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IF THE COMMISH STANDS DOWN PREPARE FOR ANARCHY

Dyson Heydon must stay and the Left still don’t understand why. They are high on fantasy and chanting “bias, bias, bias” in a circular trance with their hands on each other’s genitals in an overt display of reciprocal masturbation.


Farmer Fred on Judas Goats



ALP DUPLICITY


ONLY ONE OF TWO BAD CHOICES FOR DYSON

... and he will doubtless choose the right one

So he forgot to not do something he had no intention to do even if he had not forgotten to remember something he was not going to do anyway even if he had remembered to not forget he had already forgotten to remember... or in other words, “Bugger, I should have opened that attachment”.



AGEIST RACIST SEXISTS AT WORK


HAS TONY HAD ENOUGH?

The AWU’s hero, Bill Shorten, nervously peeks from behind the stand as his slobbering attack dog, Tony Burke, attempts stop a Royal Commission unearthing even more of Bill’s union corruption... but PM Abbott can hear bells ringing, he is close to unconscious, lost in vacuous half-measures and vapid inoffensiveness and the corner seems the safest place.


GO FIND SOME OTHER COUNTRY TO REPRESENT, KYRGIOS

How do you compare golfing class acts like Jason Day and Adam Scott with tennis tossers like Nick Kyrgios and Bernard Tomic? All four represent Australia.


TWO BARRISTERS

... but who to engage for your outstanding parking ticket?

The answer is neither, unless you have just had a serious fight with your wallet. On the left is the Liberal Party’s bright spark, Gregory Burton, SC, earmarked for Bronwyn Bishop’s seat of Mackellar.



The ROYAL COMMISSIONS ACT of 1902 - SECT 6O

Contempt of Royal Commission

“(1) Any person who intentionally insults or disturbs a Royal Commission, or interrupts the proceedings of a Royal Commission, or uses any insulting language towards a Royal Commission, or by writing or speech uses words false and defamatory of a Royal Commission, or is in any manner guilty of any intentional contempt of a Royal Commission, shall be guilty of an offence.” (under a penalty of 3 months' jail.)


WHO SAID THAT?

(Part 2)

Leading the charge for same sex marriage, is openly gay Labor Senator Penny Wong. Ms Wong feels we should hurry up gay marriage, criticising Tony Abbott's option for a plebiscite. Agree or disagree with PM Abbott's position, it has always been consistent - both before and after the last election.



DUFUS DREYFUS IS AT IT AGAIN!


BENDIGO’S GANG RAPISTS EXPOSED

No, this is not about the Bendigo Bank’s rapacious associates who have a financial interest in the land surrounding the proposed mega mosque. Nor is it about how the Bendigo Bank cancelled the accounts of all those who objected to the rape of their city. Nor is it about the corrupted Bendigo councillors who did not declare an interest.


WHO SAID THAT?

Personally I'm agnostic on same sex marriage. I understand the arguments on both sides. On the basis of fairness I believe everyone should enjoy equal rights, so I can only support same sex marriage. But the issue of marriage is a little more complex - and deeply personal.


Keep Them Airborne, All of the Time


GAY LOBBY INCENSED AS ABBOTT INSISTS THE PEOPLE DECIDE

... and that’s exactly what the gays don’t want

How to tell if you’re ready to accept gay marriage? When you’re ready to accept two blokes kissing and they stop calling you a homophobe.


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