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Tuesday, 21st August 2018

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Dear Mr Turnbull,

I do try to keep up with the political things but I guess my teacher was right when she told me I was a very confused little girl. You see, I followed Mr Barnaby’s sexting thing and I felt so sorry for why all his friends were saying he was an awful man.



SO DELIVER US FROM EVIL, FOR THINE IS THE KINGDOM, THE POWER AND THE GLORY,

… that’s if you want it!

Come on you NATs, not one of you can stand the bloke. He stands for everything you stand against. Your heart is still with Barnaby, your reason is with Christiansen and you will only ever get one chance at redemption for all Aussies. Just do it… and you will never be electorally forgotten.



BLOKES STAND ACCUSED OF DISPLAYING AN INTEREST

... but by whom?

Labor and the Greens are spitting chips in Senate Estimates over the name of Barnaby Joyce’s accuser being disclosed. A WA woman, Catherine Marriott, has accused him of sexual harassment. To avoid further media scrutiny Barnaby has wisely referred the complaint to the police.


IMMIGRATION PROVES HOW FAR LIBS HAVE LEANT LEFT

Oh, the consistent crescendo of each of Turnbull’s foot soldiers when told to respond to Abbott’s call for a temporary halving of immigration. No deviation from the damning script by any of the front Bench as they denounced Abbott as a Barbaric Philistine of modern day economics. Actually Abbott’s suggestion was quite cultured.



Great to see Outsiders agree



BARNABY 0, MEDIA 1


THERE'S SOMETHING AFOOT AHEAD

I think I’ve been here before… an ex-PM has disinterred himself and is kicking the crap out of adjacent headstones. A deputy PM has been disowned by his WA NAT members and there’s a brand new sexual harassment allegation coming from, guess where? Yeah yeah, WA of course. There is blood and guts in the water and a feeding frenzy is about to erupt.


The spectre of the “stolen generation” is stopping rape reports of Aboriginal kids

It took 48 hours before media disclosed it was an adult Aborigine who raped that two year old girl in Tennant Creek. Naturally most people already thought it may have been, but it shows media's reluctance to risk claims of racism. And in this case a representative of “Territory Families” who received 21 warnings about this group of Aborigines said, "they (the warnings) were not substantial enough to take the child out of this household and away from the mother." Not substantial enough


Planned Power Chaos

Seven Australian governments have made a mis-planned mess of Australia’s electricity industry. The federal government now plans to add more toxins to the mess – “five-year targets to cut emissions.”


HOW BARNABY COULD SAVE US FROM THIS PUTRID BILLABONG

The next NATs' Party meeting could set Australia back on track by deciding to reverse what Turnbull tried to do to them. Turnbull made no secret of the fact he was trying to get the NATs to sack Barnaby. Well, that's heresy and guess what, as I have been saying from day one, Barnaby is going nowhere, it’s Turnbull who should be worried.


LEFT SHOWS ITS CARBON COPIES OF BARNABY… and media go AWOL



NEITHER TURNBULL NOR MORRISON COULD GET A STRAY ROOT IN A MILE OF MANGROVES

So why are we listening to their nonsense about forbidden bonking. “You shouldn’t sleep with your staff. It’s a bad practice”, explained Morrison, when feverishly supporting Turnbull’s school teacher comments about stray rooting.


TRIBALISM IS KILLING MULTICULTURALISM

The word “Multiculturalism” may be a recent innovation in the English language. The concept however goes back a long way. Multiculturalism is in fact just a rebranded form of tribalism. For most of human existence, tribalism has been the default human condition. We are tribal by nature. If you have any doubts about that fact, then go to an English soccer match, that’s a lesson in anthropology you won’t forget in a hurry.



MAL RIPS BARNEY A NEW ONE!

... but how short is his memory?

Hang on a sec. Mal has known of Barnaby’s “shocking, disgraceful, shameful” affair, as he puts it, for 12 months. So what about the bonhomie, best-buddy, backslapping performance of Mal while celebrating Barney’s New England win for the Coalition at Tamworth Leagues Club a few weeks back?

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