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Friday, 20th April 2018

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WHAT THE OTHER 95% ARE WATCHING

My TV set chucked a wobbly last night and I was forced to watch Channel seven for the first time. Golly, this morning there was this overweight sheila and a Jewish-looking lightweight bloke flanked by two others I have never seen fronting the news which was led with a cat with too many toes. Then a three-day-old lottery story followed by a bloke dressed up as a cow giving money away. Bloody hell, I’ve been missing out on important stuff here… I had no idea that cats had toes!


THE VILE VIXENS ARE OVARIAN TWINS

In 1987 under Bob Hawke, the Department of Trade was usurped by Foreign affairs. In 2013 Abbott agreed, under pressure from DFAT Minister Bishop, to have AusAID, Australia’s main conduit for its excessive aid program, also encompassed by DFAT. Abbott was conned, and it was not to be the first time by Bishop! You see Abbott intended to slash foreign aid… a cunning Julie Bishop had other ideas



YOU CAN’T GO LOWER THAN Di NATALE

… oh hang on, there’s always the tabloids

While boss maggot of the Greens, Di Natale, was busy implying the new Liberal Senator, Major General Jim Molan was a war criminal, the other ex-Slater & Gordon maggot, Adam Bandt, was busy claiming Molan was also a white supremacist!


THE US JUDICIARY IS AS CORRUPT AS OURS

An endless line of mostly female uni (read US College) students with plastic law degrees spills on to the pavement each year looking for the nearest Labor (read US Democrat) Law firm. Naturally very few make the grade but are never dismissed (except for Julia Gillard who quickly became skilled at stealing from clients).


HOW TO SURGICALLY DISROBE A FEBRILE FEMINIST

A couple of weeks ago, an event happened which I suspect may be one of the great milestones of our time. The event, strangely enough, was an interview of an obscure (at the time) Canadian professor by a feminist presenter on Britain’s Channel 4.


THE SCUM ON A FETID SWAMP ALWAYS FLOATS TO THE TOP


WOW!... SO THERE WAS RUSSIAN COLLUSION AFTER ALL!

Yep, a whole trilogy of Russian collusion! Between the Democrats, along with Obama’s Administration and the media.



There are No Excuses for Being Surprised Anymore

Only the naive or the uninitiated assume that sexual licentiousness has no boundaries - the true depths of depravity, deviance, cruelty, and obscenity that can be performed by humans have been thoroughly documented for centuries. There is no point in seeking further proof of such exploits.


WHAT A PIECE OF HOMEWORK THIS TART IS!



DC’s DASTARDLY DEMOCRATS SET TO DETONATE

Deputy FBI Director Andrew McCabe has done a Dastyari in maximising his payout after a forced resignation. More FBI and DoJ resignations will follow revelations in the aftermath of the eagerly awaited so-called memo. Degraded Administration Agency heads like the FBI’s James Comey have fallen for the old trap of forecasting an election result. And Hillary Clinton would be in gaol right now had it not been for Comey refusing to ask the DoJ for a Grand Jury to put an end to the Clintons’ confirmed corruption.


TRUMP NEEDS TO MAKE PUTIN HIS NEW BEST FRIEND

Okay, apologies, I have been rabbiting on about the rise of NATO member Turkey for years and how it must inevitably confront Russia over a dozen contested States in Recep Tayyip Erdogan’s pursuit of re-establishing the old Ottoman Empire. But Putin is also on an unrelenting pursuit of an old USSR.


POPE, SUFFERING OLDTIMERS, RECKONS BIBLE IS FAKE NEWS

The truth is the silly old bugger appears to have finally got one thing right (well, in a Biblical sense that is)! Yes “Satan”, in the form of a snake, (or Harvey Weinstein) lied to Eve about the value of eating forbidden fruit! Hmmm, okay, maybe snakes could talk back then and women were silly enough to believe anything they were told, but the book of Genesis is actually entirely fake news. And, despite Il Papa’s insinuations, this time it’s not Trump’s fault.


SO YOU FEEL LIKE A WOMAN?

…go for it!

Some time ago a macho friend of mine had a popular macho TV show. Funnily enough he used to become a woman in his private time. It took me a while to get used to the transition as he displayed impeccable makeup and fastidiously applied nail polish.


STOP PLAYING GOD WITH OUR MONEY Mr TURNBULL AND LET THE CROWN OF THORNS DO ITS JOB

When blokes get rich and successful they always pivot in later life to support social issues to cleanse their souls of the sins committed in attaining their riches. Turnbull is one of those blokes, and the Crown of Thorns starfish is his “social” target this time. He intends to spend $60 million that will only interfere with, and displace, the natural order on the Reef.



TRUMP HAD NO INTENTION TO DEPORT “DREAMERS”

And the Dems had no intention to allow him that bargaining chip to get his wall, ban chain migration and stop Obama's crazy lottery visas. But although a decision on the Dreamers (DACA) was not due until March this year the Senate Dems and a few Republicans decided it was a contest to see who blinked first in the race to deny the Government funding beyond last Friday. Yawn… it’s about as exciting as an Aussie soccer game because actually no-one blinked first.


A DISCRIMINATING MAN

Did I ever mention that you should take notice when people change the meaning of words? Changing words may seem like an innocent academic pastime. Don’t be fooled however. This practice can have devastating and unpredictable consequences.

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