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Wednesday, 19th December 2018

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Steal my wife...



WHY THE CO-PAYMENT CAN'T BE LESS

Joe Hockey’s attempt to minimise flak from a proposed co-payment by limiting it to seven dollars will prove pointless. Around 35% of a budget for each new Government “initiative” is usurped by administration costs and that 35% component rises exponentially with a falling return.


SOMEBODY GROW SOME BALLS ...please!

Over the past few days we have had a boatload of supposed asylum seekers supposedly from “India”, but really from “Sri Lanka”, and the people who knew more about it than anyone else were members of the Greens, the ALP and immigration “activist” Ian Rintool... now I am as cranky as all hell!


WHAT SENT CLIVE GREY?

There is no more dangerous path to tread than to be an enemy of both major Parties... and Clive Palmer is certainly that. For the moment he has effectively become the Federal Government, as he said he would.



MALCOLM NO LONGER IN THE MIDDLE

... in fact, he is well on the outer!

‘The Australian’ reported this morning that former Liberal Party deputy leader, Neil Brown QC, and The Australian’s columnist, Janet Albrechtsen, have been appointed to the, "Independent Nominations Panel" overseeing Board positions at the ABC and SBS.


Death by Delay

“The difference between taking a part of my life, and taking my whole life, is just a matter of degree.”, Anon


ABC, FAIRFAX DESPERATE TO BREAK MORRISON'S BOAT RECORD

Reports last week that 153 “refugees” had departed from India and were heading for Australia proved incorrect. “We know what an Indian boat looks like”, said a regular contact of Pickering Post’s. It was also reported there was a water shortage and sick children were aboard who were vomiting. These reports have since been proved false.



WHAT POINT IS THERE IN HANGING A DEAD MAN?

Judicial penalties should reflect societal values and are usually imposed in the context of the time that the crime was committed and the crimes of Rolf Harris were committed from the 60s to the early 80s.


THAT'S NOT A RACQUET, IT'S A WAND!

Early this morning I yelled upstairs to the missus, “Get down here, there’s some history happening.” I actually wanted her to make a cuppa, ‘cos she isn’t really into sport and there was no way I was leaving the TV. She didn’t come down.


ROLF'S LAST CURTAIN CALL

I don’t believe he is in any sense a paedophile. Rolf Harris is just a dirty old man. He is a talented octogenarian from another age where girls learnt to fend for themselves. Under the shadow of a despicable Jimmy Savile and in a climate of paedophile purges, he was always a gonner.


HOW TIM CARMODY GOT THE PLUM QLD CHIEF JUSTICE JOB

Campbell Newman’s leap from Mayor to Premier was an indication of the LNP’s shallow talent pool rather than an indication of Newman’s ability.



THE ROAD TO DAMASCUS WAS BLOCKED

...so we took the road to Mosul

While we watch Wimbledon tonight, members of the ISIS will be stopping vehicles on the road to Mosul to determine if the occupants are Sunni or Shia. A series of questions will be asked on the Koran, and if those answers indicate they are of the Shia tribe, each will be gunned down and beheaded separately in front of the others.


OK TO QUOTE THE BIBLE, SMITHY

... but not the Koran

The wife of the prophet Mohammed was a 6 year-old girl, A’isha… she, herself, is quoted in Sahih, Book 008, Number 3310:


Wild animals don’t kill other wild animals for fun... but this wild animal does


Jeeeesus again!


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