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Wednesday, 17th October 2018

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Larry Pickering

Larry Pickering

Four-time Walkley Award winning political commentator and Churchill Fellow, has returned to the fray over concern that the integrity of news dissemination is continually being threatened by a partisan media.

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SO YOU FEEL LIKE A WOMAN?

…go for it!

Some time ago a macho friend of mine had a popular macho TV show. Funnily enough he used to become a woman in his private time. It took me a while to get used to the transition as he displayed impeccable makeup and fastidiously applied nail polish.


STOP PLAYING GOD WITH OUR MONEY Mr TURNBULL AND LET THE CROWN OF THORNS DO ITS JOB

When blokes get rich and successful they always pivot in later life to support social issues to cleanse their souls of the sins committed in attaining their riches. Turnbull is one of those blokes, and the Crown of Thorns starfish is his “social” target this time. He intends to spend $60 million that will only interfere with, and displace, the natural order on the Reef.



TRUMP HAD NO INTENTION TO DEPORT “DREAMERS”

And the Dems had no intention to allow him that bargaining chip to get his wall, ban chain migration and stop Obama's crazy lottery visas. But although a decision on the Dreamers (DACA) was not due until March this year the Senate Dems and a few Republicans decided it was a contest to see who blinked first in the race to deny the Government funding beyond last Friday. Yawn… it’s about as exciting as an Aussie soccer game because actually no-one blinked first.


SOUTH AUSTRALIA ABOUT TO BE HISTORICALLY AND ENERGETICALLY HAMMERED

Not only is the broken State broke, but unemployment has risen almost 30 per cent since 2002 with rental accommodation jumping 60 per cent and State GDP at almost 20 per cent lower than the national average. Apart from the poverty index and recent energy costs that have risen 150 per cent, there is one consistent factor in SA’s demise… it has had a succession of Labor Governments since long before the despicable homosexual/paedophile, Don Dunstan, right up until Penny Wong’s former partner and mentally retarded little switch hitter, Jay Weatherill.


DNC LANGUAGE IS NOT VERY PRETTY EITHER

The “F” and “C” bombs are a regular and accepted part of the Democratic vernacular. Here’s just one of Hillary Clinton’s regular outbursts, recorded when speaking to one of her entourage: "Stay the fuck back, stay the fuck back away from me! Don’t come within ten yards of me or else! Just fucking do as I say, Okay?... Where’s the miserable cocksucker now?" And when husband Bill was speaking to a female supporter she screamed this: "Come on, Bill, put your dick away! You can’t fuck her here!"… yet the pious Dems are now preparing to censure the Donald over HIS potty mouth!


ENOUGH! LET’S MAKE 2018 THE YEAR OF THE WHITE BLOKE

Don’t know about you blokes but I’m feeling very insecure with all these feminists claiming superiority over us. I mean Christ, after eight years of Obama and Hillary you’d reckon anyone who has a slight sun tan or sits down to have a leak could never be considered a Presidential candidate, but now we have Oprah of all people as a proposed Democratic frontrunner.


TRUMP CAUGHT TRUTHING AGAIN!


BOMBER THOMPSON IS THE COKEHEAD BUT IT’S THE AFL THAT SHOULD BE IN GAOL!

After four years of investigations and legal proceedings by ASADA, 34 players at Essendon were found guilty of using banned peptides. But Thompson’s arrest is not about peptides, not this time, it’s about trafficking in cocaine, ecstasy and methamphetamines, with the alleged participation of bikies.


I'm being invaded... see ya in a few days


MENTAL HEALTH THE TERRORIST’S NEW REFUGE

The “get out of jail free” card of mental health is also used widely in sport where popular AFL and NRL icons can opt for a short period of mental recuperation rather than years out of the sport on drug charges.


WE NEED TO GET MORE AUSSIE WOMEN PREGNANT

…or foster more foreign babies

The baby boom of the sixties saw women on average bearing 3.5 babies but now that figure has dropped to an appalling 1.4 babies. Australia needs 2.2 babies from every fertile woman or it will devolve into a third world economy.


MERRY XMAS OR HAPPY HOLIDAYS

…what’s the bloody difference?

The far Left clearly wants all reference to Christmas abolished. Okay, so they don’t believe in Christ, so what, Merry Christmas has nothing to do with Christ or Mass for that matter, and to be traditionally merry is to be stone drunk.


ABBOTT 0, GILLARD 1

RC into child and Abbott abuse

When your political opponent looks at his watch when you’re speaking and you are a dumb red-head who can’t match him verbally, there is always a Royal Commission into child abuse to target his hallowed institution of Catholicism. It’s only a few hundred million bucks but it strikes a dagger in his heart, and it’s payback in spades.



THE BRAZILIAN BEAVERS BARE THEIR TEETH

Worried about your opponent in an election? Okay, simply arrange for a few sheilas to accuse him of molestation 40 odd years ago, and as Hillary said, those women should be believed!


DASTYARI DONE LIKE A DOG’S DINNER

… but not ‘til after Bennelong

“Why are you staring at my breasts Bill?” asked Kristina Keneally at a meeting with Sam Dastyari and Bill Shorten. “Look, we want you to stand in Bennelong against Alexander”, said Bill. “Get your hands off it boys, I’m doing okay at Sky, sort of. And what if I didn’t win, I couldn’t go back to my job at Sky!


TAKE MY WIFE!


SHEILAS SHOULD STOP THE BULLSHIT

Ever wondered why there are more women than men (there always have been)? The reasons are manifold but mainly it is because historically it was only men who went to wars, it was only the men who were killed.


LABOR'S LITANY OF SHORTEN LIES

Oh, just pass this Bill first and we will ensure the needed amendments are passed later. A LIE! Today when many reasonable amendments were suggested on each occasion they were thrown out. The Labor Party said that their Members would have a free vote as did the Coalition assure their Members. A LIE! Each time failed lawyer Dreyfus approached the dispatch box he said, "Labor is not voting for this amendment". Clearly Labor voted as one against all amendments.

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