and good state of repair.
Your "home" will be subject to inspections anytime and possessions will be inventoried.
If you want a plasma TV or Xbox 360, then get a job and your own place.

Put me in charge of compulsory job search. You will either search for employment each week no matter what the job or you will report for community work.
This may be clearing the roadways and open spaces of rubbish, painting and repairing public housing, whatever we find for you.
We will sell your 22 inch rims and low profile tires and your dooff dooff stereo and speakers and put that money toward the “common good..”

Before you write that I've violated someone's rights, realise that all of the above is voluntary.
If you want our hard earned cash and housing assistance, accept our rules..
Before you say that this would be "demeaning" and ruin someones "self esteem," consider that it wasn't that long ago that taking someone else's money for doing absolutely nothing was demeaning and lowered self esteem.

If we are expected to pay for other people's mistakes we should at least attempt to make them learn from their bad choices. The current system rewards those for continuing to make bad choices.

AND While you are on Centrelink income you no longer have the right to VOTE!
For you to vote would be a conflict of interest..... If you want to vote, then get a job.

This piece of shit can get away with saying this and not end up in court while a woman in Ipswich Qld has gone to court for 'racial/religious' hatred for calling a female muslim a towel head and not much more on face book. Where are OUR RIGHTS and when are they going to get serious about making this ISLAMIC SCUM accountable.

These Mozzies sure HATE the Jews eh ?
They are the Only Tribe that stands up to them.
No PC, and Vastly Outnumbered, but STILL they WIN!
We could LEARN from them eh ?

Who is the piece of shit removing posts? FFS go to Syria and strap a vest on. Do us all a favour spirochete.

Apologies, my grammar is usually better - THAN you men!

Very good Larry. I agree with every word. And that's why we need International Women's Day - just to rub it in that we are SO much better then you men!! ;-)

Ellen just came on. Now here's a dyke who spends her time trying to look like a bloke with dirty fingernails. She bullshits a lot too. Heard she has a respite from the mechanical stuff now and again. Wonder about our residend dyke? Benny what's his name?

Ah, the religion of pieces again. Yep, it's definitely the right thing to continue allowing the Moslem hordes into our once peaceful and polite society.

Are you talking to the mirror AGAIN neilday?