The mastermind of our broken borders, one K. Rudd, is not the most diplomatic of diplomats, yet on Thursday he will take Julia’s VIP jet to Indonesia in an attempt fix a problem that is, to him, no more than an electoral liability.
Okay, so what! Not all Muslims are terrorists but all terrorists are... oops I’d better not be politically incorrect. Anyway there are enough of them (Muslims I mean, not terrorists) here now to warrant Parliamentary representation. No big deal.
The Fairfax pro-Julia juggernaut has already started to leak the more nefarious of Kevin Rudd’s personality weaknesses. And there are plenty yet to be disclosed.
One had an expensive watch (it may have been a copy) another was speaking fluent English. None seemed underfed and two were definitely overfed. Persecuted refugees? I couldn’t see how that could be true. These blokes were Iranian.
Only the Labor Party, it seems, would consider replacing a hopeless leader like Rudd with a hopeless leader like Julia and, in desperation, then replace a hopeless leader like Julia with the original hopeless leader, Rudd. Crumbs!
I received a call from the Brisbane Courier mail, “Larry Pickering? Anne Summers says people like you are responsible for Jill Meagher’s rape and murder, do you have a reply to that?” They couldn’t print my reply.
I was wrong when I said that even the union factions wouldn’t be stupid enough to install Kev again! But they were stupid enough, and we watched it all unfold. The AWU’s Bill Shorten, (Big Bill Ludwig’s apprentice) held enough faction votes in his hot little hand to ensure Rudd got the nod.
If you want to know what’s happening in Canberra, get to know the Comcar drivers. In my time in the fishbowl I found they were the best source of intel, both juicy and substantial.
First she needs to accept her salad days of socialism are over, terminally banished to supersede Whitlam in shameful pages of school history books. Julia could readily choose a number of humane methods for her demise:
Any doubt as to where ‘The Age’ places itself in the political spectrum is lost in its blind and embittered editorial this morning: A tearful entreaty for Gillard to stand down so that Abbott may not take the reins of Government.
“Shorten left out of the Gillard loop”, screamed ‘The Australian’ this morning. “Hmmm”, I thought, “Gillard’s loop? What the hell would Shorten be doing in Gillard’s loop anyway?” He’s an ambitious little loner with a blue tie!