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Sunday, 22nd October 2017

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Death by Delay

“The difference between taking a part of my life, and taking my whole life, is just a matter of degree.”, Anon


ABC, FAIRFAX DESPERATE TO BREAK MORRISON'S BOAT RECORD

Reports last week that 153 “refugees” had departed from India and were heading for Australia proved incorrect. “We know what an Indian boat looks like”, said a regular contact of Pickering Post’s. It was also reported there was a water shortage and sick children were aboard who were vomiting. These reports have since been proved false.



WHAT POINT IS THERE IN HANGING A DEAD MAN?

Judicial penalties should reflect societal values and are usually imposed in the context of the time that the crime was committed and the crimes of Rolf Harris were committed from the 60s to the early 80s.


THAT'S NOT A RACQUET, IT'S A WAND!

Early this morning I yelled upstairs to the missus, “Get down here, there’s some history happening.” I actually wanted her to make a cuppa, ‘cos she isn’t really into sport and there was no way I was leaving the TV. She didn’t come down.


ROLF'S LAST CURTAIN CALL

I don’t believe he is in any sense a paedophile. Rolf Harris is just a dirty old man. He is a talented octogenarian from another age where girls learnt to fend for themselves. Under the shadow of a despicable Jimmy Savile and in a climate of paedophile purges, he was always a gonner.


HOW TIM CARMODY GOT THE PLUM QLD CHIEF JUSTICE JOB

Campbell Newman’s leap from Mayor to Premier was an indication of the LNP’s shallow talent pool rather than an indication of Newman’s ability.



THE ROAD TO DAMASCUS WAS BLOCKED

...so we took the road to Mosul

While we watch Wimbledon tonight, members of the ISIS will be stopping vehicles on the road to Mosul to determine if the occupants are Sunni or Shia. A series of questions will be asked on the Koran, and if those answers indicate they are of the Shia tribe, each will be gunned down and beheaded separately in front of the others.


OK TO QUOTE THE BIBLE, SMITHY

... but not the Koran

The wife of the prophet Mohammed was a 6 year-old girl, A’isha… she, herself, is quoted in Sahih, Book 008, Number 3310:


Wild animals don’t kill other wild animals for fun... but this wild animal does


Jeeeesus again!



Jeeeesus!


HOW MUCH DOES IT COST TO DANCE WITH THE DEVIL?

A report out of Canberra today insists Clive forked out $200,000 to have Al Gore pretend he supported Clive’s carbon tax policy. To be honest that Canberra report is the only thing that makes sense of a very unusual Press conference and one of the craziest spectacles yet pulled by Clive. Is Gore that much of a whore?


CARBON TAX REPEAL GETS OXYGEN FROM CLIVE

Clive has just announced to the media he and Tony have had a very 'constructive meeting' in abolishing Labor's carbon tax."I think we can work out a solution on the carbon tax. I think we can reduce electricity prices for all Australians," said a beaming Clive.


TIME TO GET TOUGH ON TERRORISM

...or is it already too late?

It has taken journalists to be jailed, Australians fighting for overseas terrorist groups, multiple gang rapes, narcotics killings and shootouts in our major cities, sexual abuse and disfigurement of prepubescent girls, kidnapping of hundreds of schoolgirls and supermarket bombings in Africa, tens of thousands of decapitations and 52 million displaced persons world-wide before our media has finally accepted there’s a slight problem with the perpetrators... Muslims.


ABC PAY FOR VIEW?

... okay, but who's paying?

I opened my copy of this morning’s Oz newspaper to be greeted with this headline: “Allow ABC to charge for content”. Well, my immediate reaction was, “Bloody Palmer, that moron, just another of his hare-brained ideas”. But hey! I was completely off base, it was some committee’s recommendation. “Savings and revenue stream options.”


GREENS STILL DON'T GET IT... trees are a renewable resource


Never-Ending Green Disasters

Newton’s 3rd law of motion, if applied to bureaucracy, would state: “Whenever politicians attempt to force change on a market, the long-term results will be equal and opposite to those intended”.This law explains the never-ending Green energy policy disasters.

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