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Thursday, 13th December 2018

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Larry Pickering

Four-time Walkley Award winning political commentator and Churchill Fellow, has returned to the fray over concern that the integrity of news dissemination is continually being threatened by a partisan media.

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According to a report in the Pakistan Daily Mail, Bosnian Grand Mufti, Mustafa Ceric (pictured) has urged the Muslim ummah [that means all Mussies] to conquer the world through the Halal certification movement. 

In a Karachi seminar the Grand Mufti urged all Muslims to, “Conquer the world through the Halal movement, as Halal means pure and hygienic [it means no such thing] and the non-Muslim world will have no choice but to accept it.” [Wanna bet?]

Addressing a reception hosted by the Islamic Chamber of Commerce and Industry (ICCI) held in his honour [did they really say "honour"?] and other delegates of the Global Halal Congress, Dr Ceric said that, “The Halal certification movement has the strength to lead Muslims to rule the global economy, as food and other services [like concubines] are the basic need of every human being”. 

He added that, “People of his country love Pakistan and hold it in high esteem for its role over ethnic cleansing.” 

The Grand Mufti also remarked on the irony that Muslims are unfairly labelled as terrorists. [Of course! It’s those pesky Presbyterians who are causing all the trouble.] 

Dr Ceric further said that Muslims of the world love each other [did he say love each other?] which is the major cause of unity and strength among themselves. [Does this jerk even know where the Middle East is?] 

He said that Pakistan could become a Halal hub in the region and it has the potential to earn billions of dollars through Halal certified products. [Yeah, products like baking soda and KY Jelly.] 

Assistant Secretary General, Attiya Nawazish Ali said in his welcome address that, “It’s a good omen that Muslim countries have realised the importance of the Halal economy." [Yeah, beats the hell out of oil.] 

He went on to say, "The OIC, Organisation of Islamic Countries, and ICCI are also making efforts to boost the Halal economy and are conducting workshops and seminars on Halal standardisation. 

[Standardisation! I think he means all Muslims should stick with the same rort. Anyway, I’ve got a much better idea! Why don’t you thieving bunch of wankers start producing some stuff yourselves instead of taxing ours, then we can start a non-Halal certification racket?]



Comments

That's all I could think of for now.... :)

This starts a whole new thread on the old Redneck jokes theme....

If you have a baby sister and you want to kill her because she's an adultress - you might just be a Muslim.

If you marry a 2-year-old girl and to protect her honour (unless she reaches the age of sex - about 9yo), you practice 'thighing' instead - you might just be a Muslim.

If your wife/wives doesn't/don't moan during sex but your favourite goat, best mate, spiritual leader and brother do - you might just be a Muslim.

If you hold down your sister to assist the process of circumcision (and subsequent stitching, without any form of anaesthetic) as a way of protecting her honour and to stop her being a slut - You might just be a Muslim.

If bacon is disgusting but child sex isn't - you might just be a Muslim.

Love the peanut-gallery comments interspersed in the article :)

Maybe the government should impose a 100% tax on the halal takings to help pay for the costs we bear because of security. That might dampen down some of the terrorism activity. Security, thanks to them, must be costing an absolute packet.

This is typical Turnbull grandstanding...this 'please explain' demand will go nowhere. It was made to shut the ABC's opposition up and it will be forgotten by the end of the week. Turnbull and Scott are 'best mates', and best mates always look after best mates.

Does the teapot hold boiling water.? Might explain the scrambled brains.

Attend their mosque, thanks for the invitation. Now let's see them turn up, peacefully, at a Christian church or a Synagogue. That'll be the day!

I wonder if the Canadian terror attack will finally put some steele into our pollies backbones. After all, and attack inside parliment house brings it very close to home. We badly need a leader who will attack the Halal rip off head on. As the son of Afghan immigrants, Bob Katter, here is your chance!

Vision statement from World Halal Food Council Unity and strength organization
WHFC was established on 1999
Achieve worldwide standard to adhere to Islamic Sharia
To safeguard the interest of the Muslim community
All members have to recognize and respect each other
To steadfastness in following the guidelines
To strive for achievement of unique world halal system PLEASE NOTE VERY CAREFULLY SHARIA LAW AND WORLD HALAL SYSTEM. I FAIL TO SEE YOU THIS MAKES ME RACIST OR ISLAMAPHOBE IT MAKES ME VERY CONCERNED.

You have it right Buddy! Hope others will take your comments 'on board'... we, in this country - - well most of us - don't have a clue as what's involved here. Thanks so much for your input and hopefully others will take 'on board'.

In the absence of any refined, erudite language from myself at this time- may I relate that :-
Mohammed, a wealthy arab merchant, heard that one of his wives was leaving him. He rushed home to find her on the carpet, in front of the tent, with all of her belongings. He sat beside her and quietly said “Ishmael my sweet, I hear that you are planning to leave me.”

She replied, modestly looking down, “Yes my lord, I heard your other wives saying that you were a paedophile.”

Mohammed thought for a minute or so, looked adoringly at Ishmael and said “Oh my goodness, that’s a very big word for a 12 year old”

I may be a simpleton but I fail to understand just WHY those companies who endorse the 'halal' bit choose to pay or such endorsement? Who are we here in Oz? Australians or Muslims?

These islamic preachers speak with forked tongues but unfortunately their followers are brainwashed and is many cases brain dead and follow blindly whatever rubbish that comes from the mouth's of these evil pricks. What a murderous bunch of cut throats !

The main weakness of the Islamists is that they don't produce any food, we do it all for them, why are we so dumb and gutless, we could whip the arseholes in a month if we put our mind to it, every wheat farmer to graze pigs on last years wheat stubble, wait, that happens now with feral pigs, I wonder if the muzzies kinow this.

I just saw Bull Shitting on tv, he was spruiking same sex marriage at a Christian place, will he go to lakemba? then with the grand muffti, give the same bullshit? I reckon he wouldn't know what to do, we are being lead by the nose to our own peril, by these cunts, I hope he gets done for the rape allegation!!!! go girl!!!

If, as Dr Ceric stated -" that Muslims of the world love each other" Why then are they killing each other? Is their slaughter of fellow Muslims actually the Muslim version of birth control? Wouldn't they be better off playing a sport like soccer or football thus releasing their tensions in a civilised fashion. On second thoughts not a good idea - instead of throwing flares they would end up shooting at the opposing supporters with RPGs. Ah well, whilst Muslims are killing each other, they are leaving us alone which is good.

If, as Dr Ceric stated -" that Muslims of the world love each other" Why then are they killing each other? Is their slaughter of fellow Muslims actually the Muslim version of birth control? Wouldn't they be better off playing a sport like soccer or football thus releasing their tensions in a civilised fashion. On second thoughts not a good idea - instead of throwing flares they would end up shooting at the opposing supporters with RPGs. Ah well, whilst Muslims are killing each other, they are leaving us alone which is good.

I have never seen a news report about Saudi Arabia contributing anything to the African countries. The will happily donate to terrorist organisations but not to the general population of countries in crisis!

The muhamMADist's Achilles heal is non islamists understanding the trilogy. They shut down any criticism or discussion of it. Tell your apologist friends the true facts so they are aware that anyone who embraces muhamMADism should see a physiatrist or doesn't fully understand the islamic trilogy.or they are would be murders ,women hating slavers.

I'll bet The Vatican regrets that they didn't think of this one. What a doozy and they have got all of our pollies too gutless to do anything about it.