WHEN YOU RUN OUT OF LOGIC (AND KIWI BOOT POLISH) YOU GET STAN THE PARTLY TANNED MAN
Four-time Walkley Award winning political commentator and Churchill Fellow, has returned to the fray over concern that the integrity of news dissemination is continually being threatened by a partisan media.
A predictably sycophantic Sydney Morning Herald asked: “Is this Australia’s ‘Martin Luther King moment’?” when Stan the Tanned Man gave a speech earlier this year to highlight the divide between Australia’s Aborigines and undeserving, genocidal White invaders.
Stan the Untanned Man flummed a white man's job at CNN
Perhaps not surprisingly so, the Turnbull Government asked Grant the Tanned Man to stand as a Liberal candidate, even though his message is against Liberal philosophy. Grant the Tanned Man confirmed he is "in conversations”.
And the Libs wonder why they are losing their base quicker than Stan the Tanned Man’s tan.
His argument breaks down when in his own words he cites that, “Aboriginal women are 30 times more likely to be hospitalised by domestic violence and Aboriginal children are nearly 10 times more likely to need removing from dangerous homes”.
Despite that we cruel “Whitie bastards” are providing $30 billion a year to help solve the self-induced problems they appear to have no intention to solve themselves.
Karla Grant (above, the Tanned man’s first wife). At least she hasn’t tried to bestride both culture camps as she continues as the anchorwoman of SBS’s “Living Black” program.
Stan the Tanned Man straddles both camps and partakes of the white culture that provided him with overpaid media positions only to use those positions to slam his white culture’s treatment of his black culture.
Perhaps it’s just me, but maybe others too have noted whenever a male person with a portion of Aboriginality reaches notoriety he goes searching for a thoroughly white partner as a token prize for his newfound notoriety, which is now more worthy than that of a lowly Lubra.
Adam Goodes after being named an ill-deserved Australian of the year, deserted Aboriginality and hooked up with and all-white Natalie Croker.
After AFL fame with the SA Crows, Eddie Betts deserted his Aboriginality and scored another all-white bird in Anna Scullie.
Stan the Tanned Man dumped his “boring” Aboriginal wife for current ABC radio girl Tracey Holmes. Karla Grant didn’t seem too disappointed and allowed their children to move into Tracey’s joint.
Ernie Dingo, after finding world fame in “Crocodile Dundee II” scored another all-white sheila in Sally Butler… the list is long and consistent and, risking racism, begs the question of Aboriginal commitment to culture.
Those unfortunate Aborigines who didn't reach notoriety are still at home belting the shit out of their Aboriginal wives and kids. Well, that is according to Stan the Tanned Man.
So, Stan the Tanned Man now calls Cook’s discovery of Australia a myth, demanding the inscription on his statue be changed from “discoverer” to something more akin to “invader”.
Cook was ten times the man that Stan the Tanned man can even aspire to be.
All I can say is that if Stan the Tanned Man is the best his Wiradjuri tribe can come up with, then Stan the Tanned Man should get down on his knees in front of Cook’s statue and thank him for his role in establishing European development in a brown wasteland that is now an industrial and agricultural garden of Eden where even a bloke like Stan the Tanned Man can find employment.
Stan the Tanned Man’s alternative would be that he still digs up yams for a feed and doesn’t dine with white sheilas at the Hilton with a few bottles of Grange.