I know you are the Prime Minster so I think you can help me. My teacher says that I can be a boy if I want to, but I and my girlfriends are happy being girls. The trouble is that all the boys in sixth grade want to be girls during play lunch so they can get to use our toilets. Then after play lunch, they want to be boys again so they can talk all about us girls. It's really embarrassing, Mr Turnbull.
Never before in recorded history have so many people migrated into another country without first securing a military victory. I’m not talking about the normal movement of a few traders or diplomats, or the occasional adventurous soul wanting to try something different. Since WW2, mass immigration from the third world has transformed Western nations, and not always in a way that the majority is comfortable with.
The media has taken a sharp turn further to the Left now that the Don is looking a chance, and if the FBI had not been thoroughly corrupted by this Administration Hillary would be behind bars. Destroying subpoenaed material is a serious criminal offence that has been inexplicably ignored by current FBI Director, James Comey, despite the fact he admitted the offence had occurred.
I have envied so many genuine partnerships where marriage was never given a second thought. That is until something triggered a sudden urge to be hitched, it may have been parental or even peer pressure, but married they got... and only then did their troubles start.
Reddit Posts By Hillary's IT guy proves she ordered emails to be stripped! Twitter users have discovered a startling revelation after the user name of Hillary Clinton's IT specialist, Paul Combetta was traced. The computer specialist was given immunity by the U.S. Department of Justice (DoJ) when news broke that he had deleted Clinton's emails from her private server.
The lunatic Left springs to Islam’s defence with excuses like, “that bomber must have been a radicalised lone wolf”. “Radicalised” means someone else must have corrupted the poor little bearded bastard. “Lone wolf” means the heinous act he committed is an isolated one and has no relationship to Islam in general. Bloody hell! Please tell me they’re all kidding.
New York city Mayor, Democrat and dickhead, Bill de Blasio has decided that Manhattan’s West 23rd Street bomb has no obvious connection to terrorism and that it was apparently “intentional”. “Here is what we know", he said: "It was intentional, it was a violent act, it was certainly a criminal act, it was a bombing — that’s what we know.” Crumbs, he has a mind like a steel trap!
Even the loyal “Friends of the ABC” would admit to the outrageous Left bias displayed by the public broadcaster... perhaps not, but they would have to admit to the fact that changes must be made, as they are about to be made to the BBC, now that the Brits have decided to leave the EU.
I made an incredible discovery when I was in kindy, I figured out a whole new way to argue. It was awesome. All you had to do was to stick fingers in ears and keep yelling “I CAN'T HEAR YOU” over and over. It worked like a charm, I never lost an argument – until I tried it on dad.
The rolling eyes of the Left and the Greens’ juvenile walkout won’t change the fact that a discussion must be held on Islam, not Muslims, Islam, and Pauline clearly made the distinction. But, as she explained, Australian Muslims must be involved to a greater extent than they have been. Parliamentarians as a whole have no concept of Islam... they have decided Islam is an untouchable religion.
As sure as “The Bulletin” died a sudden death with Kerry Packer so too will die “The Australian” with the death of Rupert Murdoch. They may be on borrowed time but journalists should never reveal their sources or confidences. They should rightly go to jail rather than do so. So when a former editor of a national daily broadsheet like “The Australian” spills his guts to eager TV hosts he is playing the last post for the Press.
At the moment it’s something like “Do you agree to the marriage Act being changed to allow same sex couples to be married?” Sounds pretty reasonable eh? I mean who could possibly object to that? Unfortunately the gay Left intends changing far more than that. And if the “No” case is presented truthfully the plebiscite hasn’t got a snowflake’s chance in hell.
Fifteen of the 9/11 terrorists were al-Qaeda Saudis. Osama Bin Laden was, and still is, a favourite son of the Saudis, the Taliban is still supported by, and is indeed a creation of, the Saudis, ISIS has had substantial monetary and idealistic support from the Saudis and Prince Mohamed’s adventure into next door Yemen in the south of the peninsula hasn’t gone unnoticed.
Masao Nakayama, Permanent Representative of the Federated States of Micronesia, is a softly-spoken man, born on the tiny atoll of Onoun in the state of Chuuk. He says, "The threat is to our existence, survival, not only as a people but as a culture. ... We now have just flat beaches -- the wash comes in and hits the roots of coconut trees," he said, "It's very scary, it's very frightening", the ABC has reported with a straight face.