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Sunday, 19th August 2018

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IT’S LOVELY WHEN PEOPLE LUV YA

Malcolm Turnbull’s grinning honeymoon is about up as he struggles to be all things to all people by insisting this year’s budget must be “fair”. Turnbull is slavishly mouthing Shorten’s description of Abbott’s budgets.


JE SUIS AUSTRALIEN

Yesterday was a day that defined us as Australians. Where a slip of a girl stood astride the world stage and told those who think only a man can have an affiliation with a horse to, “get stuffed”.



A MELBOURNE CUP BLAST FROM THE PAST

I battled with another bidder at Inglis sales to secure an ordinary looking yearling for a measly $7,000. "Why would you want that horse?", the other bidder asked. "To win the Melbourne Cup with", I replied.


DEAR Mr TURNBULL,

I wonder if me and my Dad could have some of that $4 million you are giving to the Parramatta mosque ‘cos we need to de-radicalise our mum? She got mixed up with Mr Farkhaed’s wives next door and now that we finally got her back she’s all different.



JUST SHOW US THE MONEY!

Now there’s a couple of heads you would never get tired of kicking. They are exchanging a few Allahu akbars after demanding to see the colour of the $4 million cash reward promised by Baird and Turnbull for cultivating Farhad Jabar, the 15 year-old killer of Mr Curtis Cheng.


CRIKEY, WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF PEOPLE TO HATE

Bill Shorten had completed his diatribe at yesterday’s Press conference and had invited questions when a pimply-faced 18-year-old chick on work experience pounced to ask the first question. Shorten had been talking his usual crap for the past 10 minutes and many probing questions were screaming to be asked...



DEFENDING OUR RIGHT TO ACCESS ENERGY

Every living thing needs access to energy, food, light and warmth. But the UN is plotting to limit our access to energy. A study of human history shows what a grave threat this poses to all of us.


SEPARATING THE NUTS FROM THE BOLTS

Sometimes, important moments in history can go by almost unnoticed. The Gettysburg address for instance, was barely remarked upon when it was delivered and when a young Austrian by the name of Adolf Hitler had a dust up in a beer hall, few people paid attention.


OH, THANK YOU RAJENDRA

... I could have lost a fortune in carbon credits

Sixty-one prominent Australians, including rugby union's David Pocock and Nobel Prize-winning scientist Peter Doherty, and Lefty public servant and Climate Change Authoritarian, Bernie Fraser, wrote a letter to the Sydney Morning Herald calling for a moratorium on coal exports, saying our coal contributes to global warming.


BEWARE THE NATIONAL SOCIALIST

...for his intentions always appear to be good

“Demoralise the enemy from within by surprise, terror, sabotage, assassination. This is the war of the future and the victor will never be asked if he lied!” Who said that? ISIS leader, Abu Bakr al Baghdadi perhaps? Maybe Pol Pot or Stalin? Nope.



Learning Islam


COMMISSION'S HANDS AND TONGUES ARE TIED

For each layer of abuse the Royal Commission peels back, there’s yet another more horrific layer ready to unfold... but the Commission is not game to go there. For instance, I reported here a couple of years back about where Qld’s 35th premier, Rob “Bubbles” Borbidge, fits into the gallery of paedophile rogues.


IT'S RAINING DICKHEADS, HALLELUJAH

Red bandana, Fitzsumbugger, believes the woman who claims she was raped in a Nauru detention centre, and therefore wanted an abortion, should automatically be believed.


AUSTRALIA'S 'MARGINALISED AND ISOLATED' YOUNG MUSLIMS

...but they feel much better after killing an Aussie

I didn’t have high expectations when I tuned in to the ABC’s 7.30 Report the other night. Lucky really because I don’t deal well with disappointment.


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