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Sunday, 22nd April 2018

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IF EVER YOU NEEDED A REASON TO SWITCH OFF THE GAMES... here's a pathetic one!

Just as our fair dinkum athletes would be better served competing against open competition, our fair dinkum Aborigines would be better served back home looking after their delinquent kids. And the pretend Aborigines? Well, they would be better served smoking dope on the beach while they wait for the Gold Coast Centrelink office to open.


THE SUNDAY SCHOOL PAIR IS NOT AFTER TURNBULL… well, not just yet

The Monash movement was borne of frustration over a leader who either doesn’t understand our energy predicament or should be a paid-up Greenie. As said here a few weeks back, Barnaby can now go buy a beer for Abbott and plan the eventual downfall of Turnbull. I believe that is what he has done.


RELIGIOUS RITUALS HANG IN THERE

... but only just

You would think that religion would be dead by now, given its degree of self harm. But in some quarters it is thriving, despite child abuse, murderous rampages, two-State quandaries, re-siting of embassies, jihadism, a fruit loop Pope, endless Arab Springs/Winters, and governments without morals!


Another Endangered Species?

Earth is a dangerous place. Of all the species that have ever lived, over 95% have already been extinguished by natural disasters.



IF WE HAD A 2ND AMENDMENT, WE’D STILL HAVE ABBOTT

The undemocratic removal of an elected PM only to replace him with a government of diametrically opposed philosophy would ensure any country was up in arms… and unfortunately we would also have had Whitlam for bit longer, but another politician took all our arms away.


WAUGH WOULDN’T WALK… IS THAT ALSO NOT CRICKET?


AN EXTRAORDINARY PRESSER

All countries spy on other countries…Russia does, the UK does, the US does and Australia does. Or do we set up foreign embassies and consulates because used-by-dated politicians fancy the local tucker and hookers?



HANG AROUND UNCLE KEV,

… we might need you to cry again for another “stolen generation”

I’ll take two and I know a few other families that will help! Aboriginal kids must not be abandoned like this. They must not be taught to believe that Islamic style practices involving sexual abuse of children are okay here simply because white Aboriginal activists demand we turn a blind eye. Where is Turnbull on this? Is he still busily working on a credible response to his 30 losing polls?


WE'VE LOST MORE THAN OUR CRICKET TEAM

... a baggy green was at stake

This is something we might expect of Kiwis or Pakistanis, but not Australians. We have not just lost respect for the game of cricket, we have lost respect for Australia. How else could our sporting representatives contrive such an act when they know every camera on the ground is following the ball. Did they intend to be caught? If not, then Steve Smith and company are blithering idiots.


BALL TAMPERING? BUT IT'S LEGAL


THEY’RE NO LONGER SHY LITTLE THINGS WITH PRETTY BOWS, ARE THEY

It all started when Whitlam decreed that women should work (as if they didn’t already work). Like all good socialists, he set out to demonise the roles he didn’t want women to perform. A role that cared for a family in a home environment was vilified in the most demeaning of terms like “housewife”. Julia Gillard, was later to extend his view of homogenised humanity and said, the term “prostitute” was more accurate than “housewife”.


Anti-Australia, Anti-Western and Full of Pride:

Part 2 The Utopian State of AnlRalia

Since 2025, AnlRalia has honoured December the 7th, 2017 as the day their most fervent dreams became true. Not only was their new State established on the eighth anniversary of that date, it also marked the culmination of decades of craving and planning and lobbying to establish their asserted right to equal standing with all walks of life.


SHORTEN FEARS GREEN SUICIDE

Julia Gillard’s Beyond Blue could have an accelerated clientele rate as the Greens rush for her counsel. Labor despises the Greens and rues the day it needed to rely on them for government as it did when Julia was caught a few numbers short.


HOWZAT??

HTF are we still duelling and cavorting with such a racist nation as South Africa? Oh, I forgot it's black racism this time, and apparently that's okay.


HAPPY ST PATRICK'S DAY, BUT OMINOUS CLOUDS OOZE DOOM

Have you heard the one about the Irishman who was so stupid that he………. Well, you know the rest. When the Irish first came to England en masse, it was to dig canals and build railways. Most of the new migrants were illiterate bog farmers and the Irish were soon typecast as a bit s.t.u.p.i.d.


SOME REFUGEES LIKE AUSTRALIA

Marie is an Egyptian linguist who follows PP and continues to tell her remarkable story as a Christian in Australia:



JAY WEATHERILL WASN'T REALLY GOD'S FAULT

... it was the wine!

God made mankind… golly I can’t say that any more! I’ll start again. God made people with dongers and people with front bottoms who had the ability to protect themselves from all other people who would do them harm.

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