The moment Bob Such called in sick, the man with the dead eyes, Jay Weatherill, raced round to the other Independent Geoff Brock’s joint with his favourite Scotch to offer him a deal he couldn’t refuse.
Prior to the 2010 election Labor said there would be no carbon tax, but there was. Prior to the 2013 election Labor said there would be no carbon tax, but there is. Tony Abbott promised there would be no carbon tax but Labor, having lost the election, now insists there should be! Crumbs! Are you following this?
An Australian Prime Minister is not asked to make a Parliamentary statement on two pieces of flotsam in the Southern Ocean unless further critical information is being purposefully withheld from incompetent Malaysian officials.
Benny was an orphan and was relentlessly abused at a Mittagong facility for boys. By the time he reached his teens he was going from gaol to gaol becoming feloniously smarter with each move.
We are now closer to World War III than at any time since 1945 and, if perchance the missing Malaysian flight is in any way a factor in that horrific forecast, then we should rightly be fearful of the fools in charge of world peace: Vice President Biden, Secretary of State Kerry and President Obama.
What the hell is the go with sentences handed down to kiddy fiddlers? Obviously this has been brought into focus with the Daniel Morcombe case, for which the substantive sentence was murder.
Under normal circumstances, Assistant Treasurer Arthur Sinodinos would cop a pink slip when he arrives for work this morning. Instead PM Abbott will utter the usual defence of “a presumption of innocence” and all that guff.
A month ago an arsonist lit a bush-fire that spread into the Morwell open cut coal mine in Victoria. Residents of the nearby town lived for weeks in choking polluted air.
When the Dutch first sighted the South Australian coastline in 1626, they sailed straight past it. Did the Dutch know something we didn’t? South Australia might share a border with all other States, but it certainly doesn’t share their political philosophies... it has been the problem child State since Federation.