Don’t know about you blokes but I’m feeling very insecure with all these feminists claiming superiority over us. I mean Christ, after eight years of Obama and Hillary you’d reckon anyone who has a slight sun tan or sits down to have a leak could never be considered a Presidential candidate, but now we have Oprah of all people as a proposed Democratic frontrunner.
Okay, I admit it, I was wrong. All this time, I have been telling people that Muslims have been carrying out these jihadist mass murders because they have been brain washed.
In today’s crazy world, western politicians are wasting billions of tax-payer dollars force-feeding costly unreliable green energy in the bizarre belief that this will somehow change Earth’s climate.
After four years of investigations and legal proceedings by ASADA, 34 players at Essendon were found guilty of using banned peptides. But Thompson’s arrest is not about peptides, not this time, it’s about trafficking in cocaine, ecstasy and methamphetamines, with the alleged participation of bikies.
The “get out of jail free” card of mental health is also used widely in sport where popular AFL and NRL icons can opt for a short period of mental recuperation rather than years out of the sport on drug charges.
The baby boom of the sixties saw women on average bearing 3.5 babies but now that figure has dropped to an appalling 1.4 babies. Australia needs 2.2 babies from every fertile woman or it will devolve into a third world economy.
The far Left clearly wants all reference to Christmas abolished. Okay, so they don’t believe in Christ, so what, Merry Christmas has nothing to do with Christ or Mass for that matter, and to be traditionally merry is to be stone drunk.
When your political opponent looks at his watch when you’re speaking and you are a dumb red-head who can’t match him verbally, there is always a Royal Commission into child abuse to target his hallowed institution of Catholicism. It’s only a few hundred million bucks but it strikes a dagger in his heart, and it’s payback in spades.
Worried about your opponent in an election? Okay, simply arrange for a few sheilas to accuse him of molestation 40 odd years ago, and as Hillary said, those women should be believed!
“Why are you staring at my breasts Bill?” asked Kristina Keneally at a meeting with Sam Dastyari and Bill Shorten. “Look, we want you to stand in Bennelong against Alexander”, said Bill. “Get your hands off it boys, I’m doing okay at Sky, sort of. And what if I didn’t win, I couldn’t go back to my job at Sky!
Ever wondered why there are more women than men (there always have been)? The reasons are manifold but mainly it is because historically it was only men who went to wars, it was only the men who were killed.
Oh, just pass this Bill first and we will ensure the needed amendments are passed later. A LIE! Today when many reasonable amendments were suggested on each occasion they were thrown out. The Labor Party said that their Members would have a free vote as did the Coalition assure their Members. A LIE! Each time failed lawyer Dreyfus approached the dispatch box he said, "Labor is not voting for this amendment". Clearly Labor voted as one against all amendments.
Embassies and Consulates of most countries are sited in the host country’s capital city, and relocating the US Embassy from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem is about the most provocative move that can be made.
Well, it was always going to be the case if we voted YES to a phantom Bill without any content available. Only a deceptive question about “equality” that everyone would have agreed to! “Just trust us”, the rainbow mob implored. “Just pass the Bill and we will sort out your protections later, just trust us."
A bitter Tony Windsor dug up all he could find on Barnaby’s private life, but the not so dirty dirt didn’t stick. Yes, the man who gave us Julia Gillard and didn’t have the balls to run against Barnaby this time, was content to sit at home on his social media accounts trying to destroy the character of the bloke who has always had his measure.