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Tuesday, 27th June 2017

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IS A DELUSIONAL LITTLE DEMENTED TURD ABOUT TO MEET HIS MAKER?

The crack Seals team that killed Osama bin Laden is in training to take out the Zika Kid when ordered to. Should be a piece of cake compared to bin Laden who hid within a stone's throw of a major Pakistani Military base. The poor bastard who fingered bin Laden's whereabouts to the US still rots in a Pakistani gaol without his $US20 million reward money. Hmmm, but everyone knows where the Zika Kid is.


SURPRISE SURPRISE, AL-ASSAD HAS HOME-GROWN SUPPORT

... but you'd never know that from our media

“Death to Turkey,” says Egypt, “death to Egypt,” says Turkey, “death to Turkey,” says Libya, “death to Libya,” says Turkey, “death to Iran” says Saudi Arabia,“death to Saudi Arabia,” says Iran, “death to Saudi Arabia,” say the Yemeni Houthis, “death to the Houthis,” says Saudi Arabia, but all agree as one when it comes to, “death to Israel and America”. What a bloody mess!


A DIESEL IN THE SHED...

You can have your solar panels and your turbines on the hills; You can use the warmth of sunshine to reduce your heating bills. You can dream you’re self-sufficient as you weed your vegie bed; As long as you make sure to keep A diesel in the shed.


“I’VE FORGOTTEN HER LAST NAME”,

said Andrew Bolt, as he invited Kirralie Smith to discuss Easter

Well, I guess “Smith” is an unusually difficult name to recall. But Bolt was determined to show his true colours as a defender of his own private realm of conservatism. “What proof do you have that mosques secrete caches of arms?”, he asked. Bolt was using a typical Left wing tactic where the interviewee has no chance to recover research that leads to a definitive answer. Of course mosques both here and around the world secrete arms, there is ample proof of that despite the fact police are rarely granted a warrant to search any mosque.


KIM JONG-UN versus DONALD TRUMP

... who gets a haircut?

Only now is it becoming evident just how much of a failure Obama was. He flat out refused to confront Islamic terrorism, Iranian nuclear capability or the mentally retarded, obese grub, Kim jong-Un, who threatens Japan, the US and South East Asia with crude and dangerous attempts at delivering nuclear warheads using outdated ICBM technology supplied by Iran. The pudgy little gnome has no idea that he only has weeks to live.


LONDON'S BURNING... By Harry Richardson

Well, not quite yet, but is it just a matter of time? After all, they've already surrendered to a muslim mayor.

Well, here I am, just back from England, sitting up at midnight unable to sleep and thinking over the events of the last three weeks. What is it actually like in England these days? People over here often ask me that. Is it really that bad? Are there gangs on the streets? Are the inner cities on fire?


A Letter To Pauline Hanson

from Paul Zanetti

Dear Pauline, Many Australians admire you because you say what they think. You raise issues other politicians are too afraid to confront. You voice the concerns of hundreds of thousands of citizens in uncertain times.


A MAN OF COURAGE TO FACE THE MUSIC

I was looking everywhere for Ralph Blewitt’s contact number when the phone rang. Yep, it was old Ralph. I wanted to know if the fire in his belly was still raging at the same rate it was three years ago. Surely his anger must have subsided a little. It hadn’t, except toward me for calling him a simpleton, for which I have apologised.


BATTERY BALONEY

Playing Snakes and Ladders with Australia’s Electricity Supply

Every day some green energy promoter or a battery salesman tells us how green energy with battery backup will supply Australia’s future electricity needs.



"SHOULD WE BE FORCED TO FINANCE SYMBOLS OF DOMINANCE OVER US?"

By Harry Richardson

What is a politician? In short, a politician is a boss. A politician is someone who tells us what we can or can’t do. Their orders are known as “laws.” In democracies politicians are usually members of democratic political parties. However, dictators are politicians and so are party members in a communist country.



WHO'S BATSHIT CRAZY BARNABY?

“Ban all Muslims”, suggests Pauline Hanson and Barnaby Joyce comes out swinging with an eye only on maintaining live-cattle exports to Muslim countries. Joyce sees no harm in past and future Muslim atrocities when it comes to his socialist Nationals’ portfolio of Agriculture and Water. His only claim to fame is that he prevented the duplicitous cat who gave us Gillard returning to the seat of New England. That cat being Tony Windsor.


MOHAMMED'S NEW CLOTHES

By Harry Richardson

Once upon a time, two crafty tailors convinced the Emperor that they could make him a set of magic clothes. They told all the people that these robes would be so magic that only smart people could see them. Everyone went along with the deception because no one wanted to admit that they were too stupid to see the wonderful clothes.


THE BREATHLESS AND BREASTLESS FEMINISTS ANSWER THE CALL TO COMMUNISM

The Left’s first response to a terrorist incident is, “It's more likely a domestic disturbance, or an out of control vehicular incident”. Once established that the perpetrator was screaming ‘Allahu akbar’ it’s, “Other good Muslims must not be blamed”. When these ‘other good Muslims’ refuse to condemn the perpetrators, it’s a case of, “More people die in swimming pools than from terrorism”.Then it's, “It must be a lone wolf thing”. Or, “Some poor little Muslim kid has been radicalised”. Finally, when all excuses for Islamic terrorism are exhausted it’s time to call concerned Conservatives, “Islamophobes, racists and bigots”.


SLATER & GORDON GOING DOWN WITH GILLARD?

Labor’s vilification of RC Commissioner Dyson Heydon, when hearing evidence from Shorten and ex PM Gillard, turned out to be yet another of Shorten’s misguided missiles because Heydon let the criminality of both slide through to the keeper. Now those flawed decisions may come back to haunt him via an unpretentious bloke called Ralph Blewitt.


FRIENDS AND FRAUDS AT BILL'S BASH

[Excuse me being AWOL this week as I wanted to take time out in Sydney to remember Bill.] An estimated four hundred people flocked to the upmarket Pier One Hotel in Sydney’s Rocks on Thursday evening. Tony Abbott was there tucking into a few ales with Peta Credlin, many of the opinionated SKY News team were there and even the ABC and Fairfax were represented, but free alcohol and tucker can be an irresistible attraction for some.


FLICK THE INSURANCE COMPANIES

... they are the problem, not the solution

The profusion of insurance ads flooding the airwaves illustrates the amount of money to be made by doing nothing other than collecting premiums and arguing over payouts. Ads for pets, life insurance, funerals, car and household insurance, in fact you can insure just about everything in order to have that warm glow of peaceful serenity to stave off a possible ruinous payout for an unforeseen accident... providing you have previously navigated the fine print.


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