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Thursday, 24th August 2017

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YEP, IT'S A DOG'S BREAKFAST ALL RIGHT

A hung parliament, an obstructionist senate, possibly even a Labor/Greens socialist Government. Not surprisingly, many Liberals are left wondering about the wisdom of dumping Abbott for Turnbull.



ONLY ONE WINNER

.. and it’s not Turnbull

It was a low day in Oz politics when Julie Bishop and Malcolm Turnbull decided not to risk Abbott and Hastie winning the WA seat of Canning in a by election on that Saturday. They won anyway but it was too late, the treachery of the Libs' Left had played out with another first term PM mercilessly dumped to salve the ego of one person.


PREPARE FOR A NEW ELECTION

... a recount won’t cut the mustard with this farce

Every political pundit is blithely ignoring the lead story out of this election. Thanks to the Australian Electoral Commission, up until this morning all voters have been given the wrong information on how to vote. If, as suggested, there has been some political interference that favours the Greens in these false instructions then it will be an even bigger lead story.



ALL THE WAY WITH ALA

Turnbull will likely be left with around 10 of Abbott’s record majority. Twenty five per cent of voters are now avoiding the two majors that have merged to the Left as one and voters have become tired of being conned equally by both. So the choice is simple if you want to avoid Australia going down the tube awash in Islamic dominance.


After Brexit We need Clexit


WHY TURKEY IS A TARGET?

... it has deserted ISIS and Baghdadi is not a happy chappy

For those who have followed the Turkish ploy of playing both sides in the Islamic war it is no surprise that the Islamic State of Turkey (and of all things a NATO member) has become a prime ISIS target.


BREXIT A WINDFALL FOR UK AND OZ

... but will the pollies get it?

Now that Brexit is a reality, the talk has turned to trade. Who will be allowed to trade with who? Who will get a free trade deal? Who won’t get a free trade deal? Who will be the new trade winners and who will be the losers? The whole free trade thing can be extremely confusing. I know, I had things completely about face until I bought my Ducati 900SS motorcycle.


GAY MARRIAGE OK WITH MOST, BUT...

Personally I believe that a person should be able to marry their bloody gold fish if they want to and they can have their budgerigar as best man and their hamsters as bridegrooms... good on ‘em, I hope they all live happily ever after. But it’s another story to allow pillow biters and carpet munchers to adopt children. Most will agree so beware the gay Green Left and a misleading plebiscite based on the lie that is “marriage equality”.


CRIPES... THAT WAS CLOSE!

Could it be that the Brits have just saved Europe from dictatorship for the third time in just over a century? That might sound melodramatic but there is no denying that the EU is no democracy. What’s more, it has been steadily increasing its stranglehold on the nation states under its sway.


BOAT PEOPLE COULD BE ALL POMS FROM NOW ON

I fair dinkum hope my cartoon is wrong and I'll be happy to lose a few bets but indications are that the Pom mindset rarely changes and if it holds true Britain is about to be lost in a vortex of appalling continental socialism and Islamic influence that has no upside for any bastard.



WHY DO POMS VOTE ON A BLOODY THURSDAY OF ALL DAYS?

Hmmm... would you believe it has something to do with voluntary voting?

It’s a long voting tradition that the Poms prefer to continue with, even after it makes no sense. Why Thursday? Well, voting is voluntary and Thursday was the Poms’ Market Day, the day everyone went to town to do their shopping and getting out the horse and dray on any other day simply to register a vote for a crooked politician made no sense.


"REMAIN" IN THE COT WITH THESE TWO AT YOUR OWN RISK!

So you hate Nigel Farage. He is an ex Tory, who was in Maggie Thatcher’s Government. You think he is arrogant and argumentative? You figure his anti-immigration rhetoric is hiding closet racism and all the decent people you respect seem to hate him too.


“REGRETTABLY MY SEARCH FOR A PARTNER HAS NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL...”

What! An attractive sheila like you, Anne?

Naturally I didn’t apply for the “partner’s” job after Ms Summers publicly said that I was responsible for Jill Meagher's rape and murder.


IT'S TIME TO LEAVE THE COOPERATIVE

Once upon a time the Poms joined a Farmers’ and Producers’ co-op, and it was good, with a healthy exchange of ideas. Now, 50 years later, it has devolved into a Nimbin style festival with a healthy exchange of hooch and bare breasted girlfriends.



CAN THE WORLD SURVIVE 6 MORE MONTHS OF THIS GANDER-IN-CHIEF?

... it's touch and go

Fancy travelling to Orlando ostensibly to console victims’ families and friends only to embark on a political tirade in defence of Islam and against the second amendment, then to blame the US alone for the 49 lost lives.

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