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Friday, 15th December 2017

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Larry Pickering

Four-time Walkley Award winning political commentator and Churchill Fellow, has returned to the fray over concern that the integrity of news dissemination is continually being threatened by a partisan media.

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A PANTRY FAIRY?


Blimey, I was making some toast for brekky this morning and fetched some butter from the fridge and, as usual, everything fell out on to the floor. We have a large fridge but it never seems capable of coping with the leftovers and half empties.

That’s okay, I finally found the butter and went to get the peanut butter from the pantry.

Well, bloody hell, I’ve never seen such a tidy pantry... it was immaculate! Either someone got up during the night and gave it the best makeover imaginable or there is such a thing as a pantry fairy.

The missus doesn’t normally read my posts but she has a neighbour who reads them all. I suspect there has been some over-the-fence communication?

I haven’t brought this up because I really don’t know what to say... or whether I should say anything.

Any advice? This is sort of serious!



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Comments

Don't let the fairies take over Larry. lol

Well Larry, you might find out tonight whether you need your lawn mower or not.

Larry shut up and enjoy what you can!

You've been home invaded by a gay man, was there a quiche in the oven?

MikeO is just lost for words by the looks. Or maybe his finger is glued to the enter button

He can draw mine anytime if it suits ;-)

I think we shall call Larry's Pantry in this case........The Root Cellar.

Check for the man in the wardrobe.

Get even, clean out the fridge .

Where does this pot / butter live? Give it a place to live and make sure it goes back to where it lives. Works most of the time.

M husband and my son have the same ailment. They take something, anything, from a shelf in either the pantry or the fridge, use that item and return it to a completely different shelf. What the hell...? Larry, do my boys have a problem? Can you advise me? Or is this purely a male issue?

I'd go to the local hairdressers and say you'll sweep the floors if you can keep the hair.

Let me at that pantry Larry, I'll soon have it back to normal. Mounting a search party to find that tin of something I'm sure is here somewhere, etc, etc.

Put everything back where you found it.

I always use the following psychological trauma trigger.

People willingly had sex with Julia Gillard and Sarah Hansen-Young.

Larry,

After deep deliberation I have finally come to the conclusion, after reading

your " Pantry " story that you have been having un-controlled nighmares

featuring the irresistible Sarah Two Dads. I sincerely hope, you can

one day get over it. Only time will tell.

Your fridge needs cleaning, write another one about food hygiene and how a pristine fridge acts as an aphrodisiac.

The moslem story by Harry Richardson is unable to be accessed by me. I keep getting the warning .... line 72 .... and no story on the page. Glad I sent it on to friends this morning. Hope I sent me a copy.

I'll go with Dave OS Nigella Lawson would be my pick for an amazing pantry, the likes of which would only be found in Brazil.

I thought Mayvers peanut paste and other spreads were halal David of Sydney. I can't seem to post as a reply to you