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Tuesday, 22nd August 2017

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ARMED CONFLICT WITH INDONESIA

... I don't think so

No-one dares mention the possibility of a military conflict with Indonesia, it’s a taboo subject, but many have wondered, “what if”. How would Australia fare in a war with the most populous Islamic nation on earth? A nation with ten times our population and a GDP rate approaching that of China’s?



ABBOTT MUST SAY SORRY?

... for fucking what!

If four years for murder in Australia seems a little unjust, for one moment consider Indonesian justice. This man is Iraqi, Abu Saleh (AKA, Hussain Hamid Abudi) the face of evil.


THE GUARDIAN JOINS ABC TO CRIPPLE ABBOTT



INDONESIA'S FAKE OFFENCE

Rupert Murdoch knew as much about his employees’ phone hacking as did Kevin Rudd about ASIO’s. Phone tapping is disclosed only on a need-to-know basis and the boss has no need to know. In fact it’s important that he doesn’t know.


Typhoons and Carbon Taxes



BE NICE TO YOUR HOSTS

If Kevin Rudd had won the last election I would have been inclined to pack up and move to... um, let’s see. Iran sounds ok. It’s modern and it seems to be moving away from the extremes of Islamic law.



ANTHROPOGENIC WARMING?

... it's a load of old fish droppings

The ABC’s school science program has recruited Dr (funny shirts) Karl to enlighten kids to the perils of global warming and the evils of scepticism.


Dear Uncle Kev,

I was really upset to see you crying and I just want to let you know that a lot of people were crying with you. Even my Great Aunt Mavis was crying, because her hip replacement ball thing fell out.


CAPTAIN CHAOS LEAVES SHORTEN IN THE SHIT

Although the ALP is exhaling in relief at Kevin Rudd’s departure, it will be a short-lived respite, as Kev is now set to cause further havoc from the grave. A by-election in the seat of Griffith is something the hapless Shorten needs like a hole in his ample head.



WE WILL MISS YOU UNCLE KEV...

It's difficult to find words that aptly describe your momentous contribution to Australia's political scene. But I will try.


BRONWYN NOT WELCOME IN PARTY ROOM

Fancy being honoured with the position of Speaker only to be told you are no longer welcome in the Party room! But our Aunty Bronnie intends to attend... just not to tactics meetings, that's all.


TWO BISHOPS, AN ABBOTT AND THE DEVIL

Bronwyn Bishop, today elected as Speaker of the House, is one of the more respected MPs with a history of dedicated service and an angelic grandma persona.


Rugby League and Australia's first suicide bomber

It’s only a matter of time. There will be an Islamic All Stars Rugby League round. For those, like me, who have a sense of humour, it will probably be squashed in between the Gay Appreciation week and Sorry For Anything That Christianity Has Ever Done decade.


The Climate See-saw

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