“REGRETTABLY MY SEARCH FOR A PARTNER HAS NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL...”
What! An attractive sheila like you, Anne?
Four-time Walkley Award winning political commentator and Churchill Fellow, has returned to the fray over concern that the integrity of news dissemination is continually being threatened by a partisan media.
Naturally I didn’t apply for the “partner’s” job after Ms Summers publicly said that I was responsible for Jill Meagher's rape and murder.
Ms Summers’ claim to fame was that she interviewed Julia Gillard after her political demise [it was as boring as batshit]. Both Gillard and Summers held me partly responsible for the death of dear Julia. [Now that’s an honour I was proud to accept.]
But poor Ms Summers’ media adventure has sunk like a lead balloon and she can’t work out why, as she explained in this baleful letter to her four or five followers:
I am writing to let you know that I am closing Anne Summers Reports and my Anne Summers Conversations events. Regrettably, my search for a partner has not been successful and we do not have the funds to be able to continue. (In fact, we are in debt.) [do you want Julia’s number, she is flush right now?]
“How could such a venture have failed, given the backing of the country’s most beloved figures and most powerful activists? [Beloved figures? WTF?]
“We presented the first interviews with Julia Gillard after she left the Prime Ministership, first at the Sydney Opera House on 30 September 2013 and the following night at Melbourne Town Hall. These became the events of the year [in her mind only], with thousands of people attending and hundreds of thousands more watching live on television.
[The real Ms Ann (no 'e') Summers runs UK lingerie parties.]
“The National Portrait Gallery acquired Peter Brew-Bevan’s brilliant portrait of former Prime Minister Julia Gillard which appeared on the cover of our July 2013 issue (which featured the last print interview Gillard gave as Prime Minister.) [Actually it wasn’t the last by a long shot but phew, thank Christ for that.]
“Actor Cate Blanchett generously gave ASR the rare opportunity to do a photoshoot… [Wow, and she rarely does photoshoots, eh?]
“Our December 2013 cover story on climate change, Countdown to Catastrophe. Happening. Here. Now by John Cook was selected to appear in The Best Australian Science Writing 2014 ... [Crikey, so she cannot understand why the sane majority believes it is a mad Left hoax?]
“How could there have not been an audience for covers like these?”
Well that’s easy to answer Anne dear, you are a boring old bat who is living in a time warp of feminist bullshit. If the Marxist ABC has given you the flick perhaps SBS can find something for you.
... I hear one of the cleaners has shot through.