The Pickering Post
Thursday, 21st February 2019

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Paul Zanetti

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The internecine warfare continues . . .

After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, "It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth, so I want you to kiss her." Adam answered, "Yes, Lord, but what is a 'kiss'?" The Lord gave a brief description to Adam, who then took Eve by the hand and led her to a nearby bush. A few minutes later, Adam emerged and said, "Thank you, Lord. That was enjoyable." And the Lord replied, "Yes, Adam, I thought you might enjoy that. Now I'd like you to caress Eve."And Adam said, "What is 'caress'?" So the Lord again gave Adam a brief description and Adam went behind the bush with Eve. Quite a few minutes later, Adam returned, smiling, and said, "Lord, that was even better than the kiss!" And the Lord said, "You've done well, Adam. Now I want you to make love to Eve."And Adam asked, "What is 'make love' Lord?" So the Lord again gave Adam directions and Adam went again to Eve behind the bush, but this time he reappeared in two seconds. And Adam said, "Lord, what is a 'headache'?"


...and the Lefties cannot see what moronic fools they're becoming. The West obviously has no problems with this shit being invented. They're losing any aspect of becoming "individuals". I stand out, no tatts, piercings, body mods, coloured hair, visit the butcher etc. I guess I'm the individual now!

Love it Paul. Thank you for your insight. Thank heavens biology is immutable when it comes to gender. As much as the alphabet brigade push their pathetic communist inspired agenda, there are only two sexes - yes, you guessed right. All the other gender bending crap comes from the minds of people who I tend to see as falling into one of these categories :
(a) drop-outs from heterosexual relationships which failed (however many times)
(b) hang-ups about sex
(c) need either a testosterone top-up or oestrogen top-up
(d) mentally or physically reside in a "celebrity bubble" where having a tug or poke with people of the same sex is a great high, especially when mixed zonked out on drugs for the fun of it....whoopppeeee!!!
(e) people who enjoy casual sex either way because it's fun and stimulates them in a myriad of ways
(f) have joined a political or social group where the latest “…must change society…” doctrine which opposes and blames conservatives and democracy for all the ills of the world
(g) are latte sipping, inner-city, Greens-or-Labor voting drop-kicks
(h) any other categories which I can’t think of at this early hour of the morning….

What ! No lentils ?

The one with the yellow top was certainly born a female - has CBH - and the other one (I just know) has that voice that makes you want to puke. Both ugly, soft, and incredibly boring. You're spot on again, Paul.

I was visiting Melbourne CBD yesterday and be sure the cartoon accurately represents a significant portion of the population; fat, soft, doughy eunuchs and feminists occupy the sidewalk and the shopping strips, real men are a dying breed. If we have to rely on the general population to defend the nation we're phucked!

Paul's just being kind to the intellectually challenged.

Chris, in a modern totally inclusive household, wouldn't that be a bloke?

Don't forget the kale.

Spot on!

Hahaha, the cult of the ugly.


There’ll be no nuts in that hotpot.

Spot on Paul, you're on fire.
I can see 1siders cartoon section giving you a run ... Maybe.

Even in cartoon form, the material and subject matter is gut turning.
An emotional that's art !

We lets these freaks in the door. The joke is on us.

She is actually him and him is her.

The misfits and ratbags in our society are not part of my list of friends or associates, now or ever will be.