Clive has just announced to the media he and Tony have had a very 'constructive meeting' in abolishing Labor's carbon tax."I think we can work out a solution on the carbon tax. I think we can reduce electricity prices for all Australians," said a beaming Clive.
It has taken journalists to be jailed, Australians fighting for overseas terrorist groups, multiple gang rapes, narcotics killings and shootouts in our major cities, sexual abuse and disfigurement of prepubescent girls, kidnapping of hundreds of schoolgirls and supermarket bombings in Africa, tens of thousands of decapitations and 52 million displaced persons world-wide before our media has finally accepted there’s a slight problem with the perpetrators... Muslims.
I opened my copy of this morning’s Oz newspaper to be greeted with this headline: “Allow ABC to charge for content”. Well, my immediate reaction was, “Bloody Palmer, that moron, just another of his hare-brained ideas”. But hey! I was completely off base, it was some committee’s recommendation. “Savings and revenue stream options.”
Newton’s 3rd law of motion, if applied to bureaucracy, would state: “Whenever politicians attempt to force change on a market, the long-term results will be equal and opposite to those intended”.This law explains the never-ending Green energy policy disasters.
The ABC’s government-imposed efficiency audit may have recommended even further cuts to the imperious broadcaster but one thing is certain: No cuts will be made to the wages of its 4,700 employees who account for half its fat budget of over $1 billion.
The Egyptian judiciary’s appalling decision to sentence Peter Greste and others to seven years’ jail will be overturned and any appeals process will only delay the inevitable and give implied legitimacy to a corrupt judicial process that denies logic.
While the ABC and Fairfax goad Tony Abbott to call a double dissolution, the Greens are salivating at the very thought because they could spend the next six years with the balance of power. If Abbott did pull the DD trigger he would shoot himself and Labor in the foot.
Zacky Mallah, who has been radicalised right here where he was born, may spend up to 20 years in jail being unradicalised by a few tattooed Aussie inmates.
Wow, that’s a shocking statistic. But 51 million? Blimey, that’s twice the population of Australia! And you can add another quarter million to account for those poor buggers currently streaming out of Iraq.
While the Arab League is preoccupied over whether Julie Bishop will refer to East Jerusalem as Occupied (noun) or occupied (adjective) the terrorists storm on their killing spree south to Baghdad.
Sea levels have been rising and falling without any help from humans for as long as Earth’s oceans have existed.
Last night for homework we had to do a short essay on our pets. I was very proud of my story even tho' it was a bit sad. This was my essay: