A LOT OF BLOKES WOULDN'T GET A GAME IN THIS COMP
Four-time Walkley Award winning political commentator and Churchill Fellow, has returned to the fray over concern that the integrity of news dissemination is continually being threatened by a partisan media.
I don’t know why really, but despite my negative thoughts on girls playing AFL, I have become an instant tragic. That’s not to say I would encourage my daughter to get belted from pillar to post every week because, Christ, they do hammer each other with gritted toothed venom and some of them are six foot, 18 stone Amazons happily pulverising five foot plaited maidens.
You're allowed to Grab 'em by the short and curlies apparently
It’s difficult to tell the difference between the Collingwood men’s and women’s teams. They are all cosmetically challenged and all seem to have the same tattooist. And no male has been seen sneakily attempting to enter the Collingwood after-game showers.
Adelaide Crows forward Sarah Perkins... Bullshit! I'm only sitting on her!
Oh well, if 50,000 people are prepared to stand in a Melbourne downpour to watch Aussie sheilas knock themselves out, it’s no wonder that the dumb, violent, ethnic game of soccer is embarrassingly displaying even more banks of empty seats.
And if some overdressed Muslim sheilas want to de-augment a few Aussie breast implants, good on 'em! At least it keeps them out of Syria and it beats the hell out of sewing vests in the Lakemba Mosque.
Almost 400,000 sheilas have registered for Women’s Aussie Rules teams and that augers well for its future despite a patent lack of skill.
I was wrong, the game is actually entertaining... and I reckon the Brisbane Lions will take out the inaugural flag. Go girls!
But you can open the car door for me in future.