ABBOTT EYES AN ISLAMIC REFORMATION
...good luck with that!
Four-time Walkley Award winning political commentator and Churchill Fellow, has returned to the fray over concern that the integrity of news dissemination is continually being threatened by a partisan media.
If you take all the bad things out of Islam, there’s very little left but a few pages of a now-meaningless Koran and clearly Abbott hasn’t read it anyway. Reform Islam? What a bloody stupid suggestion!
Islam is far more an addictive cult than is Christianity, with far more loony devotees determined to behead anyone who disagrees with them. Reform Islam? You are bloody kidding!
And the funny thing is that Mr Abbott is pleading with the Catholics’ equivalent of the Cardinals when he asks Islamic elders to "reform" their stone-age cult.
No, Mr Abbott, it would be far easier to reform your own Catholic church because I don’t see any “radicalised” Catholic youths praying in churches for a chance at defending the Vatican’s tenets with suicide vests. I don’t see any Vatican sentences of death on all artists who draw the Pope. (Blimey I put the Pope on the calendar!)
I don’t see the Vatican declaring a "Parish" over Italy, Greece,Turkey and half of Africa! And I don’t see Papa Francis ordering Cardinal Pell to slaughter non Catholic Christians.
I don’t see the Cardinals chucking gays off the Sistine Chapel and I don’t see them stoning nuns for complaining about being raped and I don’t think the Pope has ordered any assault rifles to attack Naples’ night clubs.
And blimey the reward stuff for Catholics is bullshit when compared to 72 virgins for Islamic blokes or 72 Brad Pitts for suicidal Islamic women with PMS.
A good Catholic only gets to play checkers with Jesus while taking in the scenery, and after you’ve seen that go around a couple of times you’ll be wishing you were back on terra firma.
Australian Muslims are a protected species for fear of upsetting them further. But that's only the short term fix of a lazy and craven ASIO.
No-one gives a stuff about Catholicism except for Julia Gillard who set up an RC into child abuse directed mainly at Catholics (she really didn’t like you, did she?) and constructed its terms of reference so as to support Western Sydney Labor electorates and avoid the worst of Islamic child abuse completely.
No Mr Abbott, Catholic reformation is a far easier task. There can be no reformation of Islam... only obliteration.