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Sunday, 30th April 2017

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GREEN ENEMIES OF THE ENVIRONMENT

There was a time when true environmentalists strove to protect wild things. Now the green shirts have become enemies of the environment by pushing green energy and demonising the building blocks of life - carbon and carbon dioxide.


ONLY EL-MOUELHY COULD HAVE CAPITULATED!


LIAR LIAR, PRAYER MAT ON FIRE

Halal certifier, Mohamed El-Mouelhy, capitulated yesterday in the face of damning evidence that he has contributed to Islamic “charities” that funnel the money to terrorist groups. El-Mouelhy probably won’t know what capitulation means, so I will spell it out for him... “give in”, “fold”, “go to water”, “concede”, “surrender” and a word he should know intimately... “submit”.



ABBOTT IS SUFFERING FINANCIAL AND PERSONAL DEPRIVATION

Can Abbott again lead this nation? The answer is no, as those who once stood behind him have predictably gone to water and looked to secure their seats instead. But the Left is now in the minority. They don’t know that of course, they still believe they are safely installed as the world’s social conscience. But the greatest threat to the majority Right is exactly what Trump is now experiencing... the Left’s failure to accept a democratic election result. They will do that here too, when the time comes.



NASA LOOKS TO PAD ITS BUDGET

... it’s that time of year again when there’s life on other planets

Around this time each year, budget submissions are presented with a dollop of induced public excitement... and NASA knows just how gullible the public is when it comes to life (as we know it) on other planets. You can put “life on other planets” in the same out-tray as the “Y2k bug”, the “ozone layer”, the “Crown of Thorns starfish” and “global warming”.


A HAWKISH BEN PRAYS FOR RELIABLE ALLIES

Donald Trump’s Jewish son-in-law, Jared Kushner, and the Kushner family will soon be given a free hand to settle the Arab-Israeli dispute. A Herculean task that has not been achieved by the West’s smartest minds. But Jared Kushner has a plan and that plan involves regional cooperation... unfortunately that sort of cooperation has never looked likely.


WHAT WORKS?

... to be honest I'm not sure

“Oh well, you proved us wrong”, said the doctors when I arrived for a checkup on Thursday last week. “The X-ray was all clear, but we will need to do an MRI to get a full picture ‘tho”. Hmmm, glad I knocked back that chemo crap ‘cos I’d have lost all my hair and I wouldn’t look too good dead.



OF COURSE I'M A HALF-WIT ... ONLY MUSLIM MEN CAN BE FULL-WITS

Yassmin Abdel-Magied's extraordinary claim!

There’s been a lot of open discussion this week about Islam being ‘the most feminist of all religions’, according to the taxpayer funded Islamic activist, Yassmin Abdel-Magied. To understand Islam and its treatment of women, one needs only to source the founder of the faith.


A LOT OF BLOKES WOULDN'T GET A GAME IN THIS COMP

I don’t know why really, but despite my negative thoughts on girls playing AFL, I have become an instant tragic. That’s not to say I would encourage my daughter to get belted from pillar to post every week because, Christ, they do hammer each other with gritted toothed venom and some of them are six foot, 18 stone Amazons happily pulverising five foot plaited maidens.


THE LEFTOVER LEFTIES HAVE LEFT TRUMP STUMPED

Almost twenty thousand public servants resident in Washington DC should resign when a new Administration takes Office. Not all do, (in Australia not one does) despite a deep love affair with an outgoing failed Obama Administration comprised of black activists and Muslims. It’s an affliction called the Stockholm Syndrome and it’s real... just ask Patty Hearst’s parents.


THE HIDDEN COST OF CHILDCARE

... to you!

High tea in flash sidewalk restaurants is a bit beyond my pay scale but not beyond the blue-rinse set mothers who have their children in child-care at up to $130 a day. Exchanging dirty nappies and teeth-cutting for a daily round of catty bullshit with other mothers is an attractive alternative to responsible motherhood... but YOU are paying for it.


THE FEMININE FINGERED FOOL IS STILL HERE

...and ruing the plight of Aborigines while supporting Islam

Aboriginal Affairs is the portfolio of death. A PM gives someone the Aboriginal Ministry he wants to be rid of. No-one wins in Aboriginal Affairs except the white people who claim to be Aboriginal (legally you only need to declare that you identify with the Aboriginal race and voila! You are an Aborigine qualifying for the largesse... and it's racist to question it!)



Reliable Energy - Weather or Not

We are told, incessantly, that man’s use of hydrocarbon fuels will cause climate catastrophe, with more droughts, heat waves, bush fires, floods, blizzards, snow storms, typhoons, hurricanes, super-storms and “weird” weather.


FAIRFAX SAYS THIS IS A MUSLIM RAPING HIS MOTHER-IN-LAW

... Hmmmm, is it really?

Okay, so I'm a rude bastard but, contrary to Fairfax, this is not a cartoon of "a Muslim raping his mother-in-law". It's a cartoon intended to highlight the anonymous nature of the burkah. You be the judge about the bleeding hearts who want to twist it into something else.


SAY GOODNIGHT FAIRFAX

... your type of journalism is finished

It was a good night for the deplorables and the Fairfax mob were there with hot mikes to pick up anything a bit off... and unfortunately I’m pretty good at stuff that’s a bit off. It’s true, I did say that to a private function and SKY's Ross Cameron said a few things that would naturally upset Fairfax too because it was mostly about Fairfax and its appalling attempts at journalism.


MUSLIM POSTIE THE WORLD’S HIGHEST PAID “PUBLIC SERVANT”

Yesterday PM Malcom Turnbull suggested Australia Post boss Mr Ahmed Fahour’s salary was too high at $5.6 million but his criticism was muffled as Turnbull’s take-home pay is greater than a US President’s.

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