While we watch Wimbledon tonight, members of the ISIS will be stopping vehicles on the road to Mosul to determine if the occupants are Sunni or Shia. A series of questions will be asked on the Koran, and if those answers indicate they are of the Shia tribe, each will be gunned down and beheaded separately in front of the others.
The wife of the prophet Mohammed was a 6 year-old girl, A’isha… she, herself, is quoted in Sahih, Book 008, Number 3310:
A report out of Canberra today insists Clive forked out $200,000 to have Al Gore pretend he supported Clive’s carbon tax policy. To be honest that Canberra report is the only thing that makes sense of a very unusual Press conference and one of the craziest spectacles yet pulled by Clive. Is Gore that much of a whore?
It has taken journalists to be jailed, Australians fighting for overseas terrorist groups, multiple gang rapes, narcotics killings and shootouts in our major cities, sexual abuse and disfigurement of prepubescent girls, kidnapping of hundreds of schoolgirls and supermarket bombings in Africa, tens of thousands of decapitations and 52 million displaced persons world-wide before our media has finally accepted there’s a slight problem with the perpetrators... Muslims.
The ABC’s government-imposed efficiency audit may have recommended even further cuts to the imperious broadcaster but one thing is certain: No cuts will be made to the wages of its 4,700 employees who account for half its fat budget of over $1 billion.
The Egyptian judiciary’s appalling decision to sentence Peter Greste and others to seven years’ jail will be overturned and any appeals process will only delay the inevitable and give implied legitimacy to a corrupt judicial process that denies logic.
While the ABC and Fairfax goad Tony Abbott to call a double dissolution, the Greens are salivating at the very thought because they could spend the next six years with the balance of power. If Abbott did pull the DD trigger he would shoot himself and Labor in the foot.
Zacky Mallah, who has been radicalised right here where he was born, may spend up to 20 years in jail being unradicalised by a few tattooed Aussie inmates.
Wow, that’s a shocking statistic. But 51 million? Blimey, that’s twice the population of Australia! And you can add another quarter million to account for those poor buggers currently streaming out of Iraq.
While the Arab League is preoccupied over whether Julie Bishop will refer to East Jerusalem as Occupied (noun) or occupied (adjective) the terrorists storm on their killing spree south to Baghdad.