NO-ONE GETS THINGS WRONG LIKE RICHO
We all know that the galah with a red bandana has had his head stuck in too many scrums but that bloke on SKY who, along with Ray Martin, socked millions into numbered Swiss accounts after Offset Alpine mysteriously went up in flames has had his head stuck in too many bottoms.
You can safely ignore the red bandana but why SKY persists with the other bloke is extraordinary. And how he has managed to stay out of jail is even more extraordinary.
You wouldn’t mind if the self-proclaimed numbers man, who is purposefully fed bullshit by his own Party because they detest him and see him as a traitor, got one prediction right once every couple of years or so, but this bloke is so consistently wrong you could make a fortune betting against everything he declares a certainty.
In February this year, “Abbott will be gone by Tuesday”.
Last week, “Dyson Heydon has no choice but to resign on Monday”.
“Andrew Wilkie will demolish Labor over poker-machine legislation”, (the opposite happened).
In October 2011 he said, “In ten months Labor’s gone”.
He also forecast Labor's downfall in December of the same year, February 2012, May 2012, August 2012, December 2012 and March 2013.
And of course none of his crazy global warming predictions have eventuated either.
It’s endless, and comical... his predilection for poll-chasing is proving a catastrophe because all the polls have also been wrong.
If this abusive little unhealthy bundle of blood pressure predicted the sun would rise tomorrow, I’d get up early to check.
I wish him well with treatment for an unusual form of cancer... but seriously, forget the chemo Richo, the best chance of a full recovery is to predict your imminent death.