The Pickering Post
Wednesday, 12th December 2018

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Paul Zanetti

Paul Zanetti is a Walkley award winning syndicated cartoonist with over 30 years in the media. He blogs at



God only knows. It I think. Not even a real human

What's the current situation re the rape charges against a nameless senior Labar politician? It all seems to have gone so far to the back burner, it's off the stove completely.

At very least, Keating wasn't a lawyer like Billy Boy..

He is only preaching to the converted. No one with any real sense takes notice of people like. He sprouted some words and provided no evidence to support his claims, as per usual.

I guess we should be grateful he didn't take his lines from a movie, although it would be great if he recalled the words of JFK, 'think not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country'. Typically, Labor and their supporters manage to twist those words.

Remember ET? Well, what is the difference between ET and a New Zealander? ET went back home...

Should be Bill Ludwig with his hand up Shortens arse!!! He's the true leader of the Labor party, having had Gillard and now Shorten installed as leaders!!Shorten is a gutless thug! The recent tactics employed against TA and the female members of the coalition along with the scumbag attacks on Abbotts family have his finger prints all over it, along with Macturd! His silence on the issue shows he is involved! imagine if the shoe was on the other foot! Neither Rudd nor Gillard were ever treated as poorly, despite their sooking! They were never subjected to physical abuse nor the constant verbal barrage. Look at the treatment of Kathy Jackson by Shorten! The man is a pathetic little scum bag, does not deserve his position in parliament, Gid help us if he was ever to make PM!

Shorten isn't fit to clean Keating's boots. I couldn't stand the sod but when he was in parliament he friggin ruled the place,Shorten reminds me of one of those little yappin Mexican lap dogs all bloody noise no bite.

Interesting question time the other day when Abbott asked Shorten if he had any ideas on how to overcome the debt level and all Shorten could do was to spin his chair from side to side and not reply .

Didn't see his lips move?????

Whilst we are talking (no pun) about ventriloquists ..........

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small bowling club in western Sydney.

With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde Labor voter in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting –

"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes !. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way ? What does the colour of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being ?
It's idiots like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as a person !! Arseholes like you, and your kind, continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, and all in the name of would-be humour !! "

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells –
"You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little shit on your knee".

Two dummies for the price of one... Dumb and dumber...

top one, Paul. I didn't listen because my dogs nails needed clipping and I had to prioritise. I don't know what he said, but whatever BullShiten said there was never any risk that it would be his own work and whatever he said I'm sure I disagree with it...

I didn't hear a "bloody" thing about his reply. Can't have been too important.

Strange how the media just papered over the budget reply and the turtle person's press conference. Nothing could be scraped together from either, to put into the news.

Smiles, for someone that doesn`t watch TV.. I mustn`t be missing much Mr Pauly Z*, so thank`s for the insight:)) you share. Perhaps if things are so bad in Australia he should think about staying in NZ. Isn't he from there anyway?

I doubt BS would have had much of a career as an actor, he's not that convincing in delivering his lines. Not sure his memory would be up for lengthy works either.

Brilliant!!! One of your best.

Maybe Shorten just likes having Keating's hand up his bum