SCOMO FAILS TO FLUSH MAL’S MESS!
Four-time Walkley Award winning political commentator and Churchill Fellow, has returned to the fray over concern that the integrity of news dissemination is continually being threatened by a partisan media.
When appointed to clean up a diarrhoeal disaster in a public latrine, the first thing to do is don some hazmat gear, flush the toilet and ask for a high-pressured fireman’s hose. PM Morrison appears to have simply changed the sign on the door to “unisex” and left.
He had two weeks to work out his new Cabinet and run it up the flag pole for a response. But ScoMo was so keen to get to the Sharks game he apparently only spent ten minutes deciding on a list of those who had graduated from the hard Left University of New South Wales and were best to run the country.
Oh dear, it won’t be long before another reshuffle.
We now know that our new PM is just the old one with a prayer and an arm-waving hymn book.
Airhead Marise Payne to Foreign Affairs?
Crumbs, she’s a dedicated Turnbull Republican who would be battling to find a foreign affair on death row in Afghanistan. Didn’t he notice her hair colour, when she explained: “If I want to be a conservative I will go to London and join the Conservative Party.” More suited in a junior jenny craig ministry.
Josh as Treasurer means he can get to Paris where the follies bergere is still high-kicking with no knickers at the renewable Red Windmill and where his NEG is still alive and kicking with it.
Dan Tehan to Education? (Whoever the f*** he is; I have no idea). Education was screaming for Tony Abbott who ScoMo dumped on with the help of the Stick Insect and Turnbull, so now ScoMo is next in line to be shat on by the fair dinkum Liberal electorate.
We wake up on Monday to the same unresolved Turnbull mess he himself designed on departure.
Dutton done like a dog's dinner
Turnbull was never going to go quietly. (How would you feel if you had kicked the can with almost $2 million to get re-elected by one seat only to discover the Party is about to dump you?) He mostly hid his fury except for recalcitrant media. But he repaid the Party in spades organising the demise of Dutton and the rise of ScoMo.
The Stick Insect petulantly moves to the back bench after only pulling 11 votes in the spill. She knows she was ruthlessly used to ensure Dutton’s downfall. But hey, at least she hasn’t got our thick cheque book now.
A penalty for all who had the temerity to oppose him.
The vindictive bastard Turnbull had ensured his style of Left wing “Liberalism” would prevail and his political partner Shorten would prevail.
In response to a tirade of criticism ScoMo has appointed Abbott to the non-ministerial role of “Special Envoy to the Prime Minister in indigenous affairs”, whatever that means.
But the road between Alice Springs and Darwin is littered with indigenous portfolio grave stones. It’s a no-win role for Abbott and only emphasises the enmity that remains between him and ScoMo.
Abbott should tell him to shove this “envoy” thing up his bum.
So here we go again… The Liberal Party is still going to be be trashed by its own Left in an effort to ensure Shorten can shit on us from a great height in The Lodge.
Perhaps if we can kill Turnbull a republic is the only answer to this endless malaise.